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Jim Rome is still on the air?

He's awful, as he always has been.

“Rack Him”
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Like a pimp watching over his 11 bitches. I'm guessing everyone of those ladies (including blazer boy) have eaten his ass within the last month. The bar is about as low as you can get, but this guy might be my favorite ag strolling the planet these days. 

He certainly has pulled more than his quota of ETBF and five heads! Advantage aggy!

I tend to avoid shaming anyone for their looks, but holy smokes, how hard is it to get some meat judgers who look . . . different?

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Jim Rome eviscerated Jimbo and aggy today. First 10 minutes 

 

 

[The Jim Rome Show] Jim Rome Hour 2 - 11/16/2022
https://podcastaddict.com/episode/148545273

Holy shit. A did you hear what Jim Rome said about the Aggies? link that is 100 percent legit. Hilarious. 

43 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Holy shit. A did you hear what Jim Rome said about the Aggies? link that is 100 percent legit. Hi-LAR-ious. 

fify

He looks like the aggy version of Mr. Bean.

 

 

 

(Sorry, Mitch beat me to it.)

 

 

 

 

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7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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A lot to digest here …

First, how is this not aggy’s full-time, all-sports/pastimes logo?  Put that on a helmet and watch morale improve.

Second, I thought being a doctor of neighborhood treating local urchins for the odd primate bite here and there was an accomplishment, something to be proud of.  But now, knowing that Rosenthal is out there in this big world with a meat science and technology center named after him, well, I haz disappoint.  This doctor is smoke and mirrors by comparison.

On the bright side, even aspiring to be a future meat judger gets me into this party.  Maybe I can pick up t-shirt with that bad-ass logo.

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meat judging grammar

18 hours ago, NWAustinDude said:

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This one image embodies the best of MrPhlegm and Thujone awesomeness, and these last 2-3 pages are absolutely peak Surly.  Keep up the good work, gents.

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2 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

I like how he calls Jimbo by the name “thin skin.” 
 

Somone needs to take that 8 & 4 logo and make it 4 & 8.

Like Barkley said about someone, “Thinner skin than Flat Stanley,”

18 hours ago, NWAustinDude said:

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Aggy is not going like it that Sul Ross is black.  

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I tend to avoid shaming anyone for their looks, but holy smokes, how hard is it to get some meat judgers who look . . . different?

I think they've succeeded on that one.

2 hours ago, General Specific said:


He certainly has pulled more than his quota of ETBF and five heads! Advantage aggy!

Those are some very oddly shaped heads. Did a carnival train break down in Collie Station and lose their freaks & geeks?

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I already heard what he said about aggy.

This is why I cant have nice things I am always too slow to read the site.

I keep seeing on Texags that they need to hit the transfer portal hard to recruit players next season. They are counting on it. Somebody explain to these dickheads that nobody with any talent wants to play at aggy for Jimbo. Unless maybe their hitting Jimbo’s ex. 

Haven't seen THAT thing typed out in a while.

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

Hold on. Dude in the middle isn’t their coach?  

Well, he's like a coach on the field.

13 minutes ago, Parliament said:

delete

GDI what did I miss hahaha?

4 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I got bamboozled by that hornsfans post.  Thought it was real.

The best part back then was the number of people who kept posting it over and over as if Jim Rome was even half smart enough to articulate on that level haha.

4 hours ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

A lot to digest here …

First, how is this not aggy’s full-time, all-sports/pastimes logo?  Put that on a helmet and watch morale improve.

Second, I thought being a doctor of neighborhood treating local urchins for the odd primate bite here and there was an accomplishment, something to be proud of.  But now, knowing that Rosenthal is out there in this big world with a meat science and technology center named after him, well, I haz disappoint.  This doctor is smoke and mirrors by comparison.

On the bright side, even aspiring to be a future meat judger gets me into this party.  Maybe I can pick up t-shirt with that bad-ass logo.

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It’s as if they WANT the planet to mock them…..

7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jim Rome is still on the air?

There’s no place like Rome!

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19 hours ago, Blotto said:

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Like a pimp watching over his 11 bitches. I'm guessing everyone of those ladies (including blazer boy) have eaten his ass within the last month. The bar is about as low as you can get, but this guy might be my favorite ag strolling the planet these days. 

A Pimp Named Meat Judge 

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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Omg I’m gonna overdose! 🤣🤣🤣

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Come and take it (him).

15 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jim Rome is still on the air?

I guess there are still clones to listen to his horrible sports takes.  I had no idea, either.

 

 The high point of his career was getting knocked out of his chair by Chrissie Everett.

12 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Well, he's like a coach on the field  pasture.

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12 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Well, he's like a coach in the feed lot.

Fify

11 minutes ago, tx ind said:

 

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At this point, Texas A&M’s main rival appears to be Jimbo Fisher

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Randomly caught the "Rome Rant" yesterday headed to lunch.  I couldn't get out of the car it was so good!  "Thin Skin" is great.

27 minutes ago, tx ind said:

 

You could argue it's their own legal team.

They're the reason aggy is fucked right now.  With an even reasonably equitable contract they'd just fire him.

18 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Jim Rome eviscerated Jimbo and aggy today. First 10 minutes 

 

 

[The Jim Rome Show] Jim Rome Hour 2 - 11/16/2022
https://podcastaddict.com/episode/148545273

 

17 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jim Rome is still on the air?

 

17 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

He's awful, as he always has been.

Rome was pretty spot-on in that castration of Fisher but i do need to correct him on one thing; aggy is not 12/12 in the SEC, they're 14/14.

i haven't listened in years but not only is he still on the air, but he gets paid quite handsomely 

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3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

Rome was pretty spot-on in that castration of Fisher but i do need to correct him on one thing; aggy is not 12/12 in the SEC, they're 14/14.

i haven't listened in years but not only is he still on the air, but he gets paid quite handsomely 

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I dont care for him or SAS or Paul Feinbaum (sp) but they are all good at getting people upset and their pay stub agrees.  

I cannot imagine the lack of self worth one must possess to be a Rome clone listening to that 58 year old gaping vadge's repetitive takes. I admit calling Bilbo thin skin was funny the first 5 times by the 50th time you probably should have come up with a few more pejorative names lord knows the hobbit has given the world more than enough ammo.

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Saw this on the SECrant today:

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I found an article about Texas A&M's last national championship.  

 

 

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I mean isn’t their entire shtick just to say something so outlandish that it garners thousands of social media views and there fore validating what they say and who they are? 
honest question here. Do they ever really say anything worthwhile discussions wise? I don’t listen to that garbage. 

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4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Saw this on the SECrant today:

 

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Seems a bit long for hieroglyphics.  Written by one of Randoph Duke's ancestors?

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