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7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Howard is not a public school Indiana boy

Yeah, it is an HBCU that has traditionally received well-deserved federal assistance.  But it's 100% private.  I'll give him a pass on this one for trying to make a point.  Even Vance, weirdo that he is, carved his way through a non-deal upbringing, served, and went to public university, and reached for what was above his class level.  He's been an asshole ever since, but he started out somewhat middle-American.  Walz and Harris are beaming lights of the American Dream.  

Donald Trump is rapidly approaching a net worth which would be easily surpassed had he not just invested his inheritance in index funds, but we're at the point now of a well-structured bond/fixed-income portfolio.  He was not only given every single advantage in life to fuck up, he's managing to drag down hundreds of inner circle-folks and tens of thousands of employees down with him.  His 3 Presidential runs will be studied as the most complicated credit workout solution in the history of business.  We will honestly be unpacking this for decades.  

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It wasn't called Minnesota State back then though, think of SWT and Texas State or Western College ---> UTEP.  

That's a great montage of Walz helping his daughter setup an old-school vinyl setup.  I bet one year's tuition Trump has no idea where Barron Trump lives while attending BYU, not will he ever visit the place.  

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5 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Barron is going to BYU? How long before he gets kicked out for paying hush money to a soaking star

I think he meant NYU, but you never know with ygifs. I'll laugh my ass  off if that fucker goes to BYU. 

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6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Barron is going to BYU? How long before he gets kicked out for paying hush money to a soaking star

I'd like to see a diagram showing the differences between Baylor and BYU undergrads and allowable sexual behavior (buttseks for the Baptists, unknown for the magic underwear crowd).  Asking for a friend.  Where is Jim McMahon when you need him?

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd like to see a diagram showing the differences between Baylor and BYU undergrads and allowable sexual behavior (buttseks for the Baptists, unknown for the magic underwear crowd).  Asking for a friend.  Where is Jim McMahon when you need him?

All Donnie needs to do is call in another favor from Mitt, and he'll come running right over and jump in his lap. And then Donnie will shit on him again. 

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And so it begins….
 
 

Fine, fuckers.
1) Beat their asses so badly that they just look stupid for whining.
2) Let them commit actual crimes to fuck with the election, then arrest them and bury them under the prison.
It’s time to clean this shit up.
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13 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Barron is going to BYU? How long before he gets kicked out for paying hush money to a soaking star

B and N are close together on a keyboard, you'll get over it.  But first...I will need to see pics of this Mormon Soaking Star.  She seems nice.  

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

B and N are close together on a keyboard, you'll get over it.  But first...I will need to see pics of this Mormon Soaking Star.  She seems nice.  

Man I would have believed you if you'd said BYU. I would have been shocked and curious.

Here's the star

Spoiler

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On 8/5/2024 at 9:01 AM, aggie08 said:

Oh, it's not bait. Dude's a sociopath.

You have to have the most flaccid micropeen on the planet

Again go get on your knees so the surly sheep can blow the aggy sheep

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This is your stupid cock-smoking obedience worshiping shit IRL
 

 

Somehow you DEI cocksmokes have decided that a Veep of an old white guy who pulls nazi ideas is democracy.

CLOWNS
 

 

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2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

This is your stupid cock-smoking obedience worshiping shit IRL
 

 

Somehow you DEI cocksmokes have decided that a Veep of an old white guy who pulls nazi ideas is democracy.

CLOWNS
 

 

 

 

Things I wonder—

 

If you think Biden has nazi ideas, you must surely then believe trunp has even harder nazi ideas—right? 

How do you cheer for Black athletes at UT? Do you use the n-word? I’m going to guess that’s a yes.

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Just now, Pancho said:

 

 

Things I wonder—

 

If you think Biden has nazi ideas, you must surely then believe trunp has even harder nazi ideas—right? 

How do you cheer for Black athletes at UT? Do you use the n-word? I’m going to guess that’s a yes.

Not Biden..... The stupid cock smoking presidential candidate picked a VP who is an old white man who has nazi turn in your neighbor goals.

Pay attention.

BTW I like Pancho the rest of you clowns.... NOT SO MUCH

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Disagree about speaker cables, will not vote.

Probably good “sensible” quality for Uncle Tim. 16g Rocketfish copper from the Local Best Buy.
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6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

This is your stupid cock-smoking obedience worshiping shit IRL
 

 

Somehow you DEI cocksmokes have decided that a Veep of an old white guy who pulls nazi ideas is democracy.

CLOWNS
 

 

Really glad you informed us all yesterday that Biden and Harris were single-handedly responsible for the global economy.  I needed to know who to thank for saving it today…

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Later y'all the S&P 500 will hit 6,000 in October which will prop up your princess DEI dumbshit

From there have fun with GFC 2.0 you earned it I am out.

Neg rep away and bookmark this thread.

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Really glad you informed us all yesterday that Biden and Harris were single-handedly responsible for the global economy.  I needed to know who to thank for saving it today…

Holy fuck bro you will see all time highs in mid October

Then BOHICA but until then learn to trade options.

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Just now, Pimphand said:

Later y'all the S&P 500 will hit 6,000 in October which will prop up your princess DEI dumbshit

From there have fun with GFC 2.0 you earned it I am out.

Neg rep away and bookmark this thread.

My guy, there is a solar storm coming for you. Back to the basement you go. 

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10 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You have to have the most flaccid micropeen on the planet

Again go get on your knees so the surly sheep can blow the aggy sheep

It's always this:

On 8/5/2024 at 5:36 AM, Chuckie Finster said:


“Everything bad that happens anywhere on the planet is the direct result of the local political party I oppose.”

ALSO

“Y’all need to stop being so gullible.”

Why are the ones so desperate to call others sheep so fucking dumb fuck gullible and shittily sourced?

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2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Later y'all the S&P 500 will hit 6,000 in October which will prop up your princess DEI dumbshit

From there have fun with GFC 2.0 you earned it I am out.

Neg rep away and bookmark this thread.

Holy fuck bro you will see all time highs in mid October

Then BOHICA but until then learn to trade options.

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15 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

This is your stupid cock-smoking obedience worshiping shit IRL
 

 

Somehow you DEI cocksmokes have decided that a Veep of an old white guy who pulls nazi ideas is democracy.

CLOWNS
 

 

You clearly don’t have the first clue what a nazi idea even is. 

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Spoiler

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Published October 28, 1998
 
 

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Pimphand

Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man’s man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn’t seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don’t recall the phrase, “Suck my cock” entering the conversation, and I don’t have a sign around my neck that reads, “Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock.”

I’ve got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I’ve got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he’s sucking my cock!

What is it with these homos? Can’t they control their sexual urges? Aren’t there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who’ve come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I’m afraid he’s going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I’ve even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven’t actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can’t seem to stop thinking about.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I’m just angry and sickened. But believe me, that’s enough. I don’t know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don’t want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

 

I’ve tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn’t work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

 

I swear, if these homosexuals don’t take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I’m going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can’t get much more direct than that.

 

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