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Gotta be ND.  We went “toe to toe” for about 2 rounds. 

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I wonder if we could get A&M kicked out of the conference?

2 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

A&M had multiple quality losses last season.

You can bank on them having 4-5 quality losses every year, regardless of conference affiliation. 

He's lean.

He's mean.

He's a gig'em machine. 

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3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

He's lean.

He's mean.

He's a gig'em machine. 

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6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

He's lean.

He's mean.

He's a gig'em machine. 

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Credit to the cameraman here. That’s a fine specimen in his natural environment. Despite the belly pulling the outer skin tight, you can still make out the meaty nipple

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7 minutes ago, B00M said:

Credit to the cameraman here. That’s a fine specimen in his natural environment. Despite the belly pulling the outer skin tight, you can still make out the meaty nipple

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8 minutes ago, B00M said:

Credit to the cameraman here. That’s a fine specimen in his natural environment. Despite the belly pulling the outer skin tight, you can still make out the meaty nipple

Ewwwwww.

And no, ags, I did not say "ewe". Don't get excited.

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

That is a man with NO clue what he is doing.  "We just need things to settle down a bit".  What the fuck does that mean?

Dude in the back doesn't seem too impressed, either.

18 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

That is a man with NO clue what he is doing.  "We just need things to settle down a bit".  What the fuck does that mean?

Dude in the back doesn't seem too impressed, either.

Can you even begin to imagine hearing talk like that from CDC?

24 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

That is a man with NO clue what he is doing.  "We just need things to settle down a bit".  What the fuck does that mean?

Dude in the back doesn't seem too impressed, either.

Dude in the back is sports writer Berry Tramel of The Oklahoman. He always looks totally unimpressed.

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It's amazing that aggy can somehow always manage to hire a bigger f'n dipshit for AD than the last guy. Couple of more cycles and their AD is going to show up to the SEC meetings wearing nothing but a helmet and a diaper. 

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

He's lean.

He's mean.

He's a gig'em machine. 

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I figured it out!  A&M must have taken out a $75M life insurance policy on Jumbo. To pay of Jimbo. 

6 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

So toe to toe with the team in the semi final and not the team in the final? I wonder who it is that is always on their mind.

3 hours ago, nnm said:

You can bank on them having 4-5 quality losses every year, regardless of conference affiliation. 

No more….Elko and new offensive coordinator work on upcoming game plans:

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46 minutes ago, Blotto said:

It's amazing that aggy can somehow always manage to hire a bigger f'n dipshit for AD than the last guy. Couple of more cycles and their AD is going to show up to the SEC meetings wearing nothing but a helmet and a diaper. 

Omg lmao

 

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give this man the 10,000 dollars

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

It's amazing that aggy can somehow always manage to hire a bigger f'n dipshit for AD than the last guy.

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7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I wonder if we could get A&M kicked out of the conference?

They're wanting to leave for the B1G anyway. We could help speed up the process. 

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

They're wanting to leave for the B1G anyway. We could help speed up the process. 

The B1G would have to want them first

5 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

They're wanting to leave for the B1G anyway. We could help speed up the process. 

The premier in state rust belt program.

9 hours ago, sdm said:

Dude in the back is sports writer Berry Tramel of The Oklahoman. He always looks totally unimpressed.

Tramel just declared bankruptcy after giving all his money to Stoops, Switzer’s SIL and the Toby Keith estate, after a failed venture. He is thinking, “I can eat enough at the free breakfast buffet to get me through the day, and pocket the per diem meal allowance…”

13 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I wonder if we could get A&M kicked out of the conference?

Why? Since we don't play an FCS school in November, it's the closest thing we have. 

15 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

With the gut on that guy I find it hard he's gone "toe-to-toe" with anyone. 

12 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Nah, ags got that figured out already….

 

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The next Reveile? 

7 hours ago, randomhorn said:

The B1G would have to want them first

Why would they not?  Plus, they took Nebraska. 

The B1G would want TAMU for the exact same reasons the SEC did-- opening up more access to recruiting and television sets in Texas, while not threatening the legacy powers in the conference in any meaningful way. 

 

14 hours ago, B00M said:

Credit to the cameraman here. That’s a fine specimen in his natural environment. Despite the belly pulling the outer skin tight, you can still make out the meaty nipple

You had me at “meaty nipple”.

 

On 5/25/2025 at 8:41 AM, DFW Horn said:

Barring disaster, aggy doesn't have the talent, depth, or coaching to hang with the Longhorns. 

I rewatched the aggie game recently (what can I say... it's the offseason).  It's crazy how they got most of the big-play breaks that night:  Texas lost a fumble on the aggie 10, threw a pick-6 on a tipped ball on their 10, and got a punt blocked that the Aggies recovered at around the Texas 20.

The Aggies got more than enough big breaks to pull off the home upset against a better team...

EXCEPT that they were physically dominated pretty much every snap all night long.  It  was a 17-7 game that was nearly 34-0. 
 

Liucci watched the same game and says thing will "even out in short order?"

"Farmer is better than Benson," "Reggie is better than Vince," "Things are going to even out in short order."

No, no, and highly unlikely.  

8 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

I rewatched the aggie game recently (what can I say... it's the offseason).  It's crazy how they got most of the big-play breaks that night:  Texas lost a fumble on the aggie 10, threw a pick-6 on a tipped ball on their 10, and got a punt blocked that the Aggies recovered at around the Texas 20.

The Aggies got more than enough big breaks to pull off the home upset against a better team...

EXCEPT that they were physically dominated pretty much every snap all night long.  It  was a 17-7 game that was nearly 34-0. 
 

Liucci watched the same game and says thing will "even out in short order?"

"Farmer is better than Benson," "Reggie is better than Vince," "Things are going to even out in short order."

No, no, and highly unlikely.  

“Even out in short order” means reversion to the mean. The mean is TAMU being UT’s little brother. 

1 hour ago, PGFrog said:

The next Reveile? 

 

Now that you mention it, that may very well be a fleshlight on the end.

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14 hours ago, B00M said:

Credit to the cameraman here. That’s a fine specimen in his natural environment. Despite the belly pulling the outer skin tight, you can still make out the meaty nipple

 

20 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

You had me at “meaty nipple”.

 

I'd buy a ticket to the next Meaty Nipple concert.

 

14 hours ago, Blotto said:

He's lean.

He's mean.

He's a gig'em machine. 

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It’s called Ozempic, fat ass. 

3 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Puffy Niipples ... Men ...

Meaty Nipple denial combined with gender discriminance seems like a Surly Thing.

 

14 hours ago, Blotto said:

Things going well in da station

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I cant imagine how badly they would fuck this up, but I'm pretty sure Reveille wouldn't shit right for a week. 

 

Well written, fantastic grammar, good sentence structure, strong verbiage, funny idea mocking aggie, attachment to reality of program, no-ag tag... I can smell a Surly sock when I'm thrown one.

22 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

As someone who lives in the former and grew up in the latter, I'd prefer something different from both.

Wow, an exceedingly rare double "hits close to home"!

 

To put our double digit win last year at hallowed Kyle Field into perspective, they have a grand total of 5 double digit wins against us in the last 86 years there.

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