December 8, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, TOR said: They could have gone in so many directions here- Big Wapiti, Coach Cervus, El Koacho, but nope. "The Elk" is the extent of aggy imagination. I remember much discussion on Texags back in the day about what Reggie McNeal’s nickname should be. On a long-deleted thread over there, they had The Sheriff, The Real Deal, Loose Wheel, Banana Peel, and quite a few other suggestions. They finally settled on “Car Stereo Thief,” which doesn’t have a great ring to it but it was at least logical.
December 8, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: I remember much discussion on Texags back in the day about what Reggie McNeal’s nickname should be. On a long-deleted thread over there, they had The Sheriff, The Real Deal, Loose Wheel, Banana Peel, and quite a few other suggestions. They finally settled on “Car Stereo Thief,” which doesn’t have a great ring to it but it was at least logical. That thread must have been after beating Oklahoma in 2002, but before 77-0 in 2003. I need to read this thread.
December 8, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: I remember much discussion on Texags back in the day about what Reggie McNeal’s nickname should be. On a long-deleted thread over there, they had The Sheriff, The Real Deal, Loose Wheel, Banana Peel, and quite a few other suggestions. They finally settled on “Car Stereo Thief,” which doesn’t have a great ring to it but it was at least logical. Ah, I do remember fondly the days of McNeal > Young and Farmer > Benson Never change aggy
December 8, 20232 yr 15 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: I remember much discussion on Texags back in the day about what Reggie McNeal’s nickname should be. On a long-deleted thread over there, they had The Sheriff, The Real Deal, Loose Wheel, Banana Peel, and quite a few other suggestions. They finally settled on “Car Stereo Thief,” which doesn’t have a great ring to it but it was at least logical. My recollection is they nicknamed him...."Better than Vince Young". lol
December 8, 20232 yr Ignores back up QB, Rig 12 refs, and the one time our primary back fumbled all year.
December 8, 20232 yr 55 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said: Stephen McGee’s brain has never been the same since Michael griffin nearly knocked his head off in 2005. *Cedric
December 8, 20232 yr 15 hours ago, Bookman said: Dang, it's a good thing A&M has the 12th man, because they're probably going to need about 20 of them at this rate. This one's ready
December 8, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, closetojumping said: I guess it should be a given that at least once every 3-4 months that the fucking band nerds and another dumb fucking band discussion has to spring up on the aggie thread. We can’t let them dork out too far in front of us. Got to rein that shit in with some grade school band nostalgia and an argument about pace or whatever the fuck. Jesus. For $20 you could get a blow job.
December 8, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said: Ignores back up QB, Rig 12 refs, and the one time our primary back fumbled all year. Bevo still living in their heads rent-free.
December 8, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, closetojumping said: I guess it should be a given that at least once every 3-4 months that the fucking band nerds and another dumb fucking band discussion has to spring up on the aggie thread. We can’t let them dork out too far in front of us. Got to rein that shit in with some grade school band nostalgia and an argument about pace or whatever the fuck. Jesus. We can talk about green beans instead.
December 8, 20232 yr I had a busy day yesterday but it looks like it was relatively quiet on yesterday's as the gomer turns episode. Still no DC announced wonder how long that will drag out... Duke hiring _iaz brought the lulz but hey at least it will give the gomers a good solid talking point when he tanks and flames out in 3 seasons about how badass Elko was there.
December 8, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, closetojumping said: I guess it should be a given that at least once every 3-4 months that the fucking band nerds and another dumb fucking band discussion has to spring up on the aggie thread. We can’t let them dork out too far in front of us. Got to rein that shit in with some grade school band nostalgia and an argument about pace or whatever the fuck. Jesus.
December 8, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Navin R. Johnson said: Stephen McGee’s brain has never been the same since Michael griffin nearly knocked his head off in 2005. I think a lot of us here finished your sentence after reading those first three words.
December 8, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, sdm said: My recollection is they nicknamed him...."Better than Vince Young". lol My recollection is they nicknamed VY “radio”. Aggy, so classy
December 8, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, Texaus said: My recollection is they nicknamed VY “radio”. Aggy, so classy
December 8, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, TOR said: They could have gone in so many directions here- Big Wapiti, Coach Cervus, El Koacho, but nope. "The Elk" is the extent of aggy imagination. drop the "The" just "Elk" it's perfect for the aggy fascination with plurale tantum infinitives, whereby a word can simultaneously function in every form and tense such that the word aggy is simultaneously a noun, pronoun, verb and adverb, singular and plural, past, present and future
December 8, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: drop the "The" just "Elk" it's perfect for the aggy fascination with plurale tantum infinitives, whereby a word can simultaneously function in every form and tense such that the word aggy is simultaneously a noun, pronoun, verb and adverb, singular and plural, past, present and future you forgot adjective, preposition, subjunctive, gerund, noun-determiner, and dangling-modifier. Lulz.
December 8, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: And, also evidently subtly comes out as trans.
December 8, 20232 yr 11 hours ago, Lhorn said: Is “The Elk” a thing or is that just one guy’s attempt at creating a nickname for the coach? Elk huh ??? Well Shipley is an expert... YETI Presents: “MELK”
December 8, 20232 yr 41 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: Elk huh ??? Well Shipley is an expert... YETI Presents: “MELK” By the way, did you know his dad and Colt's dad were roommates at Abilene Christian? (Got to break out all the greatest hits!)
December 8, 20232 yr Stephen McGee’s brain has never been the same since Michael griffin nearly knocked his head off in 2005.8:04 Mark
December 8, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, orangebird said: By the way, did you know his dad and Colt's dad were roommates at Abilene Christian? (Got to break out all the greatest hits!) You just know if they'd been Aggy Colt's and Ship's origin story would still to this day be the impetus for billion dollar expenditures on 100 ft statues and a whole new chapter of traditions and cult lore.
December 8, 20232 yr 13 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said: 8:04 Mark Like this: Edited December 8, 20232 yr by Beau Vine
December 8, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, chainsaw said: You just know if they'd been Aggy Colt's and Ship's origin story would still to this day be the impetus for billion dollar expenditures on 100 ft statues and a whole new chapter of traditions and cult lore. They would 100% bury Colt and Ship right in their pet semetery hoping to reanimate the glory days.
December 8, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, Blotto said: They would 100% bury Colt and Ship right in their pet semetery hoping to reanimate the glory days. They would teach and memorize the 13 Stages of the Cross (Route) and re-enact the whole familial histories of the McCoys and Shipleys.
December 8, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Tex Pete said: Khan also should have noted that RC cheated just like Jackie Sherrill. That also adds to their being unreasonable. Their only two coaches who have tasted success since 1939 were buying players. And let's be honest, neither of those guys really achieved anything outside of dominating a dying, decrepit SWC. Jackie won two Cotton Bowls and RC was 0-4 all-time in the Cotton Bowl. RC's bowl record was 3-8.
December 8, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said: drop the "The" just "Elk" it's perfect for the aggy fascination with plurale tantum infinitives, whereby a word can simultaneously function in every form and tense such that the word aggy is simultaneously a noun, pronoun, verb and adverb, singular and plural, past, present and future
December 8, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said: drop the "The" just "Elk" Nope. aggy reserves this for only the most sacred of non-human events like Bonfire, Pool, Yell, Jizz-Jar, etc.... People HAVE to have "The", The Marine, The Chief, The Elk. Unless they go with the super creative, first initial-first syllable combo. E-Rob, M-Sherm, C-Weg. They MUST stick to their template.
December 8, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said: Nope. aggy reserves this for only the most sacred of non-human events like Bonfire, Pool, Yell, Jizz-Jar, etc.... People HAVE to have "The", The Marine, The Chief, The Elk. Unless they go with the super creative, first initial-first syllable combo. E-Rob, M-Sherm, C-Weg. They MUST stick to their template. There is also 'Old' status - Old Sarge, Old Army, Old Gloryhole. Probably have to do something spectacular like beat 'bama and win 11 games though.
December 8, 20232 yr 14 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said: Nope. aggy reserves this for only the most sacred of non-human events like Bonfire, Pool, Yell, Jizz-Jar, etc.... People HAVE to have "The", The Marine, The Chief, The Elk. Unless they go with the super creative, first initial-first syllable combo. E-Rob, M-Sherm, C-Weg. They MUST stick to their template. Holy shit so true...
December 8, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, aggie08 said: Not a great sign when we hire a coach because he "gets A&M" and even the white guys are leaving.
December 8, 20232 yr And the wife says we moved where? He says yeah,but I can be mediocre and get a buy out baby.
December 8, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: And the wife says we moved where? He says yeah,but I can be mediocre and get a buy out baby. She is a Manhattan kind of woman.
December 8, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said: drop the "The" just "Elk" it's perfect for the aggy fascination with plurale tantum infinitives, whereby a word can simultaneously function in every form and tense such that the word aggy is simultaneously a noun, pronoun, verb and adverb, singular and plural, past, present and future Thanks for the suggestion, Mr. Parker.
December 8, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: Can someone who speaks Aggy please translate this Texags headline into English? Oh that's easy as it's the evergreen aggy message: "THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT!"
December 8, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: Can someone who speaks Aggy please translate this Texags headline into English? The roller coaster is going up!
December 8, 20232 yr Popular Post Nothing demonstrates future glory like a Texas Bowl victory: Edited December 8, 20232 yr by Valmy77
December 8, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, C-Man said: RC's bowl record was 3-8. He was 11-0 if they had enough time stupid sip
December 8, 20232 yr 15 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: Can someone who speaks Aggy please translate this Texags headline into English? "Next year is our year! Whoop!"
December 8, 20232 yr 12 minutes ago, mdleast said: Quite the change from that same author’s fan fiction 2 years earlier… The use of ooze associated with anything from aggie is both apt and repulsive.
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