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16 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

They have been hired by the Spaceforce now….   We aren’t stopping the aliens for sure now.  

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Typical aggy exaggeration. They left out the fact that Cincy was also chosen and will be splitting the money.

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12 minutes ago, F250 said:

 

Typical aggy exaggeration. They left out the fact that Cincy was also chosen and will be splitting the money.

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TAMU’s half is only a third of the Jimbo buyout. 

40 minutes ago, Deej said:

Just more classified info they can sell to Qatar to fund their football program. 

Hey now, don’t forget the Chinese, too. They are an equal opportunity seller of state secrets.

https://news.tamus.edu/texas-professor-pleads-guilty-for-hiding-connections-with-china/

The charges allege Cheng and TAMU received funds based on Cheng knowingly providing false information to TAMU and consequently to NASA. In addition to the funds, Cheng personally benefited from his affiliation with TAMU and NASA with increased access to unique NASA resources, such as the International Space Station, according to the complaint

2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

They have been hired by the Spaceforce now….   We aren’t stopping the aliens for sure now.  

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I am counting down the days when the aggies unleash Ultron on us all. 

2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

They have been hired by the Spaceforce now….   We aren’t stopping the aliens for sure now.  

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They're going to give it to Qatar

I am counting down the days when the aggies unleash Ultron on us all. 

More like Ultraman.

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15 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:


More like Ultraman.

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The corps humping looks a lot like classic Batman and Robin. 
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2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

They have been hired by the Spaceforce now….   We aren’t stopping the aliens for sure now.  

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One leading expert in the space industry who won't be there: Richard Garriott, aka Lord British, who has given many guest lectures at Texas, and is proud UT alumnus (as well as one of the most influential people in Comp Sci).

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4 minutes ago, nnm said:

The corps humping looks a lot like classic Batman and Robin. 
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Wrong dynamic duo

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2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

They have been hired by the Spaceforce now….   We aren’t stopping the aliens for sure now.  

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This will set back first contact indefinitely 

A&M being in charge of the Space Force is what will put us back on the "For all mankind" timeline with North Korea beating us to Mars.

13 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Wrong dynamic duo

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I wonder if the 1980s kids who watched this dreamt of being the flyer or the flyee.

51 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I am counting down the days when the aggies unleash Ultron on us all. 

Ultron, or Tampon?

Everyone clowned on the Space Force when it was unveiled.

 

Apparently to make sure we all understand it is a joke they signed on with Aggie to do their research?

3 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

They have been hired by the Spaceforce now….   We aren’t stopping the aliens for sure now.  

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Oh shit no 

Just think of the coaches they can overpay with Space Force money.

Advantage aggy. 

4 hours ago, Jasper_Jester said:

Everyone clowned on the Space Force when it was unveiled.

 

Apparently to make sure we all understand it is a joke they signed on with Aggie to do their research?

As they should have and should still.  It's fucking ridiculous.

Selling nuclear and aeronautical access to the Middle East...what could possibly go wrong, Aggies?  You fucking children.  There is so much more madness that is gonna get unpacked here, some of you people have no fucking idea...

7 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

They have been hired by the Spaceforce now….   We aren’t stopping the aliens for sure now.  

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“Wait, what?”

- all astronauts, astronaut candidates and trainees

What could possibly go wrong?

5 hours ago, Jasper_Jester said:

Everyone clowned on the Space Force when it was unveiled.

 

Apparently to make sure we all understand it is a joke they signed on with Aggie to do their research?

To be fair, aggies live in their own universe. On another planet. High on their own supply. They’re experts on living in some other world. 🌍 👩‍🚀 👽 

I wonder if the 1980s kids who watched this dreamt of being the flyer or the flyee.

Personally, kinda depends on my mood.
13 hours ago, TOR said:

What could possibly go wrong?

It'll be fine.  They probably just hired them for security detail and aggy stretches the truth yet again. 

"All the coaches that turned us down are turning Alabama down. See A&M is a top tier coaching job" - Aggie right now, likely

On 1/11/2024 at 3:16 PM, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

A&M being in charge of the Space Force is what will put us back on the "For all mankind" timeline with North Korea beating us to Mars.

More likely put us back on the “To Serve Man” track once aliens encounter aggy and assume no intelligent life exists.

What a clown show.  You have to wonder what promises are made, or pictures painted to these potential hires that turn out to be shit.   

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Welsey McGriff was expected to coach defensive backs on Mike Elko's staff at Texas A&M in 2024. Apparently, he's changed his mind and returned to a familiar area code. 

According to multiple reports, McGriff is headed back to Auburn in a similar on-field assistant role under Hugh Freeze. McGriff coached under Freeze in 2023 in the same role. 

McGriff, who held the title of “pass game coordinator/defensive backs coach” for the Aggies, was hired by Freeze prior to the start of the 2023 season. 

In early October, Freeze announced that McGriff was dealing with a “personal issue” and shifted roles to the "chief of accountability and in-house recruiting" rather than his on-field stats. 

Prior to his arrival on the Plains, McGriff spent over three decades coaching in college, making stops at Kentucky (2001-02), Baylor (2003-06), Miami (2007-10), Vanderbilt (2011), Ole Miss (2012; 2016-18), Auburn (2016; 2019-21; 2023), Florida (2021) and Louisville (2022) in various roles. 

One of the critical reasons for Elko's decision to hire McGriff was likely due to his relationship with defensive backs coach Ishmael Aristide. The two worked together at Auburn (2016) and Ole Miss (2017-18) under Gus Malzahn and Matt Luke.

With McGriff's departure, the Aggies have nine on-field coaches currently employed entering spring practice: Collin Klein (offensive coordinator/quarterbacks), Trooper Talyor (associate head coach/running backs), Holman Wiggins (co-offensive coordinator/wide receivers), Adam Cushing (run game coordinator/offensive line), Patrick Dougherty (special teams coordinator/tight ends), Jay Bateman (defensive coordinator/linebackers), Sean Spencer (co-defensive coordinator/defensive line), Tony Jerod-Eddie (defensive line), and Aristide. 

Elko could hold a search or promote senior defensive analyst Bryant Gross-Armiento. Gross-Armiento served as secondary coach for the Aggies last season and was retained by Elko as part of the previous staff. 

The Aggies open the 2024 season at Kyle Field against Notre Dame on Aug. 31. 

 

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Texas A&M will build a Wall of Championship Banners and get Florida State to pay for it, dammit!!!

I wonder if the 1980s kids who watched this dreamt of being the flyer or the flyee.

That didn’t come on in the 80s.
1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

What a clown show.  You have to wonder what promises are made, or pictures painted to these potential hires that turn out to be shit.   

Wesley McGriff Reverses Course, Leaves Texas A&M

Wesley McGriff Reverses Course, Leaves Texas A&M (msn.com)

 

"You have to wonder what promises are made, or ..."

Or if he stepped off the plane in College Station and said, 'woah, y'all have an insane amount of chicken finger places' and thought about his last well-check at the doctors and said, 'I can get better fried chicken in Alabama.'

3 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I can get better fried chicken in Alabama.'

And most of those chickens weren't forcibly raped by dudes doing army cosplay before being dropped in the fryer.

53 minutes ago, Deej said:

And most of those chickens weren't forcibly raped by dudes doing army cosplay before being dropped in the fryer.

But those Alabama chickens were definitely fucked.

So the crack staff The Elk is building is falling apart before it is even complete?  This is not what loochi said was going to happen.

12 minutes ago, TOR said:

So the crack staff The Elk is building is falling apart before it is even complete?  This is not what loochi said was going to happen.

That guy wasn't lunchpail, blue collar.  He tried to fool The Elk but it became obvious.  Good riddance.

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Laughing my fucking ass off. Stumbled across

The Pulse:Texas A&M Football on ESPNU. Here's a shot of mighty aggy cosplay army cannon being fired after aggy field goal against OSU...

 

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Their first game (Notre Dame) is going to loom large in August. It's a home game and that helps them because that stadium is going to be hot even if they played at ten o'clock at night but Notre Dame has aspirations on going better than this season (10-3) and probably has a better shot at realizing them than A&M. That's even with the cream puff schedule the Ag has (excepting one or two games, UT being one of them).

7 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Their first game (Notre Dame) is going to loom large in August. It's a home game and that helps them because that stadium is going to be hot 

It could be 200° and that Duke QB quarterback is still going to run wild.

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Metro areas in America seeing the biggest outflow of people according to LinkedIn. 

 

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10 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Metro areas in America seeing the biggest outflow of people according to LinkedIn. 

 

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Two of those aggy were my niece and her husband.

They moved to Snook for a better quality of living.

10 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That guy wasn't lunchpail, blue collar.  He tried to fool The Elk but it became obvious.  Good riddance.

Maybe he needs some Jesus, with a side order of hookers.  Does auburn have a private jet?

13 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Metro areas in America seeing the biggest outflow of people according to LinkedIn. 

 

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This is another example of the Sip media bias. 

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2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Maybe he needs some Jesus, with a side order of hookers.  Does auburn have a private jet?

They just picked one up from the used market….

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1) Bama hires sark and horn has to find a new coach in January.
2) Horn gives Sark a Jimbo contract and horn falls on their face a few years from now.
 

Who wants to tell him that aggy is the only entity stupid enough to offer a "Jimbo" contract?

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