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So, from the looks of this thread I'm assuming Sark aspires to be a monk as he has apparently taken a vow of silence.

Edited by nunna yo bizness

Standard bullshit statement and question from reporter. "What's your message to team?"

I dug the stone cold stare from Sark "We are gonna show up on Saturday 11:00am and play football"

Edited by CptnJiggleBits

I am working from home today, so first press conference I've seen live. Turns out this thread is actually more informative every week than the press conference itself. Everyone who complains about this thread owes this forum an apology.

4 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


I could see those two games (Baylor-BYU and Texas-OSU) getting seven-day windows

Posted it before but Klatt said back in August that his locked-in schedule had him in Austin for the OSU game. He also said “if im there, it was absolutely be an 11am kick. Sorry longhorn fans.”

4 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


I could see those two games (Baylor-BYU and Texas-OSU) getting seven-day windows

Posted it before but Klatt said back in August that his locked-in schedule had him in Austin for the OSU game. He also said “if im there, it was absolutely be an 11am kick. Sorry longhorn fans.”

7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Posted it before but Klatt said back in August that his locked-in schedule had him in Austin for the OSU game. He also said “if im there, it was absolutely be an 11am kick. Sorry longhorn fans.”

Yes, I remember when you posted that about 5 minutes and 30 seconds ago.

Edited by MirrOlure

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Shit, good point.  FOX would love to pick that one up especially if we beat Oklahoma.  I think an undefeated Top 15 Oklahoma State is also a near guarantee.  Their pregame "gameday" is a nice bonus but fuck, that's a game we need a drunk and rowdy and full DKR with the illuminated Longhorn.  Not some half-assed morning kickoff.  that's easily our most challenging home game this season, we need all the extra help.  But Big Media gonna Big Media.  Our road games are gonna probably be all night games from here on out after TCU as BAY, WVU, ISU will all very likely have winning records and quite possibly ranked.  Meanwhile, our home games are all in the morning with 1/4 of the stadium empty and mostly sober and quiet.  Real nice. 

With only three league games that weekend, I doubt FOX exercises its 6-day window so we should know our OSU game exactly 7 days from this exact moment.  Although WVU & BAY suddenly has some implications given how well both are playing as of late.  

Yes, big recruiting weekend, needs to be a night game all day drunkfest with easy drunk hoes for post game.

1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

Yes, big recruiting weekend, needs to be a night game all day drunkfest with easy drunk hoes for post game.

in my experience... 3pm drunk meant you could double up on them hoes...

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

OKL=Oklahoma 

OSU=Oklahoma State

BAY=Baylor 

TEX=Texas

TTU=Texas Tech 

TCU=Texas Christian 

WVU=West Virginia (appropriate since unlike OKL and KAN, their official school name is actually the West Virginia University, not the University of West Virginia)

KAN=Kansas

KSU=Kansas State 

ISU=Iowa State 

sorry for being so bizarre, but I thought these three letter initials for BIg XII schools have been pretty well esablished for 25 years.t

DB = Dirt Burglar

Edit or maybe DBC = Dirt Burglar College

Edited by dcar00

6 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

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I spy a slight camel toe

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48 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I am working from home today, so first press conference I've seen live. Turns out this thread is actually more informative every week than the press conference itself. Everyone who complains about this thread owes this forum an apology.

"working from home"?

49 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Posted it before but Klatt said back in August that his locked-in schedule had him in Austin for the OSU game. He also said “if im there, it was absolutely be an 11am kick. Sorry longhorn fans.”

That does suck.  KSU is probably our only chance for a primetime, televised night game at home - Kansas feels like a 6pm LHN kick. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

That does suck.  KSU is probably our only chance for a primetime, televised night game at home - Kansas feels like a 6pm LHN kick. 

Who's going to tell him?

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That does suck.  KSU is probably our only chance for a primetime, televised night game at home - Kansas feels like a 6pm LHN kick. 

KSU is already locked in at 11am. 

Well fuck, this shit tastic home schedule is even worse then. 

so we announce we're leaving the conference and then we get 11am games across the board? Way to be subtle big 12

1 minute ago, Sleepygrad said:

so we announce we're leaving the conference and then we get 11am games across the board? Way to be subtle big 12

Meh. We always had them in most non-LHN games.

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well fuck, this shit tastic home schedule is even worse then. 

The schedule is only shit tastic if we lose.

17 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

so we announce we're leaving the conference and then we get 11am games across the board? Way to be subtle big 12

The Big 12 has nothing to do with what Fox, ABC, or ESPN choose for time slots. 11am is a nationally televised time slot on both OTA networks. 

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Beat that Tech ass. 

A very solid ass whooping!

Hook'em!

I love 11 am games.  Or night games.  I am hunting most fall weekends.  So anything but 2:30 works for me.

16 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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Beat that Tech ass. 

A very solid ass whooping!

Hook'em!

Jesus that watermark is so excessive

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I don't like the smock that logo is placed really weird 

The difference between Sark's pressers and the shitheads that preceded him is just night and day. So refreshing.

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

I am working from home today, so first press conference I've seen live. Turns out this thread is actually more informative every week than the press conference itself. Everyone who complains about this thread owes this forum an apology.

You don't get to tell me I OWE anybody an apology.

How dare you?!? What gives you the right? I remember shitty press conference threads from previous weeks, and I'm not just going to forget that.

Get the fuck outtahere with that "owes this forum an apology" shit!

32 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

The difference between Sark's pressers and the shitheads that preceded him is just night and day. So refreshing.

Yes.  Brown's pressers were comedic relief.   The next two were just unlistenable.

Sarkisian is candid, pretty transparent and short on bullshit. 

1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

You don't get to tell me I OWE anybody an apology.

How dare you?!? What gives you the right? I remember shitty press conference threads from previous weeks, and I'm not just going to forget that.

Get the fuck outtahere with that "owes this forum an apology" shit!

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11 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

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*Their

 

Clearly you haven't read the "Y'all Owe this team an apology" thread. 

 

Edited by Hornlover

1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

*Their

 

Clearly you haven't read the "Y'all Owe this team an apology" thread. 

 

I have, thought it was too funny to not post.....no offense.

20 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Brown's pressers were comedic relief. 

Sounds like someone misses hearing about the number of explosive plays

These press conference tid bits were great. Thanks guys. 

48 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Sounds like someone misses hearing about the number of explosive plays

Yeah explosive plays, scared to death, fighting guts out.

I actually like Sark's press conferences if only he'd have pulled his head out of his arse earlier in Fayettenam we might be having a vastly different conversation.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

These press conference tid bits were great. Thanks guys. 

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1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Sarkisian is candid, pretty transparent and short on bullshit

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2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Yes.  Brown's pressers were comedic relief.   The next two were just unlistenable.

Sarkisian is candid, pretty transparent and short on bullshit. 

Years of hearing about baking the cake topped off with "The cake has been baked" following a dumpster fire season is in the Hall of Fame of worst pressers ever.

Waited years for a cake and got a Charlie Strong doodoo pie.

 

 

22 minutes ago, F250 said:

Years of hearing about baking the cake topped off with "The cake has been baked" following a dumpster fire season is in the Hall of Fame of worst pressers ever.

Waited years for a cake and got a Charlie Strong doodoo pie.

 

 

The team did have talent when Charlie got fired.

Problem was we hired a water bottle drinking, drew Locke mocking, double birding complete doofus to take over.

5 hours ago, Zeus said:

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I don't like the smock that logo is placed really weird 

Needs more water bottle.

8 hours ago, Js1 said:

I assume that's who "OKL" is.  

There's always an OKL. 

Hotness doesnt have a skin color

Ok Ed Gein.
3 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Sounds like someone misses hearing about the number of explosive plays

or the opposing offense ran many plays that were successful because they were “off schedule.” Sneaky fuckers

5 hours ago, Zeus said:

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I don't like the smock that logo is placed really weird 

I like it more than the stupid Johnny Cash wanna be stupid black that Tom always wanted to wear. He never heard about Miami black shoes 1990 or facing Duke black uniforms.

 

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19 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

This fuckin thread the past 2 weeks.

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When your blowing folks out there is not much to be said then keep it up. So I hope all future presser threads keep going off on tangents.

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