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3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Ha, bravo to Stewart for being willing to address it and provide the origin reason. He’s another rock star who has hit on my wife, in front of me and 8,000 other people, while he was in his 70’s. That dude is still chasing pussy.Ā 

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3 hours ago, BlackCat said:

I’m 40 and I still wonder how much damage the Wild West of the internet did to my brain.

Faces of death

pain olympics

serbian hammer (maybe Russian hammer)

that horse lady

heck even 2 girls 1 cup

I watched hours of surgeries and trauma videos, mostly to just see what docs and medics see. Couldn’t have been good.Ā 

don’t forget tubgirl

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41 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ha, bravo to Stewart for being willing to address it and provide the origin reason. He’s another rock star who has hit on my wife, in front of me and 8,000 other people, while he was in his 70’s. That dude is still chasing pussy.Ā 

The drummer for 38 special told my mom she had the nicest legs in the neighborhood

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52 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

The drummer for 38 special told my mom she had the nicest legs in the neighborhood

Rodney Dangerfield accused my dad of playing with his balls during a show.

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33 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

My wife dated Don Henley, was with him when he got up and sang Don Henley Must Die with Mojo Nixon at the Hole in the Wall.

Well thanks for sharing The Heart of the Matter.

CHIEF

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52 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

My wife dated Don Henley, was with him when he got up and sang Don Henley Must Die with Mojo Nixon at the Hole in the Wall.

Got any dirty laundry on him?

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1 hour ago, mwaadeeb said:

My wife dated Don Henley, was with him when he got up and sang Don Henley Must Die with Mojo Nixon at the Hole in the Wall.

Take it easy on her. All she wanted to do was danceĀ 

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1 hour ago, mwaadeeb said:

My wife dated Don Henley, was with him when he got up and sang Don Henley Must Die with Mojo Nixon at the Hole in the Wall.

Let me guess: it was a summer fling, but your love for her was still strong after he was gone?

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6 hours ago, BlackCat said:

I’m 40 and I still wonder how much damage the Wild West of the internet did to my brain.

Faces of death

pain olympics

serbian hammer (maybe Russian hammer)

that horse lady

heck even 2 girls 1 cup

I watched hours of surgeries and trauma videos, mostly to just see what docs and medics see. Couldn’t have been good.Ā 

Sasha Grey's stuff didn't make the list?Ā  Lulz.

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3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I don’t typically have nightmares. Ā But I’d say over the last 15 years. This was the worst.Ā 
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Too fuckin soon, dickhead

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14 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Sasha Grey's stuff didn't make the list?Ā  Lulz.

sasha grey? Ā look, bud, we’re not talking about garden variety porn here. Ā we’re talking about the disgusting dark corners of the internet that pushed the limits of legality.Ā 

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Rodney Dangerfield accused my dad of playing with his balls during a show.

Why was your dad playing with Rodney dangerfield’s balls during a show? Ā Didn’t he know how rude that is?

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25 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why was your dad playing with Rodney dangerfield’s balls during a show? Ā Didn’t he know how rude that is?

"No respect. No respect at all!"Ā  Lulz.

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14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

That’s Sebastian Bach and skid rowĀ 

Well, the heart of the matter is, Henley wrote a song with that title, too. Take it easy, dude.Ā 

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Holy fuck…. We are bored…. It’s obvious…..

Can’t wait till the season starts….

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bouncing boobs GIF

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Boobs makes the pain of this insanity go away
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2 hours ago, Rholl said:

I’m still trying to figure out if Don Henley is a possible 2026 recruit….

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Didn't offer. He didn't watch any horror movies as a child.Ā 

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11 hours ago, mwaadeeb said:

My wife dated Don Henley, was with him when he got up and sang Don Henley Must Die with Mojo Nixon at the Hole in the Wall.

I saw Lucinda Williams at THITW in 1992, and she had Marcia Ball come up and sing Like a Rolling Stone….but I dated neither of them.Ā 

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Recruiting: The latest -Ā GerryĀ 

No major changes on the recruiting front in regard to the two remaining targets with decisions on deck.Ā 

Davon Benjamin …

OTF continues to believe Oregon is the leader (as of Thursday evening) ahead of Saturday’s announcement. Michigan and Texas are fighting, and the Longhorns are completely all in with the attempt.

Washington and North Carolina round out the final five.Ā 

Jake Kreul …

OTF continues to hear more Texas chatter, as do people at IMG Academy. Oklahoma and Ole Miss round out the final three.Ā 

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15 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Ha, bravo to Stewart for being willing to address it and provide the origin reason. He’s another rock star who has hit on my wife, in front of me and 8,000 other people, while he was in his 70’s. That dude is still chasing pussy.Ā 

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15 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

The drummer for 38 special told my mom she had the nicest legs in the neighborhood

Ā 

14 hours ago, Red Five said:

Rodney Dangerfield accused my dad of playing with his balls during a show.

Ā 

13 hours ago, mwaadeeb said:

My wife dated Don Henley, was with him when he got up and sang Don Henley Must Die with Mojo Nixon at the Hole in the Wall.

Willie invited my wife to "eat enchiladas" with him in his tour bus.

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9 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Holy fuck…. We are bored…. It’s obvious…..

Can’t wait till the season starts….

Ā 

bouncing boobs GIF

I wonder what she looks like now?

If she kept jiggling and going bra-less it might not be pretty.

But I’m willing to find out.

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16 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

The drummer for 38 special told my mom she had the nicest legs in the neighborhood

Today I learned that a Surly poster’s mom was the inspiration for ā€œHold on Loosely.ā€

For those complaining about this thread, just keep in mind that it gets the weirdest around here right before great news comes. Example: in the last month we revisited Ā kolache nomenclature and got a civic lesson about extraterritorial jurisdiction and annexation right before Sark punched Kirby’s ballsack followed by Flipmas in July. So, as we wait to find out if we’ll enjoy a Kreul Summer, enjoy the show because if it’s too hot to handle then get up and go.Ā 

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Iā€˜ll be happy with Kreul but I’m really hoping Sark shows us the Benjamin tomorrow. Appears to be a game changer simply viewing his tape, and that’s without the intel claiming he’s a clairvoyant.

Let’s get both.Ā 

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17 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Ha, bravo to Stewart for being willing to address it and provide the origin reason. He’s another rock star who has hit on my wife, in front of me and 8,000 other people, while he was in his 70’s. That dude is still chasing pussy.Ā 

Man, I heard that story in the 70s. Not sure how an urban legend like that spread so far in the pre-internet era.Ā 

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21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Man, I heard that story in the 70s. Not sure how an urban legend like that spread so far in the pre-internet era.Ā 

In other iterations it was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. And yes, like Pete I don’t know how shit spread like it did way back when. I remember everyone talking about how Jim Nabors and Rock Hudson were ā€œmarriedā€ in the 70’s.. and this was being discussed in my 8th grade Spanish class in nowhere’sville Texas.Ā 

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1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Iā€˜ll be happy with Kreul but I’m really hoping Sark shows us the Benjamin tomorrow. Appears to be a game changer simply viewing his tape, and that’s without the intel claiming he’s a clairvoyant.

Let’s get both.Ā 

+pos rep for trying to talk recruiting. Valiant effort. Maybe one day….

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19 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

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2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Man, I heard that story in the 70s. Not sure how an urban legend like that spread so far in the pre-internet era.Ā 

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1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

In other iterations it was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. And yes, like Pete I don’t know how shit spread like it did way back when. I remember everyone talking about how Jim Nabors and Rock Hudson were ā€œmarriedā€ in the 70’s.. and this was being discussed in my 8th grade Spanish class in nowhere’sville Texas.Ā 

There’s a stomach pump story for every generation. In the 90s/2000s it was about Lil Kim.

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