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What Aggy thinks they look like to potential coaches:

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What Aggy actually looks like to potential coaches:

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2 hours ago, Vermin said:

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LOL if you need to find 2-3 solid OL in the portal....yer fucked.  

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

I don't know.  I sure don't root against Texas, but some of the meltdown threads were pretty epic when they did lose.

"republicans buy sneakers too" - Michael Jordan

3 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

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the stress on that top button, my god.

 

 

Equivalent to the stress many an aggy feels every day since learning our SEC entry is fast approaching. It must be mental exhausting. I hope that button is made of titanium. 

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

I don't know.  I sure don't root against Texas, but some of the meltdown threads were pretty epic when they did lose.

Fuckin A.  After the 2001 OU game, I created an account on Hornfans with the trollish name of Beau Vine just to see the carnage.  

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'm pretty sure that's just a cheat sheet for it. Probably clarifications in the actual contract but who knows with the ags.

They have that fancy law school they bought, I'm sure their top notch lawyers wrote it up.

 

1 hour ago, Constant said:

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Texas and Oklahoma hating A&M. It is the only thing that brings us together positively. 

I still wish Stoops and Co. had put 100 up on them.  Still funny to say "77-0" to an aggy that's going on about history.

 

 

 

34 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Elko talks about winning championships like it’s easy. What championships has he won? It looks like he might have won an Ivy League conference title in 1998. What else? Probably a few hotdog eating contests.

Were they “hot dogs” tho ? ……..

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

Exhibit A+++++

Coach O Is Loving The Single Life As Photo In Bed With ...

Not going to lie, would like to spend an evening drinking beer with Sling Blade.  He reminds me of a couple of older cousins from Louisiana that I was around as a kid.

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Not going to lie, would like to spend an evening drinking beer with Sling Blade.  He reminds me of a couple of older cousins from Louisiana that I was around as a kid.

If you drink with Ogre, there's a 100% chance he puts you in a headlock at some point, whether it's OK with you or not.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

If you drink with Ogre, there's a 100% chance he puts you in a headlock at some point, whether it's OK with you or not.

And there's a chance that we wake up the next morning in the same bed with one or more other people.

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Probably the coolest thing that happened today though (even with all the aggy mess of everything)
 

 

10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And there's a chance that we wake up the next morning in the same bed with one or more other people.

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Dark Horse said:

Volume up

Someone needs to do this with S&G "Sound of Silence"

22 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And there's a chance that we wake up the next morning in the same bed with one or more other people.

or gators.

24 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And there's a chance that we wake up the next morning in the same bed with one or more other people.

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Probably each other. 

33 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And there's a chance that we wake up the next morning in the same bed with one or more other people.

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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Seeing surlys comments on the Elko hire  means aggy is gonna be 10-2 next year. Fuck 

Have you seen their schedule next year?  Softer than baby shit.  Texas Tech could probably go 10-2 with that schedule.

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Mike Elko hasn’t taken the stairs in 20 years. 

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1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

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the stress on that top button, my god.

 

 

Fat Coach in a Little Coat.  

Fat Coach in a Little Coat...

RICHARD!!!

Probably the coolest thing that happened today though (even with all the aggy mess of everything)
 
 

They can fit a lot of people in there after they wheel all of the trophie cases out.
2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

When you guys sucked it's best to avoid the football board with all the crying and sensitive posters.  When you guys win it's actually easier - minus all of the cruel sooner jokes which make me sad. 

BUT - this place is at it's absolute best when aggy is truly down.  And god damn, this might be an all time low for these chucklefucks.  The buyout.  The boring ass hire.  The UT success.  The SEC invasion.  God damn, this thread delivers.  

Chucklefucks... I love it.

32 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Probably the coolest thing that happened today though (even with all the aggy mess of everything)
 

 

I'm sure he's a nice guy and probably a good coach, but I'll take Bo Davis all day long.

9 hours ago, DixonHur said:

I'll take Lebby's O vs Elko's D any day of the week.

Plus the portal will be his friend.  He'll get a quality QB to run his offense.  Meanwhile, I expect the outbound portal at aggy to be pretty busy.

Bet he gets Duke’s QB

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4 minutes ago, deft said:


They can fit a lot of people in there after they wheel all of the trophie cases out.

 

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Just now, Alien Octopus said:

Bet he gets Duke’s QB

Maybe, but Miss State also have a pretty talented freshman in Chris Parson.

Played his first couple of years in HS in Texas before moving to Tennessee.  He's definitely the type of QB who could prosper in Lebby's offense.

Am I the last person on earth to learn we play A&M on Saturday after Thanksgiving?  That sucks.

7 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I'm sure he's a nice guy and probably a good coach, but I'll take Bo Davis all day long.

Same. If if there was some way to pry him away and get him somewhere on our staff I'd hope Sark/PK would look into it. 

A man on a mission … an eating mission 

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10 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

For the love of God, don’t do that vs OSU.  Mullet can act like he doesn’t care but for him it would make his career.  We gave you all 77-0.  Please reciprocate.  

Didn't think I would ever praise a sooner, but here we are.

50 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Probably the coolest thing that happened today though (even with all the aggy mess of everything)
 

 

Between Elijah and Elko, might be a good time to open (another) Golden Corral in College Station right about now.

3 minutes ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

Didn't think I would ever praise a sooner, but here we are.

 

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13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Am I the last person on earth to learn we play A&M on Saturday after Thanksgiving?  That sucks.

I know. I don’t want to play them again either. 

12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Am I the last person on earth to learn we play A&M on Saturday after Thanksgiving?  That sucks.

Did they release the 2024 schedule already?  I honestly did not know that either.  Have no intention of going to College Station for any reason ever again in my life, so play it whenever the fuck they want to.  

17 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Am I the last person on earth to learn we play A&M on Saturday after Thanksgiving?  That sucks.

 

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4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Did they release the 2024 schedule already?  I honestly did not know that either.  Have no intention of going to College Station for any reason ever again in my life, so play it whenever the fuck they want to.  

I just prefer that game on T-giving or MAYBE Friday.  Eh, all semblance of tradition (turdition) is gone, whatever.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I know. I don’t want to play them again either. 

The juice is worth the squeeze 

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I just prefer that game on T-giving or MAYBE Friday.  Eh, all semblance of tradition (turdition) is gone, whatever.

It’s way better not being on Thanksgiving. I won’t go to CS either way. It’s a shithole and their fans are complete assholes. 

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I know. I don’t want to play them again either. 

I don't mind playing them I just don't want it to be an every year "rivalry game". OU should be the only every year game and every other team should be rotating. 

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s way better not being on Thanksgiving. I won’t go to CS either way. It’s a shithole and their fans are complete assholes. 

Oh, I'm not going to B/CS either, but I'd prefer to watch it on TV on Thursday, with the big dinner wrapped around the event.

9 minutes ago, Cajun said:

The juice is worth the squeeze 

Yes, especially the taunting of aggy after a win.

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2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s way better not being on Thanksgiving. I won’t go to CS either way. It’s a shithole and their fans are complete assholes. 

Fuck you!

A lot of us are assholes here.

No reason to be that insulting.

I don't mind playing them I just don't want it to be an every year "rivalry game". OU should be the only every year game and every other team should be rotating. 

Our deal with the SEC should have stipulated that aggy never gets to play us again.

Holy shit....I just read this cat is only 46 years old!  Holy sheeeeeeet!

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4 minutes ago, pops said:

Holy shit....I just read this cat is only 46 years old!  Holy sheeeeeeet!

It’s ok, he’s 73 In cholesterol years.

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