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Best 4-loss team in the country. Book it. 

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This kind of logic doesn’t work nowadays. Those freshmen will “grow up “ on other teams after they portal out of a losing situation.

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I'm pretty sure Loochie concern trolls at least once after every TAMU loss. He'll be back to his usual propaganda shtick in no time.

"The aggies dominated time of possession. Achane put up Heisman-like numbers once again and he'd be a strong Trophy contender if the rest of the team had executed on Saturday as well as they had during the 2 weeks of practice leading up to the game. More than one assistant coach blamed the loss on a bit of rust following the off-week. The Gamecocks are a legitimate Top 25 team, some say they could be top 15 by the end of the season, with a lot of talent and they showed out for the home crowd. If the ags had only been as hyped as South Carolina was to start the game, the result would have been much, much different. The way this defense shut down HIGHLY-RATED, FIVE STAR qb Spencer Rattler shows how tough this defensive group is. Hanes King was really starting to impress just before suffering the injury that took him out of the game. The pillows at the Colombia Marriott were uncharacteristically hard, housekeeping staff was hard to find, and staff is examining if the ags weren't on the receiving end of a vicious prank. The AC in the visitors locker room didn't seem like it was working and more than one ag complained about the sweltering heat in there. Perhaps the AC was shut down for the Fall but there are rumors the home team's locker room was a frosty 68. If you look closely you can find many reasons to maintain optimism about this young ag team. The atmosphere in Colombia was amazing because of the state fair. The corn dogs were nothing short of amazing. Without that atmosphere I'm convinced the ags come away with a well-deserved win. Don't get down on your ags! Wooooop!"

We're really gonna have to up our "bitch about the air conditioning" game by the time we join the SEC.

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“You can’t run from him…he’s gonna win”
1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Damnit we should be in a better place to really enjoy this....

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As awesome as this is, they're a cunt hair away from being 0-4 in conference play

5 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

are there dicks there we can't see or just wtf is going on?

11 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

are there dicks there we can't see or just wtf is going on?

There are two dicks there but also there are no literal dicks there. It's what they call the aggy paradox. 

Ole Miss - who got badly exposed by a mediocre LSU team Saturday - is a 3 point favorite at the big bad night game at Kyle Field this week.

Deliver the killshot, Kiffin 

 

 

4 hours ago, nnm said:

 

You can’t make this shit up.  Jaguar guy gif

4 hours ago, hookem48 said:

are there dicks there we can't see or just wtf is going on?

The annual micro penis suckoff extravaganza. 

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

As awesome as this is, they're a cunt hair away from being 0-4 in conference play

They would be 2-5 if not for the 13 point swing on the dumb fumble by the Arkansas QB. 

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7 hours ago, nnm said:

Hmmm. What’s the difference between them? Anything other than melanin?

Sumlin's kids don't pretend to be black.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

14 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

"Billy Luicci, who's very well respected"

 

WTF Pawwwwlllll???

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

"Billy Luicci, who's very well respected"

 

WTF Pawwwwlllll???

aggys love them some Paul Finebaum, just one more irritating thing about them.

oh yeah...what the fuck happened to King?  His arm decided to fall off but he didn't get hit?   What was the story with his injury? 

15 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

oh yeah...what the fuck happened to King?  His arm decided to fall off but he didn't get hit?   What was the story with his injury? 

 

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16 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

oh yeah...what the fuck happened to King?  His arm decided to fall off but he didn't get hit?   What was the story with his injury? 

Have you ever seen how he throws the ball?  It’s like his dad said ‘let’s develop a delivery that maximizes the chances of arm problems.’

19 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Have you ever seen how he throws the ball?  It’s like his dad said ‘let’s develop a delivery that maximizes the chances of arm problems.’

Weigman also has a very awkward throwing motion. I was surprised watching him at QB. 

I'm starting to believe this is just an aggy thing with this coaching staff. 

6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Weigman also has a very awkward throwing motion. I was surprised watching him at QB. 

I'm starting to believe this is just an aggy thing with this coaching staff. 

Stoopid sip. Jimbo’s a qb whisperer. You couldn’t possibly understand. Next year is aggy’s year, ya stoopid sip. Whoop! 

I mean everybody saw the clips of that stupid jump pass drill the QBs were doing. I'm convinced their offensive coaching staff are morons that have no clue what they're doing. 

I know Weigman is only a freshman but his mechanics are terrible. 

On 10/22/2022 at 1:08 PM, Horn117 said:

Remember the old Austin public access channel crank calls in the 90s? 

I called Alex Jones many a time.

42 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I mean everybody saw the clips of that stupid jump pass drill the QBs were doing. I'm convinced their offensive coaching staff are morons that have no clue what they're doing. 

I know Weigman is only a freshman but his mechanics are terrible. 

And yet, every time I’ve seen aggy on tv, I see at least one instance of them doing this jump pass business in a game. Multiple times, if we’re being honest. I boggles the mind. 

48 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

And yet, every time I’ve seen aggy on tv, I see at least one instance of them doing this jump pass business in a game. Multiple times, if we’re being honest. I boggles the mind. 

Glad I haven’t been the only one to notice this. Seems like they REALLY drilled that one into their heads lmao. 

Imma get myself one of those TRUST IN JIMBO t-shirts before they get pulled from the shelves after the Ole Miss loss...

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I called Alex Jones many a time.

Oh, hell yes. We would prank Jones, that hippie commune show, drink beers with those two guys who just drank beer...fun memories.

They’ll beat Ole Miss. It’s what they do. Can never completely kill them. 

13 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

Glad I haven’t been the only one to notice this. Seems like they REALLY drilled that one into their heads lmao. 

I’ve been noticing it for weeks. Mentioned it on a game thread a while back but no one else seemed to acknowledge it. They do it so often it’s incredible 

10 hours ago, nnm said:

Hmmm. What’s the difference between them? Anything other than melanin?

Sumlin drank more.

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3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

oh yeah...what the fuck happened to King?  His arm decided to fall off but he didn't get hit?   What was the story with his injury? 

Jimbo telling him to stay on the field and lay down with the injury was a nice touch, and pretty smart actually.

9 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Damnit we should be in a better place to really enjoy this....

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Sark, are you aware that your failure to pull Quinn left the fanbase in a poor position to contemplate the smoking crater in collieville?

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Sumlin's kids don't pretend to be black.

Gil Bang with the walk-off grand slam

“Weigman got us a first down!!!

Weig 4 Heisman!!”

texags is a hoot….I have to go there to get over my misery.

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Didn't know Helen had a kid. Seems many of the disabilities were passed along.
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Kyle works. 
Keller completes it. 

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