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2024 State of the Union, 8p central, 3/7


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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

If his speechwriting team doesn't have him prepped with a handful of brutal responses to MTG heckling, they aren't doing their jobs.

Exactly.  First time she pipes up he should just say, “listen lady, I don’t come down to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth so would you shut the fuck up so I can do my job and finish this speech I’m giving for the American people”.

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I've got cocktails ready to go on the ledge; would you like a Necromancer, a Corpse Reviver #2, an Undertaker, or a Suffering Bastard? (the first two are my faves of the four).

Can I get a Mind Eraser instead?

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I've got cocktails ready to go on the ledge; would you like a Necromancer, a Corpse Reviver #2, an Undertaker, or a Suffering Bastard? (the first two are my faves of the four).

Speaking of, do we have a drinking bingo board for tonight?

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

If his speechwriting team doesn't have him prepped with a handful of brutal responses to MTG heckling, they aren't doing their jobs.

The fact that Johnson told her and the other Rs to keep a lid on things means she will absolutely go apeshit.

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1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Exactly.  First time she pipes up he should just say, “listen lady, I don’t come down to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth so would you shut the fuck up so I can do my job and finish this speech I’m giving for the American people”.

This….this sounds exactly like something Biden would say with or without a bourbon.

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1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Exactly.  First time she pipes up he should just say, “listen lady, I don’t come down to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth so would you shut the fuck up so I can do my job and finish this speech I’m giving for the American people”.

The correct answer is “Hey lady, this isn’t a performance of Beatlejuice. If you’re capable, maybe show some respect for the office, even if you don’t respect me.”

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I'm going to say something nice about Lauren Boebert for the first time in my life, and that's that her dress is p cute. Well, I guess that was really about the clothes tho and not the evil bitch inside of them. 

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42 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Built like an improper fraction.

 

WTF is this disgraced and expelled congressman doing on the House floor?

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43 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I'm going to say something nice about Lauren Boebert for the first time in my life, and that's that her dress is p cute. Wee, I guess that was really eally about the clothes tho and not the evil bitch inside of them. 

Lipstick on a pig. 

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5 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is quite ridiculous and a clown show. 

ya dont say.....

3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Pretty sure the tie is upside down.

 

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