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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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100% chance that if we decided to start a team, we would hire Meat Pimp away from them and then run off a meat judging dynasty

Original image from an authentic "story" via the official aggy Facebook account.

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7 hours ago, Deej said:

Nobody eats more crow than aggy.

…and tries to convince everyone it is filet mignon. 

7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Right.  Into.  My.  Veins.

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39 minutes ago, mdleast said:

haven’t won “a ship”

Bless his heart

*natty

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Must be forgetting Rufus, the 13th apostle.

 

We goin for a 2-piece and a biscuit?

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Graham is a broken m... eh, Graham is broken:

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Texas A&M came into this weekend's series against the now-top-ranked Texas Longhorns with a massive chip on their shoulder. This Aggie team looked resurgent after three straight series wins, including two over top-two ranked squads, so they were hoping against hope that they could pull off another one.

That's not even to mention the revenge factor for the Ags. After Jim Schlossnagle abandoned them for Texas, this is a team that had every off-the-field reason to come into this one with a lot of emotion.


And while they certainly played with a lot of emotion, it wasn't enough to get them across the hump. The Aggies ended up getting swept this weekend by their archrivals, even though each game was decided by only one run.

There are no good takeaways from Texas A&M's debilitating sweep in Austin
As the title says, though, this is the last series in which the Aggies can find any moral victories. There was not only a lot riding on this for team momentum reasons— the wind is now completely out of the maroon sails, it would seem— but losing three in a row, even if it is to no. 1, makes the Aggies' shot at the postseason look a lot slimmer all of a sudden.


With series upcoming against Georgia, Missouri, and LSU, A&M will probably need to find six wins in order to make it to the tournament field. Given that two of those teams have been playing top-10 level ball for the entirety of the season, that's a tough ask.

And even though the margin was so slim this weekend, the thing that has felt like it's been missing this season (with a few notable exceptions) is the clutch gene. All three of these games presented opportunities for the Aggies to grab control and steer the ship home; instead, they folded several times in key moments.

If this team really is different than how we thought at the beginning of the season, then they'll have to show it here soon. They sure didn't this weekend.

 

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7 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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The ags have won roughly 33% of the football games they've played against Texas.  But they've won 100% of the football games never played against Texas.

 

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12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Graham is a broken m... eh, Graham is broken:

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Horseshoes and Hand Grenades.  You think fake army ag bois would know those two QUITE well...

34 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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Apparently there is some unnamed conference aggy was in after the BXII & before the S.E.C. - S.E.C. - S.E.C.

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1 minute ago, ROFL BOX said:

Apparently there is some unnamed conference aggy was in after the BXII & before the S.E.C. - S.E.C. - S.E.C.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

aggy is undefeated in hypothetical games against big bro, despite winning only about 33% of games that were actually played 

57 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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If my Aunt had balls, she'd be my Uncle.

If frogs had pockets, they'd live longer.

 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Graham is a broken m... eh, Graham is broken:

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They need more eyeblack.

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I might have to take a break from mindlessly “watching” the wheel of time to watch some Texas beatdown of aggy from 90s and 2000s…

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13 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Right.  Into.  My.  Veins.

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Put it on the wall "2025 Pride/Camaraderie National Champions"

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Graham is a broken m... eh, Graham is broken:

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Did we ever cover how dude looks like Carl Fredrickson from the movie Up?

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I am currently authoring a strongly-worded note to CDC demanding that he take steps to increase the pride and camaraderie within our athletic department.

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I am currently authoring a strongly-worded note to CDC demanding that he take steps to increase the pride and camaraderie within our athletic department.

how much NIL can I make?  I've got 4 years of pride/camaraderie eligibility left.

3 hours ago, utee94 said:

The ags have won roughly 33% of the football games they've played against Texas.  But they've won 100% of the football games never played against Texas.

 

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What was their record against the Mississippi schools and Auburn during that timeframe?

theyve yet to have even back to back winning conference records.  Not to mention how they piss down their leg when they play us.  

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4 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

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So has Billy Liucci. 

 

17 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Put it on the wall "2025 Pride/Camaraderie National Champions"

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6 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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Color me skeptical that a texags poster doesn't give a fuck about when black players weren't allowed to play, aka the good ol' days.

7 hours ago, markstanco said:

*natty

I'd take "a ship" over "natty" any day.

"Natty" is 100% douchetastic.

18 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Doesn't matter what you call it, aggy doesn't have any

A list of what aggy doesn't have would be quite long..

-realistic goals

-weekends where they don't fuck sheep

-titles in a sport that matters

-respect from non-aggys

-financial jurisdprudence

-all of their teeth

-a morning where they wake up and don't envy us

-wit

...

- class
- IQ higher than that of a salad bar
- good football coach
- good basketball coach
- good baseball coach
- an end to a list of things they don't have...

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Graham is a broken m... eh, Graham is broken:

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The “Clutch Gene”.  Come on aggy.   You guys created a maroon carrot and you can certainly create an aggy clutch gene.   

On 4/27/2025 at 4:57 PM, Beau Vine said:

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So, is that an admission that they shouldn't really have a copyright on the 12th man?

4 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

So, is that an admission that they shouldn't really have a copyright on the 12th man?

Only Randolph Duke is qualified to answer that question.

6 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'd take "a ship" over "natty" any day.

"Natty" is 100% douchetastic.

How do you feel about “tuddy?”

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Aggie don’t care about Texas. Really.  
 

And also winning on merit is better than winning. 
 

Like Aggie isn’t paying for their players?  It’s literally the way it works now. 

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I sure felt humiliated with a Sweep…

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