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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.


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4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

That tie is 8 feet long 

 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Just appears that way because he's got his pants pulled all the way up to his armpits to full cover his FUPA

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57 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Everything sounds great in a Mexican radio announcer's voice. Those motherfuckers love life, every word hitting like fresh rivets from a dude who just found out his 20-year-old mistress is going to name her baby after him and this one will bring him pride, hombre, not like that slacker poet gorducho ese sitting on the sofa at home playing sus bloop bloop bloop videojueguiiiitos to' el pinche día weyyy.

Yeah. So when I taught Spanish, and Tyler and Kendra would mope through their readings, I'd stop them, and ask them to get in touch with their inner Mexican radio announcers. Dunno if it helped, but at least I was less bored.

 

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I waited tables at Convict Hill Restaurant a jillion years ago.  While I was there, they instituted an AYCE fried shrimp night.  In order to have sufficient available fried shrimp to reload plates, they just kept frying batches and dumping them into a big metal bin under a heat lamp where the rest of the food orders would come up.  I'd stand there waiting on my other plates (a steak, meatloaf, whatever).....and pop fried shrimp into my mouth by the dozen.  Seriously, I'd eat probably 40 shrimp a shift every night we ran that special.

I was either never caught, or nobody who saw me gave a shit.

NO RAGRETS.

Also, "Server at Convict Hill Restaurant" hasn't ever been on any of my resumes.  Although maybe it should be.

Beat ya to it.  And it wasn't from my time at Red Lobster (and a fine time that was as well).

Holy shit neighbor.  Born, raised and currently living in Oak Hill. Many memories of the Convict Hill restaurant as a kid. 

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6 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

he is the author of the GOP paradigm shift that says you can’t be against the other person on ideas and policy, you have to personally demonize your opponent.   I am not saying that he invented negative campaigning, but he did insist that his contract with America troops start personally attacking Democrats and accusing them of horrific things to gain an electoral advantage.   It was so tremendously effective that it was adopted universally by the GOP.   Karl Rove fine tuned it - in that he discovered inventing bullshit wedge issues - like flag burning laws - allowed the GOP to accuse Democrats of being anti-American…. (Instead of being advocates of protecting constitutionally permissible rights. )

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Can you imagine MAGA freaking out over the idea of Ronald Reagan being good friend Tip O’Neil?

 Even when things would get heated between them politically, they were still friends “after 6 o’clock” as O’Neil would say.

Gingrich rising to power as the Clintons came in wrecked all of that.

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47 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just read that IVF costs 15-30k per cycle and is sometimes not successful, necessitating another round.

Wonder if he means to include egg donation in the give away. We had to go to Europe for that because American women and the companies they bank their eggs charge a LOT for them. And in Czechia there are laws in place to limit it.  
So much money in fees built in to take advantage of couples desperate to have a family. 

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47 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes. Insurance costs won’t go up universally to account for this. 

pffft Don't worry that will be paid by the government when they cut school lunches, SNAP, and public school funding!

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49 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Thank you for sharing this ad. It's great because it's all true. And allows Trumps own words to bury him. Disgusting. Powerful.

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3 hours ago, Chopper said:

Y'all are never gonna believe this story. (yes that's sarcasm)

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rest of story from https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-koch-brothers-americans-for-prosperity-florida-black-b2602528.html

 

 

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Ironically, being a pageant girl from South Carolina, that woman is very likely a Trump supporter.

Welcome to the face eating leopards party!

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

lol. He’s going to piss off the abortion fuckheads…

And the low taxes uber alles / “Who’s going to pay for that?” fuckheads as well.

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Turnip is just imitating his hero, Hitler.  In 1933 labor leaders and unions asked to have May 1 as a holiday to celebrate labor.  Hitler approved the holiday for union members, then outlawed labor unions the next day.  Turnip's plan would offer free IVF, then outlaw it.

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Not a single vote in America was impacted by that interview… as any sane human could have predicted. Look forward to the new “here’s what’s hurting Kamala” talking points being developed as we speak.

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1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Not a single vote in America was impacted by that interview… as any sane human could have predicted. Look forward to the new “here’s what’s hurting Kamala” talking points being developed as we speak.

The panel was pretty much “didn’t move the needle, didn’t advance the ball or fumble it” type of analysis. She was in that interview who she’s been over the past month and that’s about all that she needed to do

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14 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

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Yeah...Rex Kramer's 18 year-old  frat bros that sang "there will never be a nigger SAE"...those guys are Trump voters.   I'm willing to wager that the they are still singing that song today.

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I waited tables at Convict Hill Restaurant a jillion years ago.  While I was there, they instituted an AYCE fried shrimp night.  In order to have sufficient available fried shrimp to reload plates, they just kept frying batches and dumping them into a big metal bin under a heat lamp where the rest of the food orders would come up.  I'd stand there waiting on my other plates (a steak, meatloaf, whatever).....and pop fried shrimp into my mouth by the dozen.  Seriously, I'd eat probably 40 shrimp a shift every night we ran that special.

I was either never caught, or nobody who saw me gave a shit.

NO RAGRETS.

Also, "Server at Convict Hill Restaurant" hasn't ever been on any of my resumes.  Although maybe it should be.

Beat ya to it.  And it wasn't from my time at Red Lobster (and a fine time that was as well).

Holy fuck...I ate at that place (assuming it was a single location) in maybe 1984 or '85?   I flew to Austin to visit my dad's uncle and take in the TCU game.  I absolutely remember that they picked me up at the airport on Friday evening, and took me there for dinner.  Was there a cheese soup thing?  Because I vaguely remember a cheese soup.

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She is going to completely steal this idea within the next 24 hours.

Nah.
I have to think a high percentage of Trump voters hate him but don’t care because they think he will enforce the fiscal policy they want. 8 years ago they voted for him to end Obamacare, now he is pledging to expand it. Shit, four years ago, Medicare 4 All was assumed to be a loser. Now he is talking picking up all costs for an elective procedure.

Maybe it’s not a big deal because no one believes he will do it.
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