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Yeah, he basically took the two they were banking on the hardest II & IV, and eviscerated them in less than a page each.  My favorite was V where Smith states to their insisting on the Speedy Trial Act:  "The Defendants cite no case for their proposition, which is unsurprising because again, they have it backward."  

This is what happens when your attorneys, Trump, are not versed in federal or even civil procedure but rather construction and real estate law.  You have that constitutional right and the ensuing case law totally upside down.  But as with most legal and political topics with you, once you're dug in 180 degrees backwards (like with tariffs or ingesting bleach), questioning you on it only makes you dig in deeper.  

And as for Kushner appearing before the Grand Jury...Mr. Trump.  Not only has he done anal with your daughter, but like the Joker...I know a squealer when I see one.  Can we photoshop Jared's face onto the dude on the TV?:

 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

"I'd like to delay this trial for a couple of years please, on the grounds that I might be elected President in November of 2024 and I can then pardon myself." 

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13 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I like everyone else standing cautiously behind their carts as he hits. 

Also they shouldn't be driving the carts that close to the greens. 

 

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No one is making you run for president and no one made you commit a bunch of felonies. 

Imagine trying this. "Sorry, I've got something really big coming up. Delay this trial indefinitely."

"When is this big thing?"

"About a year and a half from now. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a tee time."

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5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

No one is making you run for president and no one made you commit a bunch of felonies. 

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Like, it's a choice. He wants to run for president. It's something he's choosing to do, because he wants to. It would be like "I've got the NYC marathon coming up in a year and a half, so you'll need to delay this trial indefinitely while I train for that. Now I'm going to play golf."

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4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Like, it's a choice. He wants to run for president. It's something he's choosing to do, because he wants to. It would be like "I've got the NYC marathon coming up in a year and a half, so you'll need to delay this trial indefinitely while I train for that. Now I'm going to play golf."

... which he's only choosing to do because it would help him get away with everything.

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

maybe he should send her some flowers and a box of chocolates ?

 

Is he now using RA Gabriele as representation?

eta: guess not as that guy died 10 years ago. Wonder if his clients sent flowers. 

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On 7/14/2023 at 9:26 AM, Red Five said:

No one is making you run for president and no one made you commit a bunch of felonies. 

Imagine trying this. "Sorry, I've got something really big coming up. Delay this trial indefinitely."

"When is this big thing?"

"About a year and a half from now. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a tee time."

He’s partners with Dr Beeper, I knew it!

 

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That awkward moment when you finally stop screaming "Politically charged liberal D.A. who is soft on real criminals and should be removed from office" just long enough to hear a very right-leaning court say, "D.A. Willis, soft?  Sir, she had a date to fuck you in November...now she gonna fuck you up in September, too.  Woooooo!"

-Jesus Christ...

"Ju said it man!" 

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3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is anyone keeping track? how many court losses is this now, post-presidency? like 1-72 or some shit, right?


hold my beer and watch this …..

 

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28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


hold my beer and watch this …..

 

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I hope she learned from the last trick she tried to pull that didn’t go well and had her hand slapped. 

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6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

That awkward moment when you finally stop screaming "Politically charged liberal D.A. who is soft on real criminals and should be removed from office" just long enough to hear a very right-leaning court say, "D.A. Willis, soft?  Sir, she had a date to fuck you in November...now she gonna fuck you up in September, too.  Woooooo!"

-Jesus Christ...

"Ju said it man!" 

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1 hour ago, locodos said:

I wonder what else he looted from the White House

He took something from the US Embassy in Paris, IIRC.  Took a lot of stuff on his way out of the White House.  

Brings to mind the Putin/Super Bowl ring story . . .



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