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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Here's a question that should maybe asked--how can you call Democrats communists while supporting actual communists? 

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6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Satire is dead. I can’t fucking tell anymore if you people are posting actual quotes. 

15 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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They need to keep this pressure up and try to goad him into a heavy campaign schedule. He’s so old and addled at this point that it will only accelerate the downward slide he’s on.

10 minutes ago, Chopper said:

 

This is the closest live post I could find on bluesky. It's bonkers. Gonna have to wait for the recording to post. Can't vouch for the accuracy of the other post so I'll amend.

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Probably included “a lot of people don’t know that, I know it, but a lot of people don’t know that Russia was in our side in WW2, more people should know that, like I know that…”

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2 minutes ago, royiv said:

Does dumb fuck think that Canada and Mexico are going to start lobbing rocket artillery at us? Does he understand what Israel’s Iron Dome actually does? Does he have any idea what the geographic size of Israel compared to the US? This guy is just so fucking incompetent.

He suggested ingesting bleach to cure COVID.  On TV, he bragged about how he suggested that to doctors.  He is really that fucking stupid.  

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

He went  around the world and spoke favorably of all the worlds shitbag dictators and how he  is such great buddies with them all. Would make a good audio compilation clip.

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

Elon is actually trying to have a (pseudo) philosophical discussion about topics and Trump is ignoring him and playing the hits.

 

I mean, he did bill it as a real conversation with Trump 

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The thing is that these assholes spent years making fun of Biden’s stutter. Time to ramp up making fun of Trump’s lisp and give him a taste of his own medicine.

7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Probably included “a lot of people don’t know that, I know it, but a lot of people don’t know that Russia was in our side in WW2, more people should know that, like I know that…”

“That’s why they got East Germany you know, a lot of people don’t know that, they earned it, people there are so happy now, they earned it, Biden would try to make them give it back, but I’ll make sure they get to keep it, East Germany, they love Putin, like me, wonderful place, clean, low crime, Biden would make it like San Francisco if they gave it back, I’m not gonna do that, would be so unfair…”

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10 minutes ago, Jatrain said:

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Hey remember when Thrump made thphun opth  thphat threportrpth wiphth the mentalphtphal disabilititph? 

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Figured I'd pop on over for a Texags sampling:

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9 minutes ago, Tuco said:

He suggested ingesting bleach to cure COVID.  On TV, he bragged about how he suggested that to doctors.  He is really that fucking stupid.  

Rex Tillerson, who was probably the least qualified Secretary of State, called him a fucking moron. Several reports talked about how aides had to pare down the daily briefing to pictures and stories about him or he wouldn’t pay attention 

Sounds like the ending was on point. No? Musk sees the value of European regulatory methods, then he tries to disprove data by using a personal example. Trump wants to get paid. And then he whines. 

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Trump's gonna eventually start lisping Drumpf and the circle will be complete.

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His campaign should say he had a cold.

21 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Here's a question that should maybe asked--how can you call Democrats communists while supporting actual communists? 

‘Because you’re a terrible reporter, that’s how!’

He doesn’t know what fascism, socialism, or communism are. They’re just bad labels he attaches to his enemies. 

3 hours ago, ultimaton said:

murder suicide pact

called it

7 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Melania Trump looks like a beautiful black woman.

 

 

Trump said Kamala was beautiful like Melania, but he was 2 seconds away from saying Melania was too stupid to be president so that’s why people shouldn’t vote for Kamala. 

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7 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Melania Trump looks like a beautiful black woman.

 

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, yeah, that went well
 

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lmao lou holtz

1 hour ago, Updawg said:

Trump is gonna shit his pants when everyone starts making fun of his voice

What a train wreck

Then we will make fun of him for shitting his pants.  It’s a death spiral.  I don’t think he can break out of it.  

17 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Figured I'd pop on over for a Texags sampling:

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Houston Lee sounds like a regular caller for Finebaum.  Too perfect.  The Sim is finally throwing us a bone.  

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aggy had to import some big brains  from Lubbock to wrap it all up. 

10 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Melania Trump looks like a beautiful black woman.

 

 

Can we get a "what creepy-fucking thing to say" emoji?  Because we are definitely going to need a "what a creepy-weird fucking thing to say" emoji by the time November rolls around. 

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39 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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lol. She keeps using that picture of Trump. It has to make him apoplectic. 

So. Fucking. Perfect. 

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How could anyone vote for this man?  HOW?!?!?

7 minutes ago, Chopper said:

 

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Damn he looks ancient 

I’ve had Brillo pads at my deer camp sink look more appealing than that.

15 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

A guy that could put a lisp on the word “rob” defends two people with lisps. 

I think most people on the Atlantic and Pacific and Gulf Coasts will have no problem having their properties destroyed by rising sea levels when they have a chance to buy oceanfront property in Arkansas.

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2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I think most people on the Atlantic and Pacific and Gulf Coasts will have no problem having their properties destroyed by rising sea levels when they have a chance to buy oceanfront property in Arkansas.

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8 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Trump Hiss on Make a GIF

God I hate this. 

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of course he's still mad

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