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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

First they need to give Elko an extension with a huge guarantee after he beats McNeese St. and Florida.  THEN, they fire him and hire O'Brien. 

Dunno if they will beat Florida and that's in no way supportive of Florida as a decent team. They're not. Even. Close.

Still... neither is ND

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6 hours ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Man, the propaganda ministry is in overdrive — nothing to see here!

 

6 hours ago, bluto said:

Weig is damaged goods after the jimbo yrs

 

 

6 hours ago, bluto said:

 

The predictable narrative synergy coming out of this game for aggy is delicious. Weigman had an all-time horrific performance because he didn't realize how great the offensive line was playing, but that's not on him. And the O-line will likely be even better going forward, if that's possible, after their starting center went down to injury.

McNeese is going to score 20+ on the aggy. Question is, can aggy score more?

Hook’em!!!

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It’s awesome that his Dad’s company paid so much for the naming rights to the UT vs aggy matchup. Too bad that CW won’t be the QB in that game.

Hook’em!!!

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Point blank period? Wtf is that gibberish?

Shooting someone from a very close distance.

1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

It’s awesome that his Dad’s company paid so much for the naming rights to the UT vs aggy matchup. Too bad that CW won’t be the QB in that game.

Hook’em!!!

 

Laughing at the apparently baptist aggys clutching their pearls at smoking the devil's lettuce. Spoilers: literally every college kid smokes weed. Source: my username. I remember seeing many, many Aggy football players at parties at UT smoking weed when I was in college, been in many smoke circles with them myself.

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6 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Laughing at the apparently baptist aggys clutching their pearls at smoking the devil's lettuce. Spoilers: literally every college kid smokes weed. Source: my username. I remember seeing many, many Aggy football players at parties at UT smoking weed when I was in college, been in many smoke circles with them myself.

No

 
The actual quote, "yo, ima be straight up 'bout now, ain' no step back bruh yo.  ima take it in da grill y'all, no cap.  I'll tell y'alls I ain't kick it like we's useta.  Yo bruh.  gimme my shoe and lemme puke yo." 
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“Ya hear what I’m sayin?”
aggy "cheerleaders" take a backseat to the ruff, tuff, real stuff aggy A&M yell leaders, ya stoopid sip

Poor Reveille. Appears really tired of the endless raping. Why hasn’t the ASPCA shut that down?
7 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Laughing at the apparently baptist aggys clutching their pearls at smoking the devil's lettuce. Spoilers: literally every college kid smokes weed. Source: my username. I remember seeing many, many Aggy football players at parties at UT smoking weed when I was in college, been in many smoke circles with them myself.

Aggy was smoking it up in the locker room just last year, IIRC

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10 hours ago, Mittens said:

Weigman somehow managed to fire off more clichés in this short clip than he had incomplete passes against Domer. Point blank period I count 21 in 42 seconds.

16 minutes ago, Voluminous Banality said:

Weigman somehow managed to fire off more clichés in this short clip than he had incomplete passes against Domer. Point blank period I count 21 in 42 seconds.

 

Unless the QB is a freshman, if the team doesn't vote for the starting QB to be captain, that is the team trying to tell the coach, he isn't the guy.      

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

No

Yes, sorry your ass is old

Unless you're some BYX loser virgin or something who is all "ACKSHULLY WE DRINK SPARKLING GRAPE JUICE AT OUR PARTIES, SO NOT *EVERY* COLLEGE STUDENT DRINKS"

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The concerns I had with this team coming into the year had to do with the lack of talent to replace Murphy and Sweat leading to an inability to stop the run. That ability to keep offenses in long downs and distances last year was absolutely vital to a lot of the defensive success that the Longhorns had.

Similarly, I was not really buying the hype on how good the offensive line was. I was convinced of Kelvin Banks’s quality, but the rest were all question marks for me.

Both of those concerns reared their heads in this game against the Rams. CSU notched 3.7 YPC against Texas, a mark which only four opponents exceeded all year against that 2023 defense. Meanwhile, the Longhorns only mustered 4.63 YPC, which they exceeded against eight opponents last year.

The receivers looked great (though Ewers was off and on as usual), which most people expected. In a line-of-scrimmage league, though, the Horns will need to be better up front on both sides of the ball.

 

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What a complete buffoon. He moves Ole Miss over us because they curb stomped Furman, then he keeps aggy ahead of us because of absolute wishcasting, and then he drops us because we beat a bad opponent (I guess Furman dominates Colorado State on a neutral field?). We need a new Looch 44, it may as well be this guy.  

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

We need a new Looch 44, it may as well be this guy. 

Guy?

17 hours ago, Leanderman said:

gomer cheerleaders?

May be an image of 4 people, people playing tennis and text

Where are all the Texags threads about the redasses complaining about the DEI cheerleaders and lamenting that aggy is embarrassed of the milkmen?

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49 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Yes, sorry your ass is old

Unless you're some BYX loser virgin or something who is all "ACKSHULLY WE DRINK SPARKLING GRAPE JUICE AT OUR PARTIES, SO NOT *EVERY* COLLEGE STUDENT DRINKS"

Right. I'm the one who is out of touch.

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Does Lt. Gov Dan Patrick have an illegitimate love child?

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51 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Yes, sorry your ass is old

Unless you're some BYX loser virgin or something who is all "ACKSHULLY WE DRINK SPARKLING GRAPE JUICE AT OUR PARTIES, SO NOT *EVERY* COLLEGE STUDENT DRINKS"

What a strange thing to care about. He's absolutely correct, not nearly every college student smokes weed. Many of them do, but it's not even close to 100%.

47 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

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My oldest daughter (10 yr old) loves these movies.

This Graham Harmon guy isn't even a paid writer. He's just some fan boy writing click articles. I don't think he even went to A&M.  At minimum it is clear he doesn't watch football.

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

This Graham Harmon guy isn't even a paid writer. He's just some fan boy writing click articles. I don't think he even went to A&M.  At minimum it is clear he doesn't watch football.

Many of his article read as though they were written by AI.

Somebody programed AI to come up with a delusional basement dweller with braindead football fan base.

That guy is the result.

20 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

My oldest daughter (10 yr old) loves these movies.

Thats cool. Just don't let her go to a&m

6 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Many of his article read as though they were written by AI.

The I wasn't involved in any of his articles, that's a given.

1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Yes, sorry your ass is old

Unless you're some BYX loser virgin or something who is all "ACKSHULLY WE DRINK SPARKLING GRAPE JUICE AT OUR PARTIES, SO NOT *EVERY* COLLEGE STUDENT DRINKS"

Age has nothing to do with it, dumdum. In a village loaded with idiots, no one brings down the collective IQ when they show up more than you. 

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

What a complete buffoon. He moves Ole Miss over us because they curb stomped Furman, then he keeps aggy ahead of us because of absolute wishcasting, and then he drops us because we beat a bad opponent (I guess Furman dominates Colorado State on a neutral field?). We need a new Looch 44, it may as well be this guy.  

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