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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The C is either a liar about the grade, their undecided status, or is a policy honk. Guessing it’s 2 since watching that moved them to team Trump. 

Yeah definitely a plant.

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Whaaaat happened at 6am?  Did they have to give money back?

10 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

Whaaaat happened at 6am?  Did they have to give money back?

I would guess they audit the contributions and have to return ones that aren't proper, like folks that have gone over the limit. 

Or we could retire the idea that Trump is immune from everything he says. But ok, that's a start I guess

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Can you fuckers please stop posting close ups of that fat, old, disgusting piece of shit? 

So, not only did Trump call into Fox to complain about how unfair everything is, when they hung up on him, he turned to Newsmax:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

And one dumb white lady who “still isn’t voting” which means Trump 

7 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The C is either a liar about the grade, their undecided status, or is a policy honk. Guessing it’s 2 since watching that moved them to team Trump. 

 

7 hours ago, The Dog said:

Yeah definitely a plant.

 

27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

And one dumb white lady who “still isn’t voting” which means Trump 

 

 

Here is the video....

 

Who would have guessed a guy in real estate gave her the C...

 

Dude reasoning is beyond stupid.

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No one is still undecided after the last eight years.  They're lying.  The only real question is enthusiasm.  How many of the trump olds have died since 2016?  How many new voters are there?  How do we get as many as possible of the non-cult member 60-70% of the country to show up, and convince the cult members to stay home?

17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Dude reasoning is beyond stupid.

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12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Looking good, imo.

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It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets convicted again.

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So only 90% of all football coaches are going to vote for Trump now, instead of 98%?

Emerson: New Mexico 52-42 Harris (about the same as Biden's 10.8 margin in 2020) with the Dem senate candidate up 12 and all 3 House districts up big (NM-01 Dem +13, NM-02 Dem +9, NM-03 Dem +12)

Actually good news downballot, as NM-02 was one of the closest House races in 2022 (Dem won by 0.7 / 1,300 votes)
 

Holy shit he looks old. Is he letting his hair go to white? No spackling? 

 

Low energy for sure. SAD!

40 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

No one is still undecided after the last eight years.  They're lying.  The only real question is enthusiasm.  

They were mostly undecided on Kamala, seeing as she's been in this race for 30 fucking days. 

If she's going to grab 6 out of 8 voters that aren't sure about her, this race is over.  And really, it's more like 6 out of 7 (that one guy was always going to vote for Trump) with 1 staying home (allegedly) is a huge win. 

These are voters from Allentown, which is in Lehigh County, which Biden won 53 to 46.  This is the same area where Harris has to run up the score to win PA at a safer clip than Biden - Lehigh, Lackawanna, Monroe, Northampton and Bucks.  As long as she gets Biden-level margins (or better) in Montgomery, Chester, Delaware, Philadelphia and Allegheny, she's golden in PA.  

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

They were mostly undecided on Kamala, seeing as she's been in this race for 30 fucking days. 

If she's going to grab 6 out of 8 voters that aren't sure about her, this race is over.  And really, it's more like 6 out of 7 (that one guy was always going to vote for Trump) with 1 staying home (allegedly) is a huge win. 

These are voters from Allentown, which is in Lehigh County, which Biden won 53 to 46.  This is the same area where Harris has to run up the score to win PA at a safer clip than Biden - Lehigh, Lackawanna, Monroe, Northampton and Bucks.  As long as she gets Biden-level margins (or better) in Montgomery, Chester, Delaware, Philadelphia and Allegheny, she's golden in PA.  

Dude you need to chill with the optimism.

How crazy would it be that two things turnip and radical republicans did during this convention would end up costing them bigly—

- making fun of Gus

- saying assistant coaches aren’t real coaches

 

 

Jesus.

 

LFG!

8 hours ago, NAVY said:

Is anyone else joining the Extremely Attractive Middle Aged Hot People for Kamala Zoom on Monday?
 

I can forward the link   

I have to settle for the Incels for Kama

 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, not only did Trump call into Fox to complain about how unfair everything is, when they hung up on him, he turned to Newsmax:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Dude you need to chill with the optimism.

Gotta get it all out before Brisket comes back from vacation and beats us back into fear and despair 

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 

 

 

Here is the video....

 

Who would have guessed a guy in real estate gave her the C...

 

Dude reasoning is beyond stupid.

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22 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

So only 90% of all football coaches are going to vote for Trump now, instead of 98%?

I don’t know man, most football coaches are white guys in small rural towns and maga as fuck. He could call them cocksucking whistle jockeys, rape their wives on the 50 yard line, and they’d still weep for joy in support of their Cheeto god.

Per MSNBC
 

Dem insiders saying their internal polling isn’t “as rosy” as the general polling in the swing states and they hope this convention will help with some separation

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Per MSNBC
 

Dem insiders saying their internal polling isn’t “as rosy” as the general polling in the swing states and they hope this convention will help with some separation

 

Good.  Overconfidence is something this campaign does not need.

 

 

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Per MSNBC
 

Dem insiders saying their internal polling isn’t “as rosy” as the general polling in the swing states and they hope this convention will help with some separation

Dem insiders throwing cold water the day after Harris knocked it out of the park with her speech? Why I never 

7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Good.  Overconfidence is something this campaign does not need.

 

 

Didn't you hear Tim Walz's speech on Wednesday night? He's going to be reminding everyone in the campaign to play to the whistle/buzzer. Plus Minnesota sports fans have a long memory of seeing what happens when you take the foot off the gas too soon.

19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Per MSNBC
 

Dem insiders saying their internal polling isn’t “as rosy” as the general polling in the swing states and they hope this convention will help with some separation

Not exactly news, swing states are swing for a reason, lots of maga fucks to overcome. Coming from MSNBC it’s clearly to avoid the perceived blowout complacency problem from 2016 (among other things).

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Not exactly news, swing states are swing for a reason, lots of maga fucks to overcome. Coming from MSNBC it’s clearly to avoid the perceived blowout complacency problem from 2016 (among other things).

 

And I’m good with that. We need to Sark this bitch

28 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I don’t know man, most football coaches are white guys in small rural towns and maga as fuck. He could call them cocksucking whistle jockeys, rape their wives on the 50 yard line, and they’d still weep for joy in support of their Cheeto god.

I think that was his point.

public school corches become public school corches most of the time because they couldn't hack it as cops (which is already a low bar). think about that.

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

public school corches become public school corches most of the time because they couldn't hack it as cops (which is already a low bar). think about that.

This is dumb. 

Just now, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

This is dumb. 

This is chainsaw /James Earl Jones voice

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

This is dumb. 

It's true that 90% are MAGA. What more evidence do you need?

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Fact-check on the portion of Kamala Harris' speech relating to Ukraine.

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Trump, on the other hand, threatened to abandon NATO. He encouraged Putin to invade our allies. Said Russia could—quote—“do whatever the hell they want.”

Five days before Russia attacked Ukraine, I met with President Zelensky to warn him about Russia’s plan to invade. I helped mobilize a global response from over 50 countries—to defend against Putin’s aggression. And as President, I will stand strong with Ukraine and our NATO allies.

 

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Amanda Marcotte of Salon, who also attended the RNC convention, on the DNC:

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18 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

public school corches become public school corches most of the time because they couldn't hack it as cops (which is already a low bar). think about that.

What an utterly stupid and factually incorrect statement.  Are there Maga fucks as teachers and coaches, yes, but nowhere to the levels seen with cops.   Teachers as a whole, lean heavily towards Dems.  

1 minute ago, HalfSack Horn said:

What an utterly stupid and factually incorrect statement.  Are there Maga fucks as teachers and coaches, yes, but nowhere to the levels seen with cops.   Teachers as a whole, lean heavily towards Dems.  

I thought we were talking about small town football coaches.

29 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Didn't you hear Tim Walz's speech on Wednesday night? He's going to be reminding everyone in the campaign to play to the whistle/buzzer. Plus Minnesota sports fans have a long memory of seeing what happens when you take the foot off the gas too soon.

That line bugged me. It’s supposed to be play through the whistle. Maybe some would find that confusing. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

How crazy would it be that two things turnip and radical republicans did during this convention would end up costing them bigly—

- making fun of Gus

- saying assistant coaches aren’t real coaches

 

 

Jesus.

 

LFG!

there is no doubt that I've begun the long slide into cynical old "this country is fucked while shaking fist at clouds" man , but that moment with Gus was for me probably the highlight of the entire damn convention. That scene was  emblematic of what politics at its best can be for an individual or even a country, and it put a huge smile on my face while simultaneously getting me  choked up. If I run into any MAGA cucks in real life that run their mouth about that moment, I'm gonna f'n go off bobby hill style.

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Gotta get it all out before Brisket comes back from vacation and beats us back into fear and despair 

THIS ALL ENDS IN BLOOD!!!

https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/08/harris-vs-trump-latest-presidential-poll-indicates-small-lead-is-exploding.html

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Harris has a seven-point advantage over Trump — 50% to 43% — nationally, per the latest Fairleigh Dickinson University survey. The poll showed “Harris’ lead grows substantially” over questions of race and gender.

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key takeaways from the survey:

Harris leads Trump 50 to 43 among likely voters.
Both Trump and Harris have the support of 95% of their respective political parties.
Harris leads Trump 38 to 33 among independents who do not lean toward either party
Seven percent said they will support someone else.

 

Just now, HenryJames said:

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He’s getting dangerously close to ‘black face’ territory. 

59 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I don’t know man, most football coaches are white guys in small rural towns and maga as fuck. He could call them cocksucking whistle jockeys, rape their wives on the 50 yard line, and they’d still weep for joy in support of their Cheeto god.

Biden won Arizona and Georgia by around 10k votes each - 0.31% and 0.24% margins respectively. There are no undecideds to persuade, despite what CNN thinks. Trump insulting his own voters isn't going to change their minds, but it might blunt their enthusiasm, which might cause them to stay home. And every little bit counts.

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