June 25, 20241 yr 31 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said: My wife was in Spring last weekend visiting her twin sis (no pics). She told me how the aggy BIL made a total ass of himself after they won game 1 by drunkenly screaming, whooping & cursing at the moon from his backyard. He's friends with most of his neighbors & everyone's known him to be a drunken, loud buffoon over the years. I'm wondering what got destroyed by him throwing it in their pool last night after the loss? Above Ground?
June 25, 20241 yr Speaking of immortality and Aggies, I learned earlier today in one of my daughter's vet books that a Sheep's lifespan is about that of a dog, 10-12 years. Unless it gets an STD from a Cadet.
June 25, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said: My wife was in Spring last weekend visiting her twin sis (no pics). She told me how the aggy BIL made a total ass of himself after they won game 1 by drunkenly screaming, whooping & cursing at the moon from his backyard. He's friends with most of his neighbors & everyone's known him to be a drunken, loud buffoon over the years. I'm wondering what got destroyed by him throwing it in their pool last night after the loss? That aggy has one of them cement ponds? Whoop!
June 25, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said: I'm wondering what got destroyed by him throwing it in their pool last night after the loss? Dude, "pool" is not the preferred nomenclature. Cement pond, please. Brat knows what's up. Edited June 25, 20241 yr by Fudge Nuggets
June 25, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, tbone_ said: Immortality? Really? 1 CWS would make you immortal now? What are we, God?
June 25, 20241 yr Dude, "pool" is not the preferred nomenclature. Cement pond, please. Brat knows what's up.
June 25, 20241 yr I can’t fathom being that wrapped up in something I’m not actually a part of. I mean, I get pretty anxious for my kids, but damn.
June 25, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said: I can’t fathom being that wrapped up in something I’m not actually a part of. I mean, I get pretty anxious for my kids, but damn. It was their only chance at college athletics relevance since 1939. 1939. So yeah, it's not just them wrapped up, it's multiple inbred generations wrapped up. Their dad Cletus Sr. and grandpa Cletus Sr. Sr. also lived and died by it. Literally died. So last night was really the ultimate, so far, in aggy suffering. Glorious and hilarious. We as Texas fans are not as invested because we've won major shit, and we'll win more major shit. And every Longhorn member of our families going back 100+ years has experienced winning as well.
June 25, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said: I can’t fathom being that wrapped up in something I’m not actually a part of. I mean, I get pretty anxious for my kids, but damn. Hmmm, I can. I felt sick to my stomach when Colt went down against Alabama, and then the rest of that game and all the next day it didn't register, it was like the game had never even begun and I was somehow waiting for them to announce a re-do or something. And that was only 4 years after winning the NC in both baseball and football.
June 25, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Born Burnt said: Is it just me, or does the guy on the right look like he transferred in from Whoville university?
June 25, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, Bevo said: You can't make this shit up, man. These bozos probably transferred in this year and they're already irreparably damaged.
June 25, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Vertigo said: Is it just me, or does the guy on the right look like he transferred in from Whoville university? I thought Bohls lowering the casket was a nice touch.
June 25, 20241 yr Do we have or shouldn’t we have an SEC NEWS tab or link for posting other secsec fodder? SEC Network goes LIVE from Texas As part of our move to the Southeastern Conference, we are excited to welcome our friends from SEC Network to the Forty Acres this Sunday. Beginning at 5 p.m., join co-hosts Laura Rutledge and Peter Burns for SEC Now: Live from Texas for full coverage of the day’s activities including insight from Jordan Rodgers, Roman Harper, Paul Finebaum, Marty Smith and Jimmy Dykes. Yours truly and many of our head coaches will be making guest appearances throughout the day, and we’d love to have you join us on national TV! In addition, SEC Network invites all fans to visit the SEC Open House. Located on the South Mall lawn, you can experience live games, studio programming, photo ops and more with six different rooms that will take you on a journey inspired by the SEC Network’s rich history and programming.
June 25, 20241 yr They really made a post based on a video game. If only App State believed the video game rankings.
June 25, 20241 yr 58 minutes ago, OU Sucks said: They really made a post based on a video game. If only App State believed the video game rankings. Maybe they meant toughest place to find, hence all the "helpful aggy" stories from visiting fans allegedly
June 25, 20241 yr On 6/23/2024 at 3:06 PM, wood said: I love when he's wrong. It makes me moist Edited June 25, 20241 yr by Spider2YBanana
June 25, 20241 yr 22 minutes ago, Leanderman said: Gomer could first cut his grass then so on a date later? So onlyfarmers finally cashing in on the ole 'getting stuck" craze I see
June 25, 20241 yr On 6/23/2024 at 3:24 PM, msucolt45 said: Fng aggy is about to win the CWS today. They’ll finally have something to go into their cavernous Hall of Champions. If you thought they were insufferable, thinking they had a great sports program, wait until they actually have the title/hardware. Now aggy will say they “belong,” just like Coastal Carolina. Hook’em!!! Not trolling at all, but this curse you just put on them has them really believing it exists, and the sips have visited the Haitians for some of that sweet, sweet voodoo.
June 25, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, OU Sucks said: They really made a post based on a video game. If only App State believed the video game rankings. Hahahahahahah omg this cant be real
June 25, 20241 yr They really made a post based on a video game. If only App State believed the video game rankings. Perfect reply
June 25, 20241 yr 44 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said: I love when he's wrong. It makes me moist We don't know that he's wrong. It's just doesn't seem to be something we have to worry about.
June 25, 20241 yr 15 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: We don't know that he's wrong. It's just doesn't seem to be something we have to worry about. Knowing we got Schlossnagle, I want all the aggy tears to get drunk on since I've been sober from alcohol for almost a decade. I need it injected in my veins. .I'm sorry, what were we talking about? I'm too hyped to remember, my apologies.
June 25, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Goodbye A&M. Now back to the irrelevant peasants you are. Nice 3 years, though. Losers. Back to our winning ways, baby! Get ready, boys! We're back! Edited June 25, 20241 yr by Spider2YBanana
June 25, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said: Maybe they meant toughest place to find, hence all the "helpful aggy" stories from visiting fans allegedly Toughest place for aggy to win.
June 25, 20241 yr It's like there's something about aggy that makes them unattractive. Money? Nope. Recruiting grounds? Nope. I can't imagine what that could be.
June 25, 20241 yr 41 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hope you are right Chip but fuck you anyways for good measure. The face from having to do the swaying says it all. Edited June 25, 20241 yr by DanTheHorn
June 25, 20241 yr Gomer could first cut his grass then so on a date later? Aggy will ride it a different way.
June 25, 20241 yr On serious note, do we keep our #3 class intact, or does Schloss go a different direction and raid his former players, including the one who transferred from Texas to aggy? I'd hope he keeps the class. Imagine if Pierce wasn't a mongoloid and used the NIL to get Skenes since it was down to us and LSU? Pierce, (and it's a noble thing, don't get me wrong) decided to use NIL to give every player a scholarship. We literally could have had Skenes with a competent coach. That's what grinds my gears.
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