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Is that boiled meat with macaroni salad slathered on a tortilla?   The won't even serve shit like that in Cincinnati.  

Maybe they’ll keep it in a shoe box in the closet.

That shit is fucking disgusting looking. Amateur hour shit.

I bet they put beans in their chili too.
3 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Looks like some kinda crap that would be kicked off the "Hey Steel Shank" thread.

It's the lack of paper plates, isn't it?

Is that boiled meat with macaroni salad slathered on a tortilla?   The won't even serve shit like that in Cincinnati.  


Baby, if you’ve ever wondered...

wondered, what ever became of me.

I’m stuck on a tortilla by fuckin aggy.

Fuckin aggy, traveshamockery.
3 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

 Pretty sure I would rather eat Dickey's.

 

I have eaten at the DFW Dickey's a higher percentage of the time I'm there than I'd like to admit.

2 hours ago, hookem48 said:

I fucking live here and this is the first I've heard of it.

No shit. There's TM top 50 bbq in town. This ain't it.

6 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

That looks like some shit out of a prison cafeteria,

no dude thats more like a "spread" . prison cafeterias have more respect for themselves . 

10 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I have a myriad of concerns.

Not sure if snatch and bud light qualify as a myriad.

9 hours ago, X-Wing @Aliciousness said:

It is incredible how aggy is so quick to bring up "scoreboard" against Oklahoma, but when Texas fans bring it up "OMG stop living in the past"

Ha the only scoreboard I remember from aggy and OU is 77-0.

13 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

 Pretty sure I would rather eat Dickey's.

 

Ya mean Richard??

 

 

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

I have eaten at the DFW Dickey's a higher percentage of the time I'm there than I'd like to admit.

Makes you feel ragey paying 30% more than at Pecan Lodge and getting Dickey's doesnt it?

I was told repeatedly that Brew was making a million and was going to completely sink Texas in recruiting.

Edited by Orange^White

10 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

aggy must have some really shitty contract negotiators if their assistant's contracts contain buyouts for getting fired for cause.

Um, I thought we knew that. $75MM over 10 years fully guaranteed.

21 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

The aggy network is lit!

Jimbo hopes so.

jimbo_hungryforsuccess.jpg

And why the fuck hasn't Jimbo signed his contract? Something has got to be p there, right?

19 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

The reviews of this place is that it’s the greatest bbq to grace Texas (owned by a former milkman). This may be one of the more grotesque examples of how you monetize aggy.

Former Milkman owns it? Explains the cum-drizzled "mac-and-cheese."

19 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

And why the fuck hasn't Jimbo signed his contract? Something has got to be p there, right?

His not signing his contract is a result of changes in the tax law, in particular, the 21% excise tax on Jimbo's salary. A number of coaches are taking this approach.

There needs to be clarifications regarding how the IRS will be applying the provisions of the new law, and whether the contract will need to be restructured to give Jimbo his $75 million, but in a different format than it is now structured under.

Edited by Randolph Duke

TAMU_Farmers_Uni.jpg  Next 2018 Aggy Uni is called lovingly named "Farmer's Fight."

14 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

I love the sub-head: Consistent Top 25 finishes have obscured our inability to make a run at a modern Big Three national title. But fear not... hope is still on the horizon.

Yes, hope is on the horizon, aggy. Where it always has been and where it always will be.

17 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

  • And finally… finally we arrive at Texas A&M. Tied for 49th among 65 Power Five schools with only one “tier two” season (2012 Football). Our friends in 49th place? The Minnesota Golden Gophers, proud owners of a Final Four appearance in 1997.

That's a pretty damning recounting of their sports futility.  And they even defined "modern era" in a way that would help them (especially vs. Texas) in just about every sport.

6 minutes ago, utee94 said:

That's a pretty damning recounting of their sports futility.  And they even defined "modern era" in a way that would help them (especially vs. Texas) in just about every sport.

Yeah, one can only wonder if they didnt use “modern era” as a qualifier/criteria (shudders). 

 

That article is hilarious

8 minutes ago, utee94 said:

That's a pretty damning recounting of their sports futility.  And they even defined "modern era" in a way that would help them (especially vs. Texas) in just about every sport.

ancient, modern, future.. aggy will continue to spit out mediocrity and claim it as success.

Per aggypedia:

 

Futility

 

So, to sum up: Current list of Power 5 schools that have not finished in the Final/Top 4 in baseball, basketball, or football since 1940:

  • Northwestern
  • Texas Tech
  • aggy
 
Wow..is aggy gonna have to boycott gbh now for not towing the company line? Can't let the indoctrinated aggy masses be exposed to hard truths..
3 minutes ago, ousux said:
35 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:
 

Wow..is aggy gonna have to boycott gbh now for not towing the company line? Can't let the indoctrinated aggy masses be exposed to hard truths..

response to GBHunting tweeting out that article:

 

Yeah, one can only wonder if they didnt use “modern era” as a qualifier/criteria (shudders). 
 
That article is hilarious
I'm sure they thought about it since that would get them on the list with one natty, but probably pushed them down lower in nearly every category. (some of the Ivy schools would make the list)
12 minutes ago, ousux said:
26 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:
Yeah, one can only wonder if they didnt use “modern era” as a qualifier/criteria (shudders). 
 
That article is hilarious

I'm sure they thought about it since that would get them on the list with one natty, but probably pushed them down lower in nearly every category. (some of the Ivy schools would make the list)

Ivy schools, military academies, teacher's colleges, beauty schools...  If they extended back to their sole championship in football in 1939, I'm guessing they'd fall much further down the list.  

16 minutes ago, ousux said:
29 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:
Yeah, one can only wonder if they didnt use “modern era” as a qualifier/criteria (shudders). 
 
That article is hilarious

I'm sure they thought about it since that would get them on the list with one natty, but probably pushed them down lower in nearly every category. (some of the Ivy schools would make the list)

What part of "Power 5" are you missing?

I am glad the 1991 Cotton Bowl took place in the ancient times of College Football, which it seems does not count anymore. If we can push the date up to include the 1997 Route 66 as well that would be great.

Also they fucked up their baseball definition because the field was still at 48 until 1999. I demand GBH fix this because then we will be ranked higher than LSU.

What part of "Power 5" are you missing?
That was an unknown concept in the pre-modern era fyi..
44 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

response to GBHunting tweeting out that article:

 

Haha - they really don't want to be bothered by factual information, do they? 

It is irrelevant anyway, because they will gladly tell you that they've now "passed" all the schools ahead of them on that list (except Bama) because they hired Jimbo Fisher.  

that's a whole bunch of words and numbers to come to the already well known conclusion that aggy sucks 

Edited by Dennis Taylor

17 minutes ago, ousux said:
34 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:
What part of "Power 5" are you missing?

That was an unknown concept in the pre-modern era fyi..

I'm aware of that, but I'm not sure what your point is.  All it is doing is limiting the discussion to a current relevant subset.

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