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12 minutes ago, Runs with booze said:

Current SOS Ranking

TAMU - 4

Horn- 18

2018 record 

TAMU - 9-4

Horn - 9-5 

Current S&P, FPI, Sagarin, and every other ranking

TAMU >> horn

1980 to 2018 

TAMU - 16 wins over libhorns

Libhorns -16 wins over their betters

This is the future, accept it.

The funny thing about SOS is that it only really matters if you actually beat some of the teams that make it strong. If you lose to every good team you play no one gives a shit.

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16 minutes ago, Runs with booze said:

Current SOS Ranking

TAMU - 4

Horn- 18

2018 record 

TAMU - 9-4

Horn - 9-5 

Current S&P, FPI, Sagarin, and every other ranking

TAMU >> horn

1980 to 2018 

TAMU - 16 wins over libhorns

Libhorns -16 wins over their betters

This is the future, accept it.

LOL, love how you idiots like to pick 1980 as the new start date of an 100+ year old rivalry. 

If you want to start in 1980, then you also need to get rid of your 3 totally super legitimate national championships before WWII and all that gay AF 12th man shit, male cheerleaders, jizz jars, etc... 

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16 minutes ago, Runs with booze said:

Current SOS Ranking

TAMU - 4

Horn- 18

2018 record 

TAMU - 9-4

Horn - 9-5 

Current S&P, FPI, Sagarin, and every other ranking

TAMU >> horn

1980 to 2018 

TAMU - 16 wins over libhorns

Libhorns -16 wins over their betters

This is the future, accept it.

 

IDMAS. 76-37-5 says it all. 'Course, being a dumbass aggy you don't want to admit that. Oh, nearly forgot, 27-25 bitch.

Current SOS Ranking
TAMU - 4
Horn- 18
2018 record 
TAMU - 9-4
Horn - 9-5 
Current S&P, FPI, Sagarin, and every other ranking
TAMU >> horn
1980 to 2018 
TAMU - 16 wins over libhorns
Libhorns -16 wins over their betters
This is the future, accept it.

Oh you’ll last around here.
27 minutes ago, Runs with booze said:

This is the future

Actually everything you typed is the past. 

Edited by Hank Chinaski

24 minutes ago, Runs with booze said:

Current SOS Ranking

TAMU - 4

Horn- 18

2018 record 

TAMU - 9-4

Horn - 9-5 

Current S&P, FPI, Sagarin, and every other ranking

TAMU >> horn

1980 to 2018 

TAMU - 16 wins over libhorns

Libhorns -16 wins over their betters

This is the future, accept it.

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LT rating system says aggys are just loud mouth blowhards who have not won shit since 1939.  

Isn't aggy conference winning % something around 53% whether it's SWC, B12 or sec?  The future is 53% whether they're sucking longhorn, elephant, gooner or tiger cocks, but they'll still hype the four DII wins they get each year.

56 minutes ago, Runs with booze said:

Current SOS Ranking

TAMU - 4

Horn- 18

2018 record 

TAMU - 9-4

Horn - 9-5 

Current S&P, FPI, Sagarin, and every other ranking

TAMU >> horn

1980 to 2018 

TAMU - 16 wins over libhorns

Libhorns -16 wins over their betters

This is the future, accept it.

Did you guys ever get that ROI from the trans a&m?  

How can anyone have a SOS of 4 with Northwestern St on the schedule? That alone cancels out playing - and losing - to #1 and #2.

 

 

SlowNeal’s commitment video of him stealing a car is still priceless and at the top of his twitter page.

"Get on the bus now. Just a few seats left. Hate us? Like us? We simply can care less. We're about to wake up the CFB world."
 
Lol. Idiots.

Wait now I’m confused, does that mean the CFB world is the sleeping giant?
1 hour ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

LOL, love how you idiots like to pick 1980 as the new start date of an 100+ year old rivalry. 

If you want to start in 1980, then you also need to get rid of your 3 totally super legitimate national championships before WWII and all that gay AF 12th man shit, male cheerleaders, jizz jars, etc... 

They'd actually come out ahead of where they currently are in that scenario.

1 hour ago, Runs with booze said:

Current SOS Ranking

TAMU - 4

Horn- 18

2018 record 

TAMU - 9-4

Horn - 9-5 

Current S&P, FPI, Sagarin, and every other ranking

TAMU >> horn

1980 to 2018 

TAMU - 16 wins over libhorns

Libhorns -16 wins over their betters

This is the future, accept it.

Hey aggy, those crosses aren't going to burn themselves. 

2 hours ago, Runs with booze said:

Current SOS Ranking

TAMU - 4

Horn- 18

2018 record 

TAMU - 9-4

Horn - 9-5 

Current S&P, FPI, Sagarin, and every other ranking

TAMU >> horn

1980 to 2018 

TAMU - 16 wins over libhorns

Libhorns -16 wins over their betters

This is the future, accept it.

aggy wins for times on probation since 1980.  aggy has proven it HAS to cheat to win.

https://247sports.com/college/nebraska/Board/142/Contents/NCAA-Probation-Who-has-been-on-it-most-10728382/

Another top list aggy on that Texas didn't even make honorable mention.  Take your sheep fucking ass back to the faggy land bitch.

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2 hours ago, Runs with booze said:

This is the future, accept it.

I have heard this basically my entire life and I am over 40. A&M is dominant now. UT is in the past. Blah blah. Here are some cherry picked stats that leave out huge amounts of data that are not even that dominant or impressive. Whenever you guys want to start dominating College Football go right ahead, God knows we are tired of listening to you talk about dominating. One would think after 35+ years of domination you would have something to show for it by now.

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I have heard this basically my entire life and I am over 40. A&M is dominant now. UT is in the past. Blah blah. Here are some cherry picked stats that leave out huge amounts of data that are not even that dominant or impressive. Whenever you guys want to start dominating College Football go right ahead, God knows we are tired of listening to you talk about dominating. One would think after 35+ years of domination you would have something to show for it by now.
They do have something to show for it, a chancre.

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I'm guess my t-shirt review about how Bama should be on top of the food chain because aggy doesn't mind being the bottom didn't get approved. I has a sad. 

That level of delusion is honestly par for the course for TexAgs. Nobody celebrates mediocrity more than that board.

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28 minutes ago, Machinator said:
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Side tract huh?

He didn't go there to play school, man.

Side tract huh?
No comment about "we simply can care less"?

I mean it's spot on and wrong all at once. Yes aggy "can care less", but thats only in theory. Aggy will never stop desperately seeking validation and relevance.
On 12/29/2018 at 10:38 AM, MrPhlegm said:

Uh, is it...







muledick?

Muledick would be too big for Aggy, must be mouse dick...

No comment about "we simply can care less"?

I mean it's spot on and wrong all at once. Yes aggy "can care less", but thats only in theory. Aggy will never stop desperately seeking validation and relevance.
Touche salesman.
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I’m not a builder, but don’t you fill in the foundation before pouring concrete?
14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Sorry if this was posted. Came from @SurlyBDR in the Facebook thread. Felt it belonged here, too.

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They're crowing about beating a team that was 9-3 and not even ranked? Okay, then. 

Sic'em Dawgs? Is this some kind of Baylor/A&M/Georgia fan?

9 hours ago, Runs with booze said:

Current SOS Ranking

TAMU - 4

Horn- 18

2018 record 

TAMU - 9-4

Horn - 10-4

Current S&P, FPI, Sagarin, and every other ranking

TAMU >> horn

1980 to 2018 

TAMU - 16 wins over libhorns

Libhorns -16 wins over their betters

This is the future, accept it.

Life comes at you fast 

Aggies probably need to be put in protective custody so they don't harm themselves tonight.

19 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Life comes at you fast 

Haha I missed he already counted Georgia as a loss. Well sometimes those theoretical games don't turn out like you think.

Aggy Bitches gonna get shit talked all year.

Everyone has stupid thoughts. The difference is aggy is not self-aware enough to consider not expressing them publicly. 
You cannot make this up: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3012400


Maybe teams should focus on playing real ooc schedules then?
6 hours ago, Machinator said:

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so it's not wait'll next year anymore it's wait 2 or 3 years.

Saw an appearance by Dolemite.  What happened to 13-0 Branding Iron.  That guy was my favorite fantasy writer. 

I see converting from a fake army meat-judging academy into a "cosmopolitan" coed university hasn't changed those dullards a bit. The SEC deserves them, and vice versa..    

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