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17 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

 

Aggy lying again.  In other news, water is wet 

Yeah I mean, we see the video.  Does it LOOK like they were warned?

 

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2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

In on page 999….whoop!

Womp womp

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

In on page 999….whoop!

Yeah, I just want to be on page 1000 for some reason.

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

If I were in charge at that school (fuck that), I’d kick the cadets responsible out of school. Shooting that cannon with them in front of it was reckless, I don’t care how safe someone thinks it is. That is inexcusable behavior.
 

Of course, aggy is run by hive-minded psychos. They’ll probably give those morons some sort of awards, maybe national championship trophies with black years, and they’ll go down as legendary keepers of the flame. What a shitty “university.”

they will invent some bizzarre never-before-seen type of uniform flair to celebrate cannon asshattery because baylor 26 and massachusetts revolutionary war aggy soldiers cannonning

1000 it is. Fuck aggy!

1000 it is. Fuck aggy!

Fuck aggy x1000

Love how they keep talking about who they’re gonna hire like it’s somehow a real possibility they can get rid of Jimbo before 2027. 

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Even if they did give a warning (they didn’t), but even if they did, the next step is not shooting a cannon into their faces for not heeding the warning 

Just now, Neonmoon said:

Even if they did give a warning (they didn’t), but even if they did, the next step is not shooting a cannon into their faces for not heeding the warning 

Aggy can never say or do the right thing. They’re never contrite, nor do they ever show the least bit of humility. They’re their own worst enemy. It’s cultural, and it’s why they always fail. 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Even if they did give a warning (they didn’t), but even if they did, the next step is not shooting a cannon into their faces for not heeding the warning 

This is the same school that pulled a sword on a cheerleader and yells at you if you walk on grass

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here on page 1000, i hereby confess:

- in 1984 i stole a sheet from jester east

- on it was painted a maroon aTm

- added to that was a black 'e' before and after the aTm

- maxhorn hung this sheet over the rail during our field goal in the 3rd quarter of the last SWC title game at pyle in '95

- corps nazis were unable to locate one said maxhorn sitting in the first row of upper deck of The Zone

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Even if they did give a warning (they didn’t), but even if they did, the next step is not shooting a cannon into their faces for not heeding the warning 

It's almost like you've never encountered aggy

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Haha. This made me chuckle out loud and my wife was like "why are you smiling at your phone?". I'm like, because I need some joy in my life. 

basic firearm safety not taught at cosplay army

1000 pages of aggy misery.  Wh1000p.

1,000 pages of making fun of those idiots. And it never ends.

8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

here on page 1000, i hereby confess:

- in 1984 i stole a sheet from jester east

- on it was painted a maroon aTm

- added to that was a black 'e' before and after the aTm

- maxhorn hung this sheet over the rail during our field goal in the 3rd quarter of the last SWC title game at pyle in '95

- corps nazis were unable to locate one said maxhorn sitting in the first row of upper deck of The Zone

You know MaxHorn?  That man is a saint and a Longhorn hero.  Also, he does Neil Diamond better than Neil Diamond.  Yeah, I said it.

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

My friend wanted to know if this is anonymous 

"Name & Email (Optional)"

IP probably logged

edit: google forms says it doesn't share your email, for whatever that is worth

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Here’s a novel thought - nobody gives a fuck about your stupid cannon firing turdition including the 70,000 “fans” who opted not to attend the game. Use some fucking common sense, you stupid fucks.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


zero desire to ever go back 

Same here after we lost to Gene Stallings aggy team 10-7 there in 1967.

In on 1000

Tell me about aggy.......well.....they're 4-7 with wins over Umass, Sam Houston, a loser miami team and a fluke Arky.  

Fuck aggy...fuck that shithole college station. 

19 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

This is the same school that pulled a sword on a cheerleader and yells at you if you walk on grass

And justified the corps beating the shit out of our fans for walking on their non-war memorial field after beating them in 1995, to include women. 

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Same here after we lost to Gene Stallings aggy team 10-7 there in 1967.

My aggy Dad was so very proud of that game!  Poor aggy!

3 hours ago, Crapinon said:

You sips don't know turdition! 

Was the War Hymn playing? What happens during the War Hymn? Guess you have no idea because you're not an Ag.

that guy's hot take was contradicted by the head turd of the atm corps

Turdition since MID-SEASON, ya stupid tsips!

I'm guessing the person who fires the cannon didn't get advance notice that the team was running out onto the field and when he saw it was happening decided to just fire it, despite the 2 dudes right in front of the cannon.

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"Coach" Braxton was on an excellent adventure today at Pyle Field with the other half of his dynamic duo. He's "Warm," and She's "Dry."

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6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I'm guessing the person who fires the cannon didn't get advance notice that the team was running out onto the field and when he saw it was happening decided to just fire it, despite the 2 dudes right in front of the cannon.

Kid should be arrested for assault just like the turd scooping turd years ago from the same outfit 

Gomer fires a cannon in a players face? And they actually announced 90k at the game? Never changes, they're idiots. 

Did the aggy “commandant” learn about safety in the military? Surely the real Army allows you to fire artillery towards people so long as they have been warned ahead of time?

Fuck them aggys

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