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3 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

 

Seems his motto continues to be take what you can get

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39 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Not SEC ready.....

Counterpoint: 

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4 hours ago, markstanco said:

Counterpoint: 

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That is a two disk set? You need two DVDs to see footage of old guys having meetings about conference moves?

 

6 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

That is a two disk set? You need two DVDs to see footage of old guys having meetings about conference moves?

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5 hours ago, markstanco said:

Counterpoint: 

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34 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Uh….cart before horse!

The absolute clueless arrogance of those morons never ceases to amaze me.  Their overinflated sense of self-importance is only surpassed by their shockingly absent sense of self-awareness.

I mean, everyone with even a scrap of understanding knew the landscape of college football was changing, and would continue to do so indefinitely.  Conference realignment has existed since just moments after the first conferences were created over 100 years ago.  Heck, the ags themselves had just participated in a major conference realignment just 15 years prior to their move to the SEC. You'd think that alone would have clued them in to the impermanent nature of such affiliations.  And, at the time the ags went to the SEC, many people predicted that it was only a matter of time before Texas and OU would eventually join the SEC as well, given that it would likely be the sole remaining power conference that made any geographic sense for us.

And yet there the ags were, plugging their ears and stomping their feet and shouting at the top of their lungs about 100 year decisions that only had any relevance at all, for maybe... 10 years.  The maroon morons at their very finest.

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8 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

How big is the aggy ladyboi enrollment?

How many members of the corps?

2 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

That is a two disk set? You need two DVDs to see footage of old guys having meetings about conference moves?

There's a tour of aggy glory holes in the bonus content.

7 hours ago, Zeus said:

Police release new mugshot of man who shot officers in Brazos County (kwtx.com)

Joshua Ryan Herrin, 44, was found in an area west of the Aggie Bonfire site in Robertson County following a 3-hour manhunt. He is facing a slew of charges and remains jailed on a $2 million bond.

 

 

Did they have to take 1/2 his head off after being shot or did someone do the old Tony Spilotro on him?

10 hours ago, Zeus said:

Police release new mugshot of man who shot officers in Brazos County (kwtx.com)

Joshua Ryan Herrin, 44, was found in an area west of the Aggie Bonfire site in Robertson County following a 3-hour manhunt. He is facing a slew of charges and remains jailed on a $2 million bond.

 

 

How can something like that happen to your head and you lived?

2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Did they have to take 1/2 his head off after being shot or did someone do the old Tony Spilotro on him?

For those that haven't clicked through, here's the updated mugshot.  The article has a line which reads "A new booking photo release by police shows Herrin suffered a devastating wound to his head."

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On 1/12/2023 at 3:26 PM, 4th&Five said:

 

damn right walter white GIF by Breaking Bad

33 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

How can something like that happen to your head and you lived?

Well, when he started out beforehand looking like this….

 

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5 hours ago, nnm said:

For those that haven't clicked through, here's the updated mugshot.  The article has a line which reads "A new booking photo release by police shows Herrin suffered a devastating wound to his head."

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I'll bet he's got half a mind to sue whoever shot him.

Why do they continue to spell LSU with a dollar sign, especially after lasts years recruiting class?

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Why do they continue to spell LSU with a dollar sign, especially after lasts years recruiting class?

Yeah, aTm has always been totally lacking in self awareness.

23 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

This is a big improvement from being found by some coeds, passed out in his own vomit in a planter in front of a CS bar, an hour after it closed

 

How can something like that happen to your head and you lived?

Living through it does not equal being unaffected. That level of damage clearly causes issues

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8 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:


Living through it does not equal being unaffected. That level of damage clearly causes issues

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Better watch that stuff, you'll find yourself invited to the texags parking lot.

21 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Better watch that stuff, you'll find yourself invited to the texags parking lot.

By Billy or Tate Pittman?

53 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Why do they continue to spell LSU with a dollar sign, especially after lasts years recruiting class?

Yes, but you could ask:

Why do the continue to _________?

…and fill in the blank with any of the inane shit they continue to do, say, write, believe…and the answer from any reasonable person would be, “I have no fucking idea.”
 

 

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

By Billy or Tate Pittman?

You know Bad Boy Billy is the "enforcer".

5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

You know Bad Boy Billy is the "enforcer".

I read it more as "enfarcer".

How big is the aggy ladyboi enrollment?
No idea but inquiring Kliff's want to know..
I'll bet he's got half a mind to sue whoever shot him.

He’s feeling a little deflated after losing to B/CS Keystone cops!

Double posting from the recruiting board, but I saw tonight that I think encapsulates aggy pretty well. My wife and I went to the Texas Stars game and, at one point, the camera for the Jumbotron focused on a father in a maroon shirt with his three little kids for about 20 seconds. This dipshit decided the best reaction to this would be to throw the horns the whole time he was on the screen and force his poor children to do the same. I guess to own all them fancy Austin sips?

 

Imagine being that big of a tool and displaying, to the world, how proud of it you are. Just pathetic. I hope those poor kids make it to adulthood without being too fucked up

 

/CSB

14 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

It's aggy...of course she could play QB with that throwing motion:

Texas A&M football: QB Haynes King ready for South Carolina game

Do NOT knock that classic 70s throwing motion. It was ideal for players that tended to run around aimlessly in any direction.

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12 hours ago, campcrunk said:

I hope those poor kids make it to adulthood without being too fucked up

Narrator: "They won't."

2 hours ago, C-Man said:


GTA: Bryan/College Station

 

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Better watch that stuff, you'll find yourself invited to the texags parking lot.

I think I can handle myself against The Corps at least as well as a preppy cheerleader. I should be fine

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Always get a laugh at that chucklefuck “security” idiot grabbing the SMU cheerleader instead of the crazed corps turd waving a deadly weapon to threaten the other cheerleader.

Security guy should’ve been reprimanded and the corpsturd expelled from school. 
A total embarrassment for the Corps and the institution.

6 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

 

A total embarrassment for the Corps and the institution.

Or in other words, just a normal Aggy day. 

22 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

In on page 1040…..that reminds me….I need to file my taxes!

yeah. EZ my ass!

On 1/14/2023 at 10:32 AM, OU Sucks said:

It's aggy...of course she could play QB with that throwing motion:

Texas A&M football: QB Haynes King ready for South Carolina game

Do all aggy QB's have small heads?    

Texas A&M medical school bragged about removing photos of white male alumni:

The Texas A&M School of Medicine bragged that removing photos of white male alumni was an example of its institutional commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion, new documents reveal.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/texas-a-m-medical-school-bragged-about-removing-photos-of-white-male-alumni/ar-AA16o6U7?ocid=DELLDHP&pc=MDDS&cvid=7b13d60810ba414c9a791fbd942d0927

17 hours ago, DeadArmadillo said:


I think I can handle myself against The Corps at least as well as a preppy cheerleader. I should be fine

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I think this dude is/was named 'Greg Hood'   (pretty sure about the 'hood', pun intended).....anyway...dude never bought another beer at the Chicken since.     

"Core legend" is how I overheard him being described as I played dominoes at the Chicken on of my 4 or 5 times to have visited.

The quintessence of aggy.....ol' Greg Hood

So, getting your ass handled by an SMU male cheerleader gets you free beer for life at the Dixie Chicken? Lulz.

 

52 minutes ago, Alphie Solomons. said:

I think this dude is/was named 'Greg Hood'   (pretty sure about the 'hood', pun intended).....anyway...dude never bought another beer at the Chicken since.     

"Core legend" is how I overheard him being described as I played dominoes at the Chicken on of my 4 or 5 times to have visited.

The quintessence of aggy.....ol' Greg Hood

Of course aggy would make that choad a “legend”.

In their stories, I’m sure he kicked that big, mean cheerleader’s ass.

25 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I’m sure he kicked that big, mean cheerleader’s ass.

He was looking to do something else to it. 

Do all aggy QB's have small heads?    

Makes it easier to stick up each other’s ass.
3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Of course aggy would make that choad a “legend”.

In their stories, I’m sure he kicked that big, mean cheerleader’s ass.

I bet OL Rock would know 

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4 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas A&M medical school bragged about removing photos of white male alumni:

The Texas A&M School of Medicine bragged that removing photos of white male alumni was an example of its institutional commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion, new documents reveal.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/texas-a-m-medical-school-bragged-about-removing-photos-of-white-male-alumni/ar-AA16o6U7?ocid=DELLDHP&pc=MDDS&cvid=7b13d60810ba414c9a791fbd942d0927

You've got to be kidding me...

It’s aggy.  The stupider it sounds, the more likely it is true.

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