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I'm glad we never do any of that dress up look at me bullshit.  Whiteots, blackouts, stripes...just wear your school colors.

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7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That was extremely well done.  Kudos to the LSU dudes.

Don't you mean "L - S - poo poo" dudes, you damn t-sip?

36 minutes ago, nnm said:

If by “stripe the stands” they mean “leave them empty,” I’m sure they’ll succeed. 

 

Great day to own a seat cover business there, maybe. 

Looks like 'Lil Cooper made a trip to DKR Friday. Probably cheering for Bible aggy to stay on brand. Fun fact: 'Lil Coop was relegated to Sea aggy campus, couldn't quite get in at the mothership just yet. Either way, sorry you got sent home disappointed 

 

 

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9 hours ago, 40acredropout said:

You can tell the dude watched the tape when at 4:05 he does the half spin with fancy hands to lead into his whoop.  Textbook.

Fancy hands is awesome. Lol

21 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Fun fact: 'Lil Coop was relegated to Sea aggy campus, couldn't quite get in at the mothership just yet.

That's awesome.  I hate that little cunt.  He's been shittalking on Twitter and social media since he was like a freshman in HS.  If he got hit by a cement truck, I'd have 1000 rainbow balloons delivered to his funeral and call those Westboro Baptist bitches w/ the address.

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Let's see what SEC Rant thinks about the latest midnight yell.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/heres-tonights-yell-practice/105636361/

“Best university in the SEC”.  He forgot to say SEC West*.   Vanderbilt, Georgia, and Florida are all significantly better.  
 

*Until 2024. 

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"Why did LSU change their field from grass to artificial turf?"

"To keep their cheerleaders from grazing on the field."


*leg kick*

WHOOP

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11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

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Blonde in the 2nd Row, middle, had better not get too close to Jabba on her left.

Looks to me like he ate a cheerleader at some point. (*consumed)

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Giggity

Seems like we’re going to be severely outnumbered in dude cheerleaders and girl twirlers in the SEC.

Unless he was bow hunting, sounds like he was hunting illegally. 

Or else his whole story is simply made up

I still wish we would have joined the Pac 16 back in 2012 and fled the BDF then at least then we would have had some competition from the cheerleaders instead we will get beatdown by the trisomy 21 brigade and yet it will still be better than the BDF.

10 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Seems like we’re going to be severely outnumbered in dude cheerleaders and girl twirlers in the SEC.

Texas Pom > Twirlers? IDGAF about dude cheerleaders

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Looks like 'Lil Cooper made a trip to DKR Friday. Probably cheering for Bible aggy to stay on brand. Fun fact: 'Lil Coop was relegated to Sea aggy campus, couldn't quite get in at the mothership just yet. Either way, sorry you got sent home disappointed 
 
 
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Who is Lil Cooper?
10 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Who is Lil Cooper?

Lil Wayne’s lil brother.

15 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Or else his whole story is simply made up

Couldn't be on account that gomer doesn't lie, steal or cheat, and it's a hunting story. 

3 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

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Desmond makes late-career Corso look like a goddam genius.

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Fucking moron

It truly is amazing that he is still employed by Disney. Brings absolutely nothing to the set and more times than not simply doesn't seem to know what he's talking about.  

Desmond is good at saying "Wow", I'll give him that. Has the market cornered on those 3 letters.

 

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3 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

It truly is amazing that he is still employed by Disney. Brings absolutely nothing to the set and more times than not simply doesn't seem to know what he's talking about.  

Desmond is good at saying "Wow", I'll give him that. Has the market cornered on those 3 letters.

 

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Here's how bad Desmond is:  Mike Hardge would be an upgrade.  Bonus, he'd be off my radio.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

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Looks like the photographer is a guy laying on the ground without pants on.

Bilbo will have the hobbits ready to get boofed by the corndogs

4-8 spanked by App State

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If by “stripe the stands” they mean “leave them empty,” I’m sure they’ll succeed. 
 

I feel like we haven’t talked about how fucking ugly that stadium is in some time. They crow on and on about having more money than god and facilities but that is one ugly ass upgrade they paid for over there. It’s like a truck bed welded on to the back of a Chevy lumina and then the bondo was put on by a blind guy and never sanded.
13 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

"and I heard that tu is gladly accepting."

Huh?  Getting into Texas is extraordinarily difficult at this point.  Getting into A&M isn't.  Sick burn, bro.

Also, I was not aware highway 6 went to Austin.

Do we anticipate a long list of…. “Injuries” or “illness” today?

27 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

Do we anticipate a long list of…. “Injuries” or “illness” today?

Today is the LSU Bowl……they’ll try to have all dudes on hand to see if they can get a Jimbo bonus win today.  Portals open manana!

Don’t portals technically open Dec 5?

I guess since Aggy season is done after today, they open tomorrow for them basically 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Don’t portals technically open Dec 5?

I guess since Aggy season is done after today, they open tomorrow for them basically 

I think you are correct…..manana will be pre-portal prep day.

Mizzou won to become bowl eligible.  Quite the big ask for Vandy and Auburn to win but if they did, the entire SEC would be bowl eligible. 

Except the Aggies.

 

4 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

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Texags had a thread on the game yesterday. On the first page someone made a reference to RG3 saying this in pregame. Instead of commenting on it being funny or in poor taste, the 1st page turned in a big argument on race. 

2 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Texags had a thread on the game yesterday. On the first page someone made a reference to RG3 saying this in pregame. Instead of commenting on it being funny or in poor taste, the 1st page turned in a big argument on race. 

I can't stop laughing at this.

14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

"and I heard that tu is gladly accepting."

Huh?  Getting into Texas is extraordinarily difficult at this point.  Getting into A&M isn't.  Sick burn, bro.

It's harder getting into South Austin's mom's panties than it is getting into aggy.

9 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

It's harder getting into South Austin's mom's panties than it is getting into aggy.

Please make this the new motto!

1 hour ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Did they actually mention Hwy 6 in reference to UT?

 

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Nah, you just have to take hwy 6 for awhile to get anywhere when leaving that podunk town

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

4-8 spanked by App State

Remember all the 8T4 memes this offseason?

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It's harder getting into South Austin's mom's panties than it is getting into aggy.

Narrator: She doesn’t even own panties.

^^What would be the point other than to waste time?

Keeps the musk on the pelt

ARISTOCRATS

I had 2 aggy’s next to me at the game yesterday. They were there to support their brother who’s in the Baylor band but still felt the need to deck themselves out in aggy shit and whoop it up every time Baylor made a play. Fucking weirdos. 

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