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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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If those Penn numbers are even close to right, it's all over except for the Truth Social meltdowns.

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Yet Biden explained he didn't mean that. But an explanation is not enough!

Is this: cancel culture?!

13 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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The love he has for America and Americans brings a tear to my eye 

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3 hours ago, The Dog said:

That NBC story raises an interesting question: Why is he campaigning in states that are considered uncompetitive?

As the article says, they either have quality polling that says that the Rust Belt states are wrapped up, or he's calling the shots and ignoring everything else. 

I'd tend to favor the latter as that's historically been his MO and that he has no ground game in the Rust Belt other than Pennsylvania. There's nobody on the ground in the other states to tell them that all is going great. 

Looking back at 2016, Hillary's campaign had a decent ground game in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania who all were trying to send the message that she wasn't in great shape in those states in spite of the polls.

The problem was the message didn't get through due to serious incompetence and arrogance in her national campaign. Trump threads the needle and here we are.

The logical angle for me - not that I think the Trump campaign is driven by much more than hubris and Trump's own whims - is that maybe their internals show Harris up 270-268 and they think the same performance among the combo of working class and latino that is likely to net them a win in NV and AZ could be worth a shot at pressing in NM as a hail mary tipping point, if they feel they've done what they can in the rust belt. I can't think of a good reason to be in VA.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

From time to time a guy I went to HS with posts on Facebook, almost always with some kind of MAGA angle.  To say he's a dim bulb would be an insult to dim bulbs everywhere.  It's weird, I always liked his Dad, who was a brilliant biochemistry prof at my undergrad alma mater.  They were Episcopalians, a demonination that leans centrist to left, and his dad was a very kind and compassionate man.  His son is a jackass.

Here's an example from today, expressing his chagrin at the divisive language of Joe Biden:

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Make sure your friend knows he's an enormous cuck for referring to Joe Biden as "his" president. A true patriot would never.

3 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Boy #2 is often his house’s sober monitor and he says it’s an absolute shit show on weekends. Most of the frats are in some form of self or university imposed ban.

America’s young men are not well. At all.

How does it feel to have raised a narc?

8 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

You laugh but bad things happen when Swedes and Norwegians mingle.

Yeah, but that's food related

The docs on my house are down right awful.  No blacks, Asians, Hispanics, or Jews.  Fuck those old racist redliners.  We are not going FUCKING back.

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We could do this all day every day, but if Harris had sent out a tweet like that, every news station would interrupt whatever they're doing to cover it. It would be the major story of the next five days. "Harris alleges fraud with zero proof.... How much damage will this do to her campaign??".

44 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Real Men hate and fear California.

nscsb/I was teaching a Juco English class, and for some random reason somebody mentioned California. One young man opined "Mr. Canecutter, there are a ton of bad things going on in California." I said I figured with 40 million people, there were bad things, good things, and lots of medium things. I'd been there a couple of times and didn't see anybody turn their head all the way around. He had no comment.

A few weeks later it's finals and I'm on the phone number he gave us, talking to his mom. Yes, if he will just turn in his final paper, anything at all, he'll get credit. Never saw him or his paper again.

Reckon he set off for Californy? /nscsb

A couple of weeks ago, I was on a large boat in FL.  The Captain mentioned to me that "Governor Newscum" has "driven CA into the ground" or somesuch.  I didn't want to get in a political argument on somebody else's boat, but I did mention to him that I've lived here over half a century, and still consider it to be pretty great.  He was shocked. 

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Trump voter would never tell her that the condom broke.

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I am legit starting to hate Vance more than Trump. By a lot 

The Economist is a British magazine. They always seem just a tad out of touch with what is going on over here.

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2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

That's where you're doing it wrong.  Tell your wife you voted for Kamala and the odds are very high that she'll give you your first blowjob in years.

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

A couple of weeks ago, I was on a large boat in FL.  The Captain mentioned to me that "Governor Newscum" has "driven CA into the ground" or somesuch.  I didn't want to get in a political argument on somebody else's boat, but I did mention to him that I've lived here over half a century, and still consider it to be pretty great.  He was shocked. 

Does Gov. Newscum do gig work? I'd like to hire him to drive my state into the ground California-style.

Back t the good Captain, he probably ran that line past MAGA retirees and was used to a "hur-dur-hur" response. You, sir, failed to properly hur-dur-hur.

4 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

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4 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

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conservatives when they see or hear the word "California"

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I am legit starting to hate Vance more than Trump. By a lot 

Trump is a moron with no filter and doesn't really know better.  Vance knows what he is doing and is just evil.

5 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

That's why you turn to your mistress and other family for comfort.

5 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

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5 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

This part will be easier when it's just girl talk after your involuntary surgery. 

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

A couple of weeks ago, I was on a large boat in FL.  The Captain mentioned to me that "Governor Newscum" has "driven CA into the ground" or somesuch.  I didn't want to get in a political argument on somebody else's boat, but I did mention to him that I've lived here over half a century, and still consider it to be pretty great.  He was shocked. 

The idea that California is horrible has been around among conservatives even when California still voted Republican.

I have only visited twice so I don't have a ton to say about it, only to say everybody was really cool and I enjoyed my trips there. 

How do I tell my wife and family that I voted against a fascist dictator in America??

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Lulz

 

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Certainly the video has been posted but I ain’t gonna search for it. But Terhune looks just like the dude who drove the truck. 

 

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9 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

 

The sun will come up tomorrow.

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I am legit starting to hate Vance more than Trump. By a lot 

Vance knows what he is doing. Trump is a prisoner of his own defective, simple mind.  

10 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

Don't worry. Your body, your vote. You don't have to tell her. 

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What does Alphonso ribeiro have to do with it?

Hindu vote getting locked up for Trump

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More relevant than the polling IMHO if they are able to get the hard data. SoS offices don't know who you voted for but they know if you voted.

The gap will close on election day but now we know why Charlie Kirk was freaking out.

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Gotta name on the girl?

Apparently that ad moves over 40 men by 2"+.

Women ahead of men in Nevada now? Well that's good.

Yep, women definitely forgot about Dobbs.

13 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

I understand how you feel. You will be alright. Breath, relax, pet a puppy, whatever. But you will be alright.

4 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Hindu vote getting locked up for Trump

 

Trump does this every Holiday.

"Remember the evil far left is destroying America and I am the only one who can stop them! Merry Christmas everybody!"

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3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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More relevant than the polling IMHO if they are able to get the hard data. SoS offices don't know who you voted for but they know if you voted.

Any idea why AZ and NV are lagging on % of women?

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Any idea why AZ and NV are lagging on % of women?

Men were actually ahead of women in Nevada for much of this EV period.

No idea why. I like how 2% of both states are unknown gender voters.

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17 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

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19 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

You, sir, are a hero and a patriot.

9 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Hindu vote getting locked up for Trump

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I see we've reached the "time for someone else to write your tweets, sir" stage of the election.

Just now, Rex Kramer said:

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

Damn. That's harsh.

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Red Hat friend of mine has a new grand baby. He mentioned that he was going with his daughter to get the baby some shots. I asked him what he thought about the chairman of Trump campaign being on tv last night talking about revoking vaccine approval and putting the guy with a worm in his brain in charge of it. 
His response was “why do you make everything  political?”  
 

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