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58 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Who will he get as his candidate? Who would want to work with him? 

Are you suggesting that he will have trouble finding a wannabe President who's shameless enough to hitch his wagon to Elmo?

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Posted
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I ALREADY VOLUNTEERED, GODDAMMIT!

Unless you start seeding your social media with dramatic readings of "Mein Kampf" in blackface, you will not be qualified.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

The big shit bill is going to completely fuck Tesla.  Should be some good fireworks over the 4th of July weekend.

Coal baby! None of that woke solar shit that kills all the birds.

Wait! That’s  the windmills.  Still, God’s anthracite over woke bird killers.  

Posted
5 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

The big shit bill is going to completely fuck Tesla.  Should be some good fireworks over the 4th of July weekend.

He has been bitching about the bill, about it attacking solar energy, he's pushing SpaceX stuff.

Oh, and retweeting pro-Tesla tweets that with 7,400 cars sold in Turkey, it's the best-selling car there (in June) and with 520 or so cars sold in Ireland, it's the best-selling car there (in June).

And he's retweeting polls and people calling for him to start an America Party. 

 

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Posted
10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He has been bitching about the bill, about it attacking solar energy, he's pushing SpaceX stuff.

Oh, and retweeting pro-Tesla tweets that with 7,400 cars sold in Turkey, it's the best-selling car there (in June) and with 520 or so cars sold in Ireland, it's the best-selling car there (in June).

And he's retweeting polls and people calling for him to start an America Party. 

 

I offer my services as a candidate, consultant, coffee boy, whatever, to the America Party.  Due to my extensive posting history on the internets, and the fact that my meme game is strong, I think a $50 million compensation package is appropriate.  And I will take whatever political positions the America Party chooses to adopt.  Because I am embracing this era of grift and absolute amoral whoredom.  If you can't beat em, join em.

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Posted
19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I offer my services as a candidate, consultant, coffee boy, whatever, to the America Party.  Due to my extensive posting history on the internets, and the fact that my meme game is strong, I think a $50 million compensation package is appropriate.  And I will take whatever political positions the America Party chooses to adopt.  Because I am embracing this era of grift and absolute amoral whoredom.  If you can't beat em, join em.

 

What the hell, I'm in.  Can I work from ho..er, a remote location?  

I offer my services at a modest $1 million per annum plus 2% of all media buys.

 

 

 

 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm ready for change. All this Make America Great Again bullshit is a real ass-beating. Let's Make USA Fucking Fantastic. Those hats will sell like hotcakes.

You may have a future as my third assistant director of merchandising and selling cheap chinese shit falsely labeled as made in america because fuck the rubes.  Sure, it's a long title, but you can see that it has lots of responsibilities.

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Posted
50 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I offer my services as a candidate, consultant, coffee boy, whatever, to the America Party.  Due to my extensive posting history on the internets, and the fact that my meme game is strong, I think a $50 million compensation package is appropriate.  And I will take whatever political positions the America Party chooses to adopt.  Because I am embracing this era of grift and absolute amoral whoredom.  If you can't beat em, join em.

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Posted
54 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You may have a future as my third assistant director of merchandising and selling cheap chinese shit falsely labeled as made in america because fuck the rubes.  Sure, it's a long title, but you can see that it has lots of responsibilities.

Shit, if things keep going the way they are going with AI and everything else, you might be able to get real Americans making cheap shit again.

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