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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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The hearing on this charge, running an illegal lottery, got moved up to tomorrow morning and Elmo was ordered to appear.

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Waste management workers are 1k times more competent than that stupid orange bag of goat shit.

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1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

The irony is waste management workers are 1k times more competent than that stupid orange bag of goat shit.

 

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8 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

Hey privileged internet tough guy dude .... go tell that to all the women and minorities who will be utterly oppressed by Trump-MAGA Christian fascist regime. 

Sir, who do you think you are talking to? 

I’m so tired of them interrupting her rallies for a ceasefire. It’s so fucking stupid. 
And they don’t interrupt turnip’s rally when he would be worse off for them. 
they’ve give no fucking valid reason why they keep interrupting her’s but not his.

They care about getting attention more than solving the issue.
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13 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

Hey privileged internet tough guy dude .... go tell that to all the women and minorities who will be utterly oppressed by Trump-MAGA Christian fascist regime. 

Hell, some of us make a living in public settings, speak out, and the fear is real of a MAGA regime. Careers can be destroyed.

This country is in big fucking trouble. That ain't defeatist. That's a fucking fact. Nikki Haley ain't saving the day. MAGA and the fascists ain't going away. Even if you are not impacted by the MAGA regime. Mass deportation might well crash the economy, slashed health care will kill 1000s or more.... women are fleeing for their lives.....but you ain't no defeatist baby.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

13 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

SIAP

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Such a fucking dork 

God these endless political ads during sporting events is just brutal.

So ready for this to be over. Let me watch the Yankees suck in peace.

18 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

Hey privileged internet tough guy dude .... go tell that to all the women and minorities who will be utterly oppressed by Trump-MAGA Christian fascist regime. 

Hell, some of us make a living in public settings, speak out, and the fear is real of a MAGA regime. Careers can be destroyed.

This country is in big fucking trouble. That ain't defeatist. That's a fucking fact. Nikki Haley ain't saving the day. MAGA and the fascists ain't going away. Even if you are not impacted by the MAGA regime. Mass deportation might well crash the economy, slashed health care will kill 1000s or more.... women are fleeing for their lives.....but you ain't no defeatist baby.

Take about 30% off the top there.

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10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Sir, who do you think you are talking to? 

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49 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

With Trump, it's never not been this. World Wrestling Federation is his starter base. He used to attend the big matches and walk in like a bad ass celeb gangsta. There's a very old video about this somewhere in YouTube. 

The spectacle, the posing, the preening, the heckling, the  evil villains, and hero wrestlers, the fact that every wrestler breaks the rules, gang up on single wrestler, etc. That's Trump.

The idiocy of all that perfectly symbolizes MAGA.... who are then exploited by the billionaires and Bible thumpers.

41 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

It’s been professional wrestling since 2015.

JD Vance is a heel that turned, so it makes perfect sense in wrestling terms.

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So we all have this in our closets or dressers?

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Speaking of Aubrey:

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Aubrey Plaza took a moment at the WSJ Magazine Innovator Awards on Tuesday night to slam comedian Tony Hinchcliffe’s “floating island of garbage” joke about Puerto Rico from a Donald Trump rally.

“I just wanted to very quickly respond to the racist joke that was made at that Trump rally about Puerto Rico, where most of my family is from,” Plaza said on stage at the Innovator Awards in New York. “Thankfully, my sweet abuelita wasn’t here to hear that disgusting remark.”

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Plaza continued, “But if she was alive today, I think she would say, ‘Tony Hinchcliffe, go fuck yourself.’ And yes, the Wall Street Journal can quote me on that.”

 

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30 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

NY Times, say it with me, "she's not Joe Biden". You stupid fucking cunts. 

What did you expect?

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

They’re all wrong! It makes no sense 

But you're the poll king !?!

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

 

Obviously the best position from the start. What changed?

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Any other early voters who are just over it?

This has been the most stressful election in my life, because nothing makes sense.  This should be a no-brainer, blowout election, but the pundits keep saying it's a toss-up which my brain just can't process.  Frankly, I'm just exhausted by the whole thing and Tuesday can't get here fast enough.

No matter the ultimate outcome, I just want to get it over with. 

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Conversely,

Trumps schedule is:

Friday - Round of golf, Mar-a-lago

Saturday - Nap time

Sunday - Round of golf, Mar-a-lago

Monday - Cosplay as janitor for the press, Mar-a-lago/Nap Time

 

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Conversely,

Trumps schedule is:

Friday - Round of golf, Mar-a-lago

Saturday - Nap time

Sunday - Round of golf, Mar-a-lago

Monday - Cosplay as janitor for the press, Mar-a-lago/Nap Time

 

I'm sure there is some light rape in there somewhere. 

Is he still sticking to the “I tan well” defense?

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very quick ad …

 

27 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

God these endless political ads during sporting events is just brutal.

Better than listening to Smoltz drone on and on and on ...

And fuck the Yankees.

10 minutes ago, quigley said:

Obviously the best position from the start. What changed?

Don’t question it. Glad they came around at the last minute 

4 minutes ago, wood said:

 

And fuck the Yankees.

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12 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

 

From what? Himself?

On 10/21/2024 at 7:45 PM, HenryJames said:

Harris Faulkner should still be working at 7-11.

 

9 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Any other early voters who are just over it?

This has been the most stressful election in my life, because nothing makes sense.  This should be a no-brainer, blowout election, but the pundits keep saying it's a toss-up which my brain just can't process.  Frankly, I'm just exhausted by the whole thing and Tuesday can't get here fast enough.

No matter the ultimate outcome, I just want to get it over with. 

The strategy for both the corporate and the Trump campaign is to paint this as a horse race when they know better. Saying it’s close over and over all day long creates the intended anxiety to keep people hanging on their.every word. This is a strategy. Remember this?

 

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So apparently team turnip made Vivek ride to a rally on the back of a garbage truck today.

 

My first and only approval of something done by team turnip

I see B Diddy/Daddy/Dummy Donalds made the travel squad with Epshteyn and Oddjob Cheung. They look absurd in their matching suits.

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Thread

 

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Could someone threadreader or post the whole thread themselves?

4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Fuck the Economist.

I’m a Financial Times man myself 

4 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Could someone threadreader or post the whole thread themselves?

TL;DR

Shit could be really fucked come January 3.

 

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So here is the utter worst-case scenario: a government shutdown, coupled with a complex Speaker’s election, thus sparking a delay in certification of the Electoral College in the shadow of a disputed Presidential election.
 

 

2 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Could someone threadreader or post the whole thread themselves?

 

he talks about the new house and senate settle the election. lot of close races. new leadership has to be decided starting jan 3. some house races could still be disputed at that time 

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