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49 minutes ago, NoName said:

just starting from such a low bar. they are so bad across the board right now and it isn't like they have a ton of talent. 0 5*, 3 4* and 74 3* per 247 talent composite. haven't had back to back winning seasons in almost 20 yars (04-05), 1 top 25 in last 20 years and they have to play in the p12 every year. in what is also shocking they have finished in the bottom half of the p12 in recruiting rankings every year since they joined the conf.

no clear QB (2 young guys at QB at least?)

their rushing situation is kind of crazy. exact opposite of A&M - they have RBs with 46, 35, 38, 20, 29 rushing attempts. same at WR - 19, 12, 15, 12, 11 catches.

it's a tough job. if he can get to 5-6 wins consistently it's a huge jump.

 

Are you telling me the cake is NOT baked in Boulder?

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

 

Not sure if it is public or not, but the word is that Fuckface Herman is going to be the next HC at Colorado. Should be interesting to watch.

Winning is really really hard.....at Colorado

4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


I was hot and hungry.

That doesn't explain the other fellow with you.

Or maybe it does.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Torbush!

1 hour ago, nnm said:

The situation must be really fucked if Jimbo isn't responding with some incoherent blabbering rant.

Billy was on at noon with Dusty and Danny on Mad Dog Sports.  

Few notes:  Billy said the weed happened after the game, not before.  Something something about how the locker room is laid out where coaches are far away from the players (still a dumb excuse).

On the donors getting money together to get rid of him:  He said when Sumlin was ousted he was owed 24 or 25 million and they negotiated that down because it was a lot of money so paying the current is a no-go. 

On hiring an OC: Billy was all in on some young guy coming in but also said that Jimbo holds the cards and can do what he wants. 

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13 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

aggy is about furked up as a soup sammich.

 

If he needs some "broken crackers" to put in his chili, he can find them all whining over on Texags.

CHIEF

3 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

If he needs some "broken crackers" to put in his chili, he can find them all whining over on Texags.

CHIEF

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6 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

You need to apologize to all the soup sammiches of the world.

Can do.  Right now, I'm considering password changes on the money accounts.  I'm certain my aggy wife would contribute to the buy out if asked.  I may put her on suicide watch.  Turns out our couch is quite comfy but needs to be about 3-4 inches longer.

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1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

but needs to be about 3-4 inches longer.

What doesn't?

8 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Can do.  Right now, I'm considering password changes on the money accounts.  I'm certain my aggy wife would contribute to the buy out if asked.  I may put her on suicide watch.  Turns out our couch is quite comfy but needs to be about 3-4 inches longer.

In my first marriage my wife was aggy.  It's tough to make mixed marriages work.

21 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Billy was on at noon with Dusty and Danny on Mad Dog Sports.  

Few notes:  Billy said the weed happened after the game, not before.  Something something about how the locker room is laid out where coaches are far away from the players (still a dumb excuse).

On the donors getting money together to get rid of him:  He said when Sumlin was ousted he was owed 24 or 25 million and they negotiated that down because it was a lot of money so paying the current is a no-go. 

On hiring an OC: Billy was all in on some young guy coming in but also said that Jimbo holds the cards and can do what he wants. 

For those thinking they will try to get him fired for cause, a&m fans went on and on about how they had all the dirt on Sumlin & could easily fire him for cause without causing too much blowback on the program. They either didn't have the dirt, or decided it was in their best interest to not pursue that path. The guy that they deified from the beginning & have been propping up as the savior of a&m isn't going to get treated worse than Sumlin.

Also, they owed Sumlin 10 million not 20+ million when he was fired so they didn't negotiate it down. They may have negotiated the 60 day money guarantee part, but Sumlin got his money. What's really funny is they guaranteed Sumlin's contract as well so when he was hired by AZ his buyout wasn't impacted by what AZ was paying him. a&m really knows how to screw up a contract negotiation don't they?

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Backup K/P hitting the portal

 

 

 

If I remember correctly, his dad is the aggy women's soccer coach.  Ouch.

43 minutes ago, markstanco said:

On hiring an OC: Billy was all in on some young guy coming in but also said that Jimbo holds the cards and can do what he wants. 

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On a positive note for the gomers, their "cheer leaders" have not been thrown in the fountain a lot this year.

25 minutes ago, hook me said:

For those thinking they will try to get him fired for cause, a&m fans went on and on about how they had all the dirt on Sumlin & could easily fire him for cause without causing too much blowback on the program. They either didn't have the dirt, or decided it was in their best interest to not pursue that path.

It's a sign of a strong, healthy organization when you discuss digging up dirt on someone you employ so that you can fire them for cause and save some money.

 

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

It's a sign of a strong, healthy organization when you discuss digging up dirt on someone you employ so that you can fire them for cause and save some money.

 

An organization with an honor code!

54 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

In my first marriage my wife was aggy.  It's tough to make mixed marriages work.

Hell, my first wife was a Buckeye.

That was my favorite non-Longhorn game of all time. Followed closely by their Baylor loss in '04 or so.
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1 hour ago, hook me said:

For those thinking they will try to get him fired for cause, a&m fans went on and on about how they had all the dirt on Sumlin & could easily fire him for cause without causing too much blowback on the program. They either didn't have the dirt, or decided it was in their best interest to not pursue that path. The guy that they deified from the beginning & have been propping up as the savior of a&m isn't going to get treated worse than Sumlin.

Based on about a 100 year track record I'll just assume that whatever an aggy claimed is bullshit

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

On a positive note for the gomers, their "cheer leaders" have not been thrown in the fountain a lot this year.

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My one and only wife is an Aggie. She has showed me that not all Aggies are bad, incredibly cultish and that they can be reasonable.

 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

An organization with an honor code!

aggy will never admit to lying, cheating, or stealing.

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Left off:

"At least we weren't ran [sic] out of the stadium."

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If you are from West Virginia or collie station, the correct term would be "ranned" or "runded".

As the rest of the educated world and anyone with greater than a 1st grade education already knows - "run".

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You need a hillbilly translator to understand that hick! And even the hillbillies can't understand him since he can't even hillbilly right!

 

 

11 minutes ago, Cooterhorn said:

My one and only wife is an Aggie. She has showed me that not all Aggies are bad, incredibly cultish and that they can be reasonable.

 

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Get her around another aggy.

12 minutes ago, Cooterhorn said:

My one and only wife is an Aggie. She has showed me that not all Aggies are bad, incredibly cultish and that they can be reasonable.

 

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Staying married for financial reasons, eh?

1 hour ago, hook me said:

For those thinking they will try to get him fired for cause, a&m fans went on and on about how they had all the dirt on Sumlin & could easily fire him for cause without causing too much blowback on the program

Someone finally got through to them that being black wasn't cause.

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I’ve decided to believe this. 

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Loyalty and focus?

Sounds like Ag speak. With all the silence about any event related to the suspensions, silence other than rumor, who knows what happened? The story will out.

3 minutes ago, MachoMan said:

I’ve decided to believe this. 

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Jimbo was just trying to protect them from fentanyl-laced Skittles. 

He's a hero who just cares about the welfare of his players. 

So this is how they attempt to fire him for cause. Attacking his players. Everybody got their stories straight?

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

On hiring an OC: Billy was all in on some young guy coming in but also said that Jimbo holds the cards and can do what he wants. 

Well haha yeah, no shit…that’s kind of what happens when you give a guy $90 million completely guaranteed and he dares you to fire him. 

16 minutes ago, MachoMan said:

I’ve decided to believe this. 

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They ould love this to be true but he'd be gone already and video would be out with all these kids on their phones 247. 

19 minutes ago, MachoMan said:

I’ve decided to believe this. 

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And it ended like this:

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This thread is platinum. The endless aggy tears and stupid from that place shared here by you fuckers is addictive.

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

They ould love this to be true but he'd be gone already and video would be out with all these kids on their phones 247. 

This just keeps the shit show going with perception. Marvelous.

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26 minutes ago, MachoMan said:

I’ve decided to believe this. 

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It’s true but they misspelled Candi. 

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I'm mostly impressed by the number of Texum Aggie fans who are close to the "big money donors".  Apparently, it's an incredibly tight-knit community.  I mean, I probably couldn't get an associate prof in UT's geography department to answer an email, but these folks all have direct lines to C-level execs at Valero.  Sure wish I had picked a different school.

4 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

It’s true but they misspelt Candi. 

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