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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Just now, Js1 said:

100% hit the wrong button and didn’t notice until the review screen. Or didn’t look at the review screen, hit print and then saw it. 

Yep.

But in MAGA land, Occam's Razor does not exist.  The truth is NEVER the simple and obvious answer.  No...it MUST have been that he entered his vote for Trump perfectly, and a signal from an Italian satellite using Venezuelan software was amplified by some swamp gas from a weather balloon that was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus right into the voting machine to change the vote from Trump to Harris.  DUH.  DO YOUR RESEARCH, SHEEPLE!

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Just now, Helobious said:

It’s a legitimate concern that seems very prevalent. To me the bullshit fearmongering is all the trans/bathroom stuff. 

No, it isn't. The only one obsessed with female leads is the right that hates women. That's it. And the pronoun thing is another example of something blown completely out of proportion by the right. Yes, people want to be kind and cognizant of what other people want to be called. That isn't obsessed. Obsessed is the absolute vitriol from those on the right when anyone suggests you should honor someone's preferred pronoun. But you keep up the culture war my friend. 

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If you don't think that Randy Taylor is my pick to be my running mate, you haven't been paying attention.  "Brisket/Taylor 2028 - no more fucking pussy rolls of sausage! Fuck, we wanna eat, goddammit!"

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5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd love you to explain how you and your 11 year old daughter wear the same size shirts. 

She’s a bit plump.  

1 minute ago, Clintonaldo said:

She’s a bit plump.  

Maybe, but how fucking SHORT is that guy? Looking up at Tom Cruise and Kevin Hart short?

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2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Whatever this story is would be in an out of the news in less than 5 minutes. Regarding Trump, nothing matters anymore. 

 

He should start a recruiting newsletter.

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

FIF truth.

Dumbasses often fat-finger and misread their electronic ballots.

The strongest demographic voting Trump is "complete dumbasses."

So, you can see how this could happen.

I left out the possible scenario that he did it on purpose for content creation/rage bait.

But stupidity is most likely. ;)

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

oh Jesus, I didn’t have Chris Cuomo shifting to the far right on my 2024 elections bingo card

 

Shouldn't he be off sexually assaulting someone?

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

oh Jesus, I didn’t have Chris Cuomo shifting to the far right on my 2024 elections bingo card

 

New York conservative Dem who thinks he got cancelled by the woke mob? This was inevitable as the sunrise.

3 hours ago, dieucla98 said:

In Charlotte today - Uber driver had to put on Fox and friends. As annoying as it was, it's pretty easy to see why so many people fall for their pitch. If you're just mindlessly listening and not thinking critically (and without a memory longer than a goldfish), it all sounds kinda great. And unfortunately, mindless, not critical, and short memory are the hallmarks of a large portion of this country. 

1*, no tip. You have to be a special kind of stupid to be in a service job and subject your customers to your politics. Half of your customers are going to disagree with you and that’s going to have an adverse impact on your income.

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Did you ride any rides while you were there?

18 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s a legitimate concern that seems very prevalent. To me the bullshit fearmongering is all the trans/bathroom stuff. 

“Seems” being the operative word. Seems, because that is what you hear screeched at you by the right wing media. How many contentious conversations have you had with a young person about the gender of a lead in a movie or some other woke issue you think is so concerning. In the real world.

5 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

New York conservative Dem who thinks he got cancelled by the woke mob? This was inevitable as the sunrise.

Yes, am I supposed to be surprised? 

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

“Seems” being the operative word. Seems, because that is what you hear screeched at you by the right wing media. How many contentious conversations have you had with a young person about the gender of a lead in a movie or some other woke issue you think is so concerning. In the real world.

I like how you assume he has regular conversations with people in the real world. 

2 minutes ago, royiv said:

1*, no tip. You have to be a special kind of stupid to be in a service job and subject your customers to your politics. Half of your customers are going to disagree with you and that’s going to have an adverse impact on your income.

 

Yup, I’m either asking them to change the channel or giving them 1 star, no tip. Fuck my own Uber star rating. 

In 2015, I had an Uber driver (older White lady) in Houston try to tell me how the country needs turnip as president and how much he would help the Black community. My response was “oh really…” and then proceeded to go off on her idiocy. I made her drop me off a few blocks before my destination and just walked the rest of the way.

 

Uber is like the gym—do NOT have any political channels on, just smooth jazz or sports.

Right wing polls, right wing social media, right wing tv media, right wing print media 

I am sending a trend

Just now, High Plains Drifter said:

 

How many employees lost wages for a political stunt?

 

 

Of all the things to make fun of Trump for, staging a photo op ain't even on the list. Even if he wasn't an incredibly stupid, socially awkward human being, the dude has had two attempts on his life in the past few months. There was no way he was going to "work at" an open McDonald's accepting random people.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

That's a pretty weak plan, TBH. I hope that's the worst of what we see. "but but the polls"

weak plan?  you seen their candidate?

Just now, aggie08 said:

Of all the things to make fun of Trump for, staging a photo op ain't even on the list. Even if he wasn't an incredibly stupid, socially awkward human being, the dude has had two attempts on his life in the past few months. There was no way he was going to "work at" an open McDonald's accepting random people.

 

I was commenting on the shitbag owner who closed his business for a political stunt. 

This was actually a savvy move by dOTArd. We make fun of it, because he's fat and stupid, but his supporters eat that shit up like a 2 for 1 mcrib special. 

30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.

But in MAGA land, Occam's Razor does not exist.  The truth is NEVER the simple and obvious answer.  No...it MUST have been that he entered his vote for Trump perfectly, and a signal from an Italian satellite using Venezuelan software was amplified by some swamp gas from a weather balloon that was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus right into the voting machine to change the vote from Trump to Harris.  DUH.  DO YOUR RESEARCH, SHEEPLE!

However- would there be a more baller flex than to be able to successfully subvert an American election via crazy elaborate goldberg device?

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1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I was commenting on the shitbag owner who closed his business for a political stunt. 

This was actually a savvy move by dOTArd. We make fun of it, because he's fat and stupid, but his supporters eat that shit up like a 2 for 1 mcrib special. 

Gotcha. And agree 100%. It's great red meat for his base. "Look at him interact with the common folk AND shine light on Kamala's 'lie'."

I won't if the franchise owner had to clear closing down his restaurant with McDonald's corporate?

16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

oh Jesus, I didn’t have Chris Cuomo shifting to the far right on my 2024 elections bingo card

 

 

14 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

New York conservative Dem who thinks he got cancelled by the woke mob? This was inevitable as the sunrise.

 

11 minutes ago, royiv said:

1*, no tip. You have to be a special kind of stupid to be in a service job and subject your customers to your politics. Half of your customers are going to disagree with you and that’s going to have an adverse impact on your income.

 

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yes, am I supposed to be surprised? 

Seriously. Look who his new Employer is, and he and his brother both got fired for doing heinous shit and attempting to whitewash it as a family. Of course he's shifting right. 

9 minutes ago, texastough said:

Did you ride any rides while you were there?

 

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Right wing polls, right wing social media, right wing tv media, right wing print media 

I am sending a trend

i have seen enough. 

1 hour ago, Horndog said:

Where is the trans polling? 

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Monmouth - Harris +3 (48-45)

Extremely motivated - Harris +5 (51-46)

PA dem edge up to 356k, almost exactly 400k if you count them winning Indys 70-30. I don't have Twitter so can't see any further analysis.

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Extremely motivated - Harris +5 (51-46)

This

2 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

PA dem edge up to 356k, almost exactly 400k if you count them winning Indys 70-30. I don't have Twitter so can't see any further analysis.

Lil off on including the 70% split, that pushes to over 430k

1 minute ago, bluto said:

Lil off on including the 70% split, that pushes to over 430k

Haven't seen the tweet but this looks like you multiplied by .7 instead of .4

4 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

PA dem edge up to 356k, almost exactly 400k if you count them winning Indys 70-30. I don't have Twitter so can't see any further analysis.

Montgomery and Allegheny barely dropped anything - midweek tends to slow down.  Happened last week too. 

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And as I said previously, midweek tends to be slower. Allegheny and Montgomery barely dropped anything today, for instance. The bulk of drops at the front and back ends of the week are carried by the bigger counties.

 

1 hour ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

If my wife wasn't a plump, stocky gal we might could do on the 12 oz roll.

The big fat Dutch girls pass around the Breadium.  They say. 

10 minutes ago, bluto said:

Lil off on including the 70% split, that pushes to over 430k

I guess I misunderstood the Indy split. I thought he had said Dems were expected to win 70-30, which would be 77-33ish, or a 44k edge. But I'm more than happy to be wrong on that.

 

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26 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Yup, I’m either asking them to change the channel or giving them 1 star, no tip. Fuck my own Uber star rating. 

In 2015, I had an Uber driver (older White lady) in Houston try to tell me how the country needs turnip as president and how much he would help the Black community. My response was “oh really…” and then proceeded to go off on her idiocy. I made her drop me off a few blocks before my destination and just walked the rest of the way.

 

Uber is like the gym—do NOT have any political channels on, just smooth jazz or sports.

Tell that to the assholes at my gym that put on Fox News Every Fucking Day. I can mostly avoid except for a few machines.

2 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

I guess I misunderstood the Indy split. I thought he had said Dems were expexted to win 70-30, which would be 77-33ish, or a 44k edge. But I'm more than happy to be wrong on that.

 

You are correct, bluto is incorrect. 

27 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I was commenting on the shitbag owner who closed his business for a political stunt. 

This was actually a savvy move by dOTArd. We make fun of it, because he's fat and stupid, but his supporters eat that shit up like a 2 for 1 mcrib special. 

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I think the trends are showing that Trump's people know they are not convincing or swaying any women or true independents/moderates and are focusing everything on turning out young male voters.  If they can get a huge turnout with that demo, it gets very close, but that's also the toughest bloc to energize.  But it explains some of the bizarre stuff like talking about dudes in the locker room appreciating the old white golfer's wang. 

Wait, no it doesn't explain that at all, but maybe they were pushing for him to say some macho shit and he translated that into "Get a load of that old dude's giant swinging johnson, he's a real man's man and we like that."

9 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Tell that to the assholes at my gym that put on Fox News Every Fucking Day. I can mostly avoid except for a few machines.

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1 minute ago, troph said:

hate isn't the issue here, that's a fabrication, understanding that queer folks are here to stay and should be integrated into society is a MASSIVE problem with the youth. not even climate change comes close to damage the queer acceptance movement is causing.

I'm sorry, I'm jumping in here mid-conversation. You're saying that young people accepting queer folks is actually DAMAGING, and you're saying more damaging than climate change, which literally threatens the habitability of the entire planet? Can you maybe clarify for me?

5 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

I think the trends are showing that Trump's people know they are not convincing or swaying any women or true independents/moderates and are focusing everything on turning out young male voters.  If they can get a huge turnout with that demo, it gets very close, but that's also the toughest bloc to energize.  But it explains some of the bizarre stuff like talking about dudes in the locker room appreciating the old white golfer's wang. 

 

Not just the toughest bloc to energize, but probably one of the least likeliest to be registered to vote.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Yep. I don’t consider myself that liberal. I think that wokeism is out of hand and damaging to the American psyche. You have a generation of young people now more worried about pronouns and having female leads in movies than about improving their lives and their communities. 

This is a right wing talking point.

14 hours ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

You just have to make sure to order it extra large now.

And be careful about asking them to “make it stiff.”

2 minutes ago, troph said:

trace the quotes, hebilous says wokeness is the issue.

Woke is the new CRT. Blah, blah, blah.

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