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10 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Yes, they launched today with......tesla stooges riding shotgun. What a momentous achievement. 

Fucking finally! Someone listened to our prayers and invented a taxi service that drops you off 10 minutes from your destination. 

Not only 10 minutes from their destination but at a Starbucks no less. This is great news for investors as the sponsor dollars from advertisers where people are forced to be dropped is going to make a killing.

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Not only 10 minutes from their destination but at a Starbucks no less. This is great news for investors as the sponsor dollars from advertisers where people are forced to be dropped is going to make a killing.

"Honey, I swear...the robotaxi dropped me off at the Yellow Rose."

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Just now, Deej said:

"Honey, I swear...the robotaxi dropped me off at the Yellow Rose."

Free cover to the Yellow Rose and half off you first drink for the first 10000 riders of Austin's new RoboTaxi!!

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Posted
9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Tesla is charging a $4.20 flat fee for rides.

Serious Brian Cox GIF by SuccessionHBO

Just a reminder...

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There's doing it for the memes and you think it's funny when it's not ("let that sink in" at TWTR on Day 1) and just being dumb as shit. This falls in the second group.

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Posted
37 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

To be fair, if this is truly a "machine learning" exercise, then the machine learning to drive in Austin by watching what Austin drivers do is a recipe for "incredibly shitty driving."  For example, I expect Robotaxis to randomly make left and right turns from the middle lane, in order to blend in with the other drivers around Austin.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Again, that's just driving like a typical Austin driver now.

That's why it's only offered in a state like Texas that encourages corporate malfeasance.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

And just like that, the magic beans are working

 

Anyone who thinks that a giant slice of the stockmarket isn't just memes and vibes isn't paying attention.  "Rational thinking" and "market value based on share price" of these enterprises are two concepts that never even get close to each other, much less touch.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Think of it this way....that is a three minute display of pure personal debasement.  Imagine how much she'd debase herself for YOU.

You're familiar enough with my posts to know full well that already crossed my mind. 

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Anyone who thinks that a giant slice of the stockmarket isn't just memes and vibes isn't paying attention.  "Rational thinking" and "market value based on share price" of these enterprises are two concepts that never even get close to each other, much less touch.

Around Elons dubious takeover of Twitter and before its subsequent degradation, I sold all my Tesla stock. It probably cost me money in theory, but that’s when I learned he was insane.
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15 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

13 hours ago, Blotto said:

Just as Jesus would have wanted. Amen. 


what sucks is that gutted the US’s soft power. We were the good guys. We provided food and medicine. Now we have an in to China giving them a chance for expanding their soft power.

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33 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 


what sucks is that gutted the US’s soft power. We were the good guys. We provided food and medicine. Now we have an in to China giving them a chance for expanding their soft power.

If China starts providing food aid, they’ll just be hungry an hour later.

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48 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 


what sucks is that gutted the US’s soft power. We were the good guys. We provided food and medicine. Now we have an in to China giving them a chance for expanding their soft power.

Yeah, maybe I'm cynical but the main point of foreign aid is to extend US influence. A secondary outcome is the humanitarian aspect.

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2 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Yeah, maybe I'm cynical but the main point of foreign aid is to extend US influence. A secondary outcome is the humanitarian aspect.

Our influence and strength is waning. Bc we are a power in decline 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Our influence and strength is waning. Bc we are a power in decline 

....by CHOICE.

We are eschewing, and fully sabotaging, all of our soft power in exchange for an approach that offers only bullying and violence.  It's as pathetic a bit of short-term thinking as I think I've ever seen, but man, are we COMMITTED to it.

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Posted
21 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I assume the dudes riding shotgun are either Tesla poor performing employees on a PIP and this is their punishment or they are Elmo fuccbois.  Or both.  They could be both.

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