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15 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Elko said his DC choice will come to light in next 24-28 hours or so... will be a LB coach.

On that note, Duke's bowl game is in couple days so I think we can expect Santucci to be the new DC.  That should go over well in aggy land,

Well thats interesting,  man.

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Well, it's been a hard journey, but I believe I've finally found the perfect quote. Enjoy it now, my friends, because we may never see the likes of it again. 
 
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Some aggy truly are living in the 1930's. Complete with potluck supper after the Sunday meetin and Klan Rallies after big football games on Saturday.
20 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

for the hell of it:

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&sca_esv=592395163&q=colin+klein+a%26m+kansas+state&tbm=nws&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiovLKwiJ2DAxWlmGoFHRzvDlcQ0pQJegQIDxAB&biw=1536&bih=711&dpr=1.25

every link in the results is 2 weeks old

even espn ran with it based on "sources"

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Adam Rittenberg, ESPN Senior WriterDec 6, 2023, 08:51 AM ET

Texas A&M is set to hire Kansas State offensive coordinator Collin Klein for the same role under new coach Mike Elko, sources told ESPN.

Klein, a former quarterback for Kansas State who finished third in Heisman Trophy voting in 2012, had emerged as one of the nation's top young playcallers. Klein, 34, has spent almost his entire career at his alma mater, serving as quarterbacks coach and becoming the team's sole playcaller before the 2022 season under coach Chris Klieman.

Notre Dame pursued Klein for its offensive coordinator vacancy after the 2022 season, and Klein has drawn some interest for head-coaching opportunities.

Since the start of the 2022 season, Kansas State ranks 20th nationally in scoring (34.9 PPG). In 2022, when Kansas State won the Big 12, the offense finished in the top 10 in school history in 11 categories, including second in offensive yards (5,863), fourth in rushing yards (2,916) and fifth in yards per game (418.8).

Offensive line coach Connor Riley is expected to be a candidate to replace Klein, a source said. The 25th-ranked Wildcats will face No. 18 NC State in the Pop-Tarts Bowl on Dec. 28 in Orlando, Florida.

Texas A&M had made a push for LSU offensive coordinator Mike Denbrock, according to a source, but Denbrock elected to remain at LSU.

GoPowerCat.com first reported Klein accepting the Texas A&M job early Wednesday.

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okay, let's head over to gopowercat (never been, why not?).....

searching for klein on the full site returns his bio showing aggy:

https://247sports.com/coach/collin-klein-3907/#timeline

there are 2 links to stories, both posted at 5am on the 6th

https://247sports.com/Article/kansas-state-football-2024-collin-klein-offensive-coordinator-accepts-position-texas-am-aggies-mike-elko--222443177/

https://247sports.com/Article/collin-klein-hired-texas-am-offensive-coordinator-kansas-state-mike-elko-conner-weigman-222450187/

the first just says "sources"

the second says "sources told GigEm247"

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These aggy hires are like what I'd expect Boise State to get somewhat excited about.

This is fun to watch.

Well, it's been a hard journey, but I believe I've finally found the perfect quote. Enjoy it now, my friends, because we may never see the likes of it again. 
 
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Were those lady meat judgers actually farmboys?
Well, it's been a hard journey, but I believe I've finally found the perfect quote. Enjoy it now, my friends, because we may never see the likes of it again. 
 
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Like J Witt of Cuero etc? I'd think those fellas are ready to GTFO our racist back waters.
3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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No one with questionable ethics has ever been successful coaching college football...

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46 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

A live look into the TexAgs board room right now:

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12 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

If you had an older sister, Glamour > Sears >>>> Redbook >>> Seventeen.

Cosmopolitan?

15 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Cosmopolitan?

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Not what I was thinking about.

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Just stopped by to wish aggy a Merry Christmas and Happy New year.  While I’m at it, fuck all of you fucking aggy losers!  I’m loving watching your program disintegrate and I can’t wait to see Texas stick the hard rod all the way up your ass next year at Kyle Field.  Welcome back bitches (and happy holidays).

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just got an email from an Aggie friend who said that rumors are that Todd Orlando is going to be the new Aggie DC.

Well, good fuckin' luck. He probably also thinks third and Orlando is an address. 

Go get your shinebox aggy.

20 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just got an email from an Aggie friend who said that rumors are that Todd Orlando is going to be the new Aggie DC.

I am amazed that Orlan_o continues to find employment.

 

 

3 hours ago, royiv said:

No one with questionable ethics has ever been successful coaching college football...

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I mean, they hired Bobby Petrino.

Just got an email from an Aggie friend who said that rumors are that Todd Orlando is going to be the new Aggie DC.
No way, that has to be a troll. It simply can't just keep on getting better and better...gotta level off at some point.
38 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just got an email from an Aggie friend who said that rumors are that Todd Orlando is going to be the new Aggie DC.

We can run 3rd and Longhorn all over them next year.  That’s assuming Orlando can get us to a 3rd down.  

50 minutes ago, deft said:

Go get your shinebox aggy.

Didn't they have to hock their shinebox to pay off Jimbo?

Well, it's been a hard journey, but I believe I've finally found the perfect quote. Enjoy it now, my friends, because we may never see the likes of it again. 
 
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Those farm boys riding the big John Deere tractor and bailing hay are the boys you want.

Not the kids playing 7 on 7 and hitting the HS gym 6 days a week.
1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

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I am amazed that Orlan_o continues to find employment.
 
 

Yea and for a sec school. He’s a middle of the road DC, he can stay in coaching until he’s ready to be done.
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just got an email from an Aggie friend who said that rumors are that Todd Orlando is going to be the new Aggie DC.

Enjoy 3rd and long, aggy.

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Didn't they have to hock their shinebox to pay off Jimbo?

They're going to sign up 15,000 donors to texum aggy united at $50/month- WHOOP!  $9 million a year guaranteed, sips!  RED.  ASS.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just got an email from an Aggie friend who said that rumors are that Todd Orlando is going to be the new Aggie DC.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I mean, they hired Bobby Petrino.

Texags response.

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2 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

Well, good fuckin' luck. He probably also thinks third and Orlando is an address. 

Nolen left too early. Orlando would've line him up as LBer and ask him to drop back in coverage. Nolen could've showed off his speed to the NFL scouts.

6 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

We can run 3rd and Longhorn all over them next year.  That’s assuming Orlando can get us to a 3rd down.  

I'll take the under here for four quarters.

18 hours ago, 'stache said:

A friend posted this of their kids home from college. How does this even happen? One adopted?

 

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Reminds me of one of my old scout leader's posts from back in the day when he posted a pic of his triplets wearing shirts of the colleges they were attending. The girls were going to IVY League schools (Brown and Columbia) and the boy was going to Texas Tech... like how?!

They might wanna start the Rogaine treatment now.

Bold strategy, Cotton.

 

Maybe it’s another looch leak so they will be happy when they get santucci

25 minutes ago, TOR said:

Bold strategy, Cotton.

 

What happened at UNC Billy?  Why did you type "one time coordinator"?  

12 hours ago, ousux said:
13 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:
Just got an email from an Aggie friend who said that rumors are that Todd Orlando is going to be the new Aggie DC.

No way, that has to be a troll. It simply can't just keep on getting better and better...gotta level off at some point.

They hired some fat asshole Mack Brown shitcanned a couple of years ago.  Nobody's heard of him.

aggy never settles for 2nd best.  

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  ... Bjork understands what is at stake. He cannot afford to take his search lightly or settle for an underwhelming candidate.

“This is not an 8-4 job,” Bjork said. “Because of the decision that we made, but also because of the resources and because of the expectations. So does somebody have the wherewithal to deal with that, the weight of that, the magnitude ...

https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/longformarticle/texas-am-aggies-athletics-director-ross-bjork-gives-update-on-coaching-search-221001516/#2310744

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10 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Haven't seen the high school coaches texts yet regarding the great hire?

"Taysom Bateman is not only a great corch of young men, but a fantastic fit as a Texas Aggie.  Whoop!"

- Bud Sherrill, Asst Head Coach at Katy Sul Ross HS

"Corch Bateman is a sitting SEC coach, so this is a win for Texas Aggies everywhere.  Whoop!"

- Tubby Elkman, Asst Head Coach at Katy E King Gill HS

"Corch Elko's newest hire is not real well known, but Melk knows his stuff, so I trust that this young up and comer will make College Station lit again.  Whoop!"

- Gunny Norton, Asst Head Coach at Katy John Sharp HS

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18 hours ago, TreatyOak said:
Well, it's been a hard journey, but I believe I've finally found the perfect quote. Enjoy it now, my friends, because we may never see the likes of it again. 
 
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Some aggy truly are living in the 1930's. Complete with potluck supper after the Sunday meetin and Klan Rallies after big football games on Saturday.

Hey now…easy on potluck supper

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WTF? The Elk must be rolling out the "chubby chicks hang out with fat chicks so they look skinnier in photos" approach to assembling his staff.

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