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To be honest, you probably came off better for it. Listening to Dave South for any length of time can cause your spleen to jump up through your neck and throttle your brain in an attempt to avert cataclysmic insanity.


Good point. But if he had done a game, you could have played a drinking game where every time he mentions aggy, you have to take a shot. You’d have been passed out before halftime.
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57 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

To be honest, you probably came off better for it. Listening to Dave South for any length of time can cause your spleen to jump up through your neck and throttle your brain in an attempt to avert cataclysmic insanity.

South: Hand off, HUGE hole up the Middle!!! 

(10 second delay)

South: Gain of 2 yards....

50 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Name anyone worse than Dave South for any sort of sport announcing commentary.

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Though I gotta admit, you could make an argument...

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"It is down...

it is up...

and it's a good one. They win"

 

 

"It is down...
it is up...
and it's a good one. They win"
 
 
I've seen that same YT video 5 or 6 times and it has jumped the shark. Stop it.


Just kidding, it's still as great as the first time I saw it.

Other team has it on their own 20...

They run it...

(15 seconds of silence)

...touchdown 

I used to tune in to Dave South broadcasts when yet another aggy loss was assured just to listen to his dejection. So so good.

Maroon-Colored, ‘Aggie Brand’ Oysters Coming to Texas Tables? Maybe

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Researchers with the Texas A&M University System say they have created an entirely new and sustainable industry for the Texas coast after artificially spawning oysters in a lab for the first time in 27 years.

The oysters were then placed in a cage and moved to shallow salt water along the Texas Gulf Coast were they are allowed to grow until harvested.

The first instance of caged oyster mariculture in Texas was installed off the coast of Corpus Christi and is a prelude to a growing industry researchers anticipate getting underway in September 2020. That's when tens of thousands of acres of shallow water along the Texas Gulf Coast will be available for commercial oyster aquaculture after a law was passed last year allowing the practice.

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/texas-news/maroon-colored-aggie-brand-oysters-coming-to-texas-tables-maybe/2300850/?fbclid=IwAR0WX-gKS6D0fRWCVGAmEmja6gkIjK434saJ-4Tk5X5Tfcf6LQEehebQyEU

Will somebody please link the audio of the Baylor overtime win at aggy? I’m too busy trying to find Ole Miss’s comeback in B/CS after the Rebs came back from a 27-7 halftime deficit. Was at the game, and was on my way back to Houston listening to the man himself.

I have posted it before but got dang I cant find it. I will award 1 internet point who can on YouTube.

Its the aggie game in Spanish on the last kick. En espenol por favor.

It is WAY better that the Craig Way call on the game. Fight me if you disagree.

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Maroon-Colored, ‘Aggie Brand’ Oysters Coming to Texas Tables? Maybe

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Researchers with the Texas A&M University System say they have created an entirely new and sustainable industry for the Texas coast after artificially spawning oysters in a lab for the first time in 27 years.

The oysters were then placed in a cage and moved to shallow salt water along the Texas Gulf Coast were they are allowed to grow until harvested.

The first instance of caged oyster mariculture in Texas was installed off the coast of Corpus Christi and is a prelude to a growing industry researchers anticipate getting underway in September 2020. That's when tens of thousands of acres of shallow water along the Texas Gulf Coast will be available for commercial oyster aquaculture after a law was passed last year allowing the practice.

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/texas-news/maroon-colored-aggie-brand-oysters-coming-to-texas-tables-maybe/2300850/?fbclid=IwAR0WX-gKS6D0fRWCVGAmEmja6gkIjK434saJ-4Tk5X5Tfcf6LQEehebQyEU

That's a massive Vibrio outbreak just waiting to happen... Maybe it will be maroon Vibrio, though?

People who didn't listen to Dave South cannot possibly imagine how bad he was. He made Lowell Galindo sound like Tony Romo. I was on a road trip heading west on a gameday, trying to tune into a game, and I would get the radio from whatever small town I passed through. Dave South came on, and I listened. I couldn't believe it. It can't be described. It was like a comedy bit on SNL. I just couldn't believe what I was hearing. Then I realized, he was their guy. This was their Craig Way. This was their standard bearer. 

The excerpts above don't convey one tenth of the slackjawed nonsense that dude would put out. I was sad when he retired, because future generations would never be able to believe what it was. It was one of the stories that can't be made into a movie because nobody would believe it. So sad he is gone from the radio.

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Who knows. I know he retired from football but for the life of me I have no idea how I would ever know who calls an aggy baseball game because I would never leave it on that station long enough to listen. But likely, hes probably good for baseball for a few more years then on to PBP for the golf team.

9 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

People who didn't listen to Dave South cannot possibly imagine how bad he was. He made Lowell Galindo sound like Tony Romo. I was on a road trip heading west on a gameday, trying to tune into a game, and I would get the radio from whatever small town I passed through. Dave South came on, and I listened. I couldn't believe it. It can't be described. It was like a comedy bit on SNL. I just couldn't believe what I was hearing. Then I realized, he was their guy. This was their Craig Way. This was their standard bearer. 

The excerpts above don't convey one tenth of the slackjawed nonsense that dude would put out. I was sad when he retired, because future generations would never be able to believe what it was. It was one of the stories that can't be made into a movie because nobody would believe it. So sad he is gone from the radio.

The post game radio shows were even better after loses. Those were the days. 

Name anyone worse than Dave South for any sort of sport announcing commentary.. hell, I'll extend it to sports talk and that opens a huge can of suck..
And I'd venture you can't out Dave South Dave South with any nominations.
Booger.
12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

At least they are all FBS schools. Zero FCS schools.

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Racist POS Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph

 

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2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Racist POS Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph

 

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That chainsaw-toothed bitch looks like he's been munching on rocks.

A&M has more attractive home schedules than us most years, but that's always been the case. Our biggest game has been at neutral site for almost a century.

19 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Name anyone worse than Dave South for any sort of sport announcing commentary.. hell, I'll extend it to sports talk and that opens a huge can of suck..

And I'd venture you can't out Dave South Dave South with any nominations.

Ah, I loved listening to his disjointed nonsense.  Usually becuase all the games he was calling, the ags were getting dick punched all game.  Driving back from a hunting trip with an Ag friend of mine.  The UCLA meltdown.  His truck.  His radio.  4hr drive, so my friend is getting more and more excited.  Then the meltdown commences.....between Dave and my friends histrionics, I had to stifle laughs and giggles.  It was such a great ride home.  

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

versus their cupcake home schedule for 2020?!?! Daniel just stahp...moron.

Abilene Christian

North Texas

Colorado

Fresno State

Ole Miss

Vanderbilt

LSU is a good game.  The ags will get slaughtered in it (again), but it's a good home game.

The rest of their home schedule is so devastatingly horrible, I would take every single one of our home opponents over their second best team, which I guess is... Colorado?  Talk about a shite schedule.

Notice also that they have 4 nonconference games and scheduled all of them at home. The only home/home contract is CU

I am too old (53) to be really concerned about what aggy says or does but I do find it more and more aggravating with the total BS that they seem to effortlessly produce each and every day.  I want to not care but...it is hard not to particularly when they talk negatively about my alma mater.

7 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

I am too old (53) to be really concerned about what aggy says or does but I do find it more and more aggravating with the total BS that they seem to effortlessly produce each and every day.  I want to not care but...it is hard not to particularly when they talk negatively about my alma mater.

They have bragging rights on Little Brother Syndrome, in perpetuity.

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

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They have one single home game worth attending next year. Season ticket holders should be pissed.

4 hours ago, LoneStarBiker said:

versus their cupcake home schedule for 2020?!?! Daniel just stahp...moron.

Abilene Christian

North Texas

Colorado

Fresno State

Ole Miss

Vanderbilt

I mentioned this and one of the replies was this:

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40 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I mentioned this and one of the replies was this:

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Well yeah, they always have one more home game than UT because all of their cupcake patsies are home games.  The last attendance figures I've seen are for 2018 and on a per game average aggy attendance was 99,844 and UT was 97,713.  However, Kroger stadium had a capacity of 110,633 while DKR had a capacity of 103,507.  So aggy averaged 90.24% of capacity while UT averaged 94.40% of capacity.  Also, aggy still hasn't won shit, so stuff it marc.

22 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The last attendance figures I've seen are for 2018 and on a per game average aggy attendance was 99,844 and UT was 97,713.  However, Kroger stadium had a capacity of 110,633 while DKR had a capacity of 103,507.  So aggy averaged 90.24% of capacity while UT averaged 94.40% of capacity. 

Does any of that really matter? Even if you want to say "fine, you outdrew us".... and den? Who cares?  

Why are you guys engaging those imbeciles voluntarily? I could have a more intelligent conversation with a slice of toast.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I mentioned this and one of the replies was this:

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In all fairness, A&M has adopted the new school motto of “Quantity over Quality.”

58 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

I could have a more intelligent conversation with a slice of toast.

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2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Well yeah, they always have one more home game than UT because all of their cupcake patsies are home games.  The last attendance figures I've seen are for 2018 and on a per game average aggy attendance was 99,844 and UT was 97,713.  However, Kroger stadium had a capacity of 110,633 while DKR had a capacity of 103,507.  So aggy averaged 90.24% of capacity while UT averaged 94.40% of capacity.  Also, aggy still hasn't won shit, so stuff it marc.

aggy outdrew us by a slight margin this past season. They averaged about 100,000 or so fans and we were at 96,305.

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So my wife’s cousin posted a pic of her son, bragging about how he graduated from BLA (I think that’s the acronym) in the army. We didn’t know what it was so we looked it up and it’s something noncommissioned officers take. 
he was in the aggy corp for 4 years before joining the army. Is it normal to not get a commission when you are in a rotc program?  I don’t know anything about military stuff like that. 

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aggy outdrew us by a slight margin this past season. They averaged about 100,000 or so fans and we were at 96,305.
I'm sure if you checked actual attendance vs reported attendance there would be quite the discrepancy.

Also, I'm sure we had many more fans in the 2nd half than they did.

What’s all this talk about Aggy? Take it over to the Hitler thread. 

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