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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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@BeardIP Against my better judgment (because I don't like supporting a website owned by a guy who literally promotes neo-Nazi accounts), I clicked on your Twitter source to see what it was all about. Seeing that Twitter recommends these shitheads when you go to it, you should conduct a thorough social media cleansing. Also, you should be deeply ashamed.

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Editing because I hadn't read the whole thread: If that's the shit your chat group friends are shoveling, dump them and get better friends.

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2 hours ago, immamac said:

Was it not obvious that my post was meant to infer that it was a terrible take? 

Imply

1 hour ago, BeardIP said:

Hey there here I am. Sorry for all the confusion and/or consternation around this. I had literally just had it shared in a group text I am in and didn’t see any discussion of it here (good, bad or indifferent) so that was the initial reason for offering it up for discussion. I tried to keep an objective open mind, hence using the word “seemingly”, and it appears it was doctored and fake, etc.

So, sorry for posting it.

Pull your pants back up. 

Just now, Brisketexan said:


Irregardless.

 

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Look for all the people concerned about age, which is an issue for both to be clear, look at it this way. If they die in office, whose administration do you think will be better equipped to handle that? Biden’s administration is filled with professionals that know what they are doing. Who will be in Trump’s after he ran off all the adults in the first term? Pretty easy when you look at it like that.

1 hour ago, BeardIP said:

I had literally just had it shared in a group text I am in

 

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

I bet it's a real who's who of intellectual titans.

 

When an aggy can say this to you and we all nod in agreement rather that pointing out the irony, man, do you need a new screen name.  This one is fucking cooked.

9 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

Brother, you have lost the plot. You are wrong, and even more than that, this is hardly the time or place. If you have a problem with someone’s opinion theological beliefs, that’s on you. IMHO. In any case this is the last I address you on this thread, so as to not further derail.

Awe shucks guys. 

Brother, you have lost the plot. You are wrong, and even more than that, this is hardly the time or place. If you have a problem with someone’s opinion theological beliefs, that’s on you. IMHO. In any case this is the last I address you on this thread, so as to not further derail.

Fuck you.
On one hand, you righteously proclaim the inerrancy of the Bible (we’re in “spiritual warfare,” remember?)
On the other hand, you promulgate plain and obvious lies, on purpose, to further an agenda.
Put those two things together, and you are the literal definition of an “antichrist.” I didn’t give you that label. You earned it yourself.
I will call out your hypocrisy at all times, everywhere, because what you are doing - again, while you shout from the mountaintops about what a “Christian” you are - is the bullseye definition of evil.
See you in hell.

Chanting “Trump”…in a church…in front of a cross.



@BeardIP , your text chat group is calling.

Couldn’t make my point about antichrists any better.
8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Fuck you.
On one hand, you righteously proclaim the inerrancy of the Bible (we’re in “spiritual warfare,” remember?)
On the other hand, you promulgate plain and obvious lies, on purpose, to further an agenda.
Put those two things together, and you are the literal definition of an “antichrist.” I didn’t give you that label. You earned it yourself.
I will call out your hypocrisy at all times, everywhere, because what you are doing - again, while you shout from the mountaintops about what a “Christian” you are - is the bullseye definition of evil.
See you in hell.

you forgot the HYAH!

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3 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

Seriously, I’m sorry guys. Didn’t mean to upset anyone and wasn’t intentionally trying to sow seeds of Russian propaganda. I’ll take time off.

I like how you not even expressly admit that the video as described was obvious bullshit. 

11 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

Seriously, I’m sorry guys. Didn’t mean to upset anyone and wasn’t intentionally trying to sow seeds of Russian propaganda. I’ll take time off.

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4 hours ago, LCHorn said:
7 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

I want to believe this, but the fact that so many GOP politicians are enthusiastically falling in behind Trump makes me think they believe Trump will win. 

 

I mean, that's been the status quo since he won the nomination in 2016.  

And, once he proved he could win an election and had a base, which the GOP severely lacked, that's all that needed to happen to catalyze the cult.

54 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

I was not expecting that from someone that uses the title "Pastor."

Seriously, I’m sorry guys. Didn’t mean to upset anyone and wasn’t intentionally trying to sow seeds of Russian propaganda. I’ll take time off.

Yeah…nobody believes you.

Chrispy, like Elon, continue to post propaganda to normalize it. It’s on purpose. 

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27 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Chrispy, like Elon, like continue to post propaganda to normalize it. It’s on purpose. 

@BeardIP would you refute this?  I'm trying to give you a chance man.  

2 hours ago, BeardIP said:

Seriously, I’m sorry guys. Didn’t mean to upset anyone and wasn’t intentionally trying to sow seeds of Russian propaganda. I’ll take time off.

Awe shucks, guys. 

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I was not expecting that from someone that uses the title "Pastor."

I never thought I would miss good old fire and brimstone evangelicals, but here we are. 
I like to think that’s what WA Criswell would have done if he was alive today. It’s not, but I like to think that. 

22 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Ana and TxTow in the same place.

It's ok. I don't think that I've seen Bozo and consistent commitment to the principles of the rules based international order in the same thread at the same time. 

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It's ok. I don't think that I've seen Bozo and consistent commitment to the principles of the rules based international order in the same thread at the same time. 

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6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It's ok. I don't think that I've seen Bozo and consistent commitment to the principles of the rules based international order in the same thread at the same time. 

 

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2 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

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It’s ok. I am pretty certain bozo understands. 

21 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It's ok. I don't think that I've seen Bozo and consistent commitment to the principles of the rules based international order in the same thread at the same time. 

God bless America.

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

He also puts beans in his gumbo.

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3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

It's ok. I don't think that I've seen Bozo and consistent commitment to the principles of the rules based international order in the same thread at the same time. 

 

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5 hours ago, immamac said:

I went to the movies with my children to see inside out 2 and this shit got crazy. 

 

53 minutes ago, immamac said:

Seems like old Joe is cooked. 

Biden only getting 56% of black vote- NYT 

8 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

West isn’t even on the ballot in Michigan. Apparently it’s too hard to correctly poll who is actually on the ballot or not 

17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

West isn’t even on the ballot in Michigan. Apparently it’s too hard to correctly poll who is actually on the ballot or not 

Let's not confuse facts with the narrative the media wants to tell.  Trump is winning bigly and Joe Biden is going to lose because nobody wants to vote for him (young people, black people, Muslims, etc...).  

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44 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Let's not confuse facts with the narrative the media wants to tell.  Trump is winning bigly and Joe Biden is going to lose because nobody wants to vote for him (young people, black people, Muslims, etc...).  

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Something im noticing the last few days for radical republican talking points is either trunp has a 66% chance to win or he’s favored to win and in both cases I have no idea what the fuck they are referencing.

16 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Chrispy, like Elon, like continue to post propaganda to normalize it. It’s on purpose. 

Beard is not Chrispy, I’m assuming it’s Donkey. He’s a good guy, though. 

38 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Something im noticing the last few days for radical republican talking points is either trunp has a 66% chance to win or he’s favored to win and in both cases I have no idea what the fuck they are referencing.

That's called getting emotional about stock.

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41 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Something im noticing the last few days for radical republican talking points is either trunp has a 66% chance to win or he’s favored to win and in both cases I have no idea what the fuck they are referencing.

And using it as preemptive proof that a Biden win would mean fraud.  Like 2016 didn’t exist. 

11 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

African American voters are hopefully going to save America again. 

I’m thinking if we can pull about 3% of the black vote we may have a shot here, never would’ve thought that a year ago. 

Local cafe/general store I frequent had this on display… 

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pretty sure the Trump bar was full of nuts, should’ve bought a Biden bar as I’m sure it tasted like winning. 

22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

@BeardIP , come the fuck back here and take your beating, or get fucking negged to oblivion, you lying piece of shit. That video was INSTANTLY seen for what it was: Biden interacting with the people to the right.
Your post is a lie, you promulgate lies, you are a lying piece of shit. Fuck you.

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15 minutes ago, Poester said:

I’m thinking if we can pull about 3% of the black vote we may have a shot here, never would’ve thought that a year ago. 

Hey dumb fuck, Trump won 12% of it in 2020. And you’re wishing for 3%? 

God, it boggles the mind how fucking dumb and ignorant you Trump supporters are

18 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hey dumb fuck, Trump won 12% of it in 2020. And you’re wishing for 3%? 

God, it boggles the mind how fucking dumb and ignorant you Trump supporters are

More than 2020 was the point. We got a shot here. 

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