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19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Hey, you know how the president keeps threatening to revoke a comedian's citizenship because he doesn't like her? I feel like basically everyone is just pretending that that isn't happening. Am I alone in thinking this is like top five most dangerous shit Trump has ever said/proposed/done? 

I can't imagine what he's gonna try to do to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

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2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Any transplant Californian who calls I-35 the 35 should be shipped back immediately.

We in Washington state stand in solidarity with you on this one, Texas.

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4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

"I've talked with him about this many times," Johnson said. "It's been misrepresented. He's not saying that what Epstein did is a hoax. It's a terrible, unspeakable evil. He believes that himself.

I'm not going to go quote hunting, but he keeps saying "The entire Epstein thing is a hoax!". Perhaps if he means the opposite of what is coming out of his mouth, as President, then that is on him and not the media for reporting on what fucking comes out of his mouth. 

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TFG is supposed to be at the US Open men’s final on Sunday. I hope he gets booed and cursed at by everyone at Arthur Ashe if he shows up. Wouldn’t shock me to see that idiot try to take the trophy with him and claim it as his own.

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1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:

So Trump is a snitch?

Could he have volunteered to act as informant in exchange for immunity when Epstein snagged that property he wanted? Maybe he had gotten word that heat was coming down and it was a perfect two birds situation. 

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25 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

TFG is supposed to be at the US Open men’s final on Sunday. I hope he gets booed and cursed at by everyone at Arthur Ashe if he shows up. Wouldn’t shock me to see that idiot try to take the trophy with him and claim it as his own.

He'll probably suggest they re-name the court for a real tennis icon like Bobby Riggs, not some DEI hero like Ashe. 

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17 minutes ago, BearMace said:

Could he have volunteered to act as informant in exchange for immunity when Epstein snagged that property he wanted? Maybe he had gotten word that heat was coming down and it was a perfect two birds situation. 

Something like that would be all over those files. He would definitely not want that getting out. I mean, in theory of course.

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16 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

 


Trump: “We could’ve won every war but we chose to be very politically correct, or wokey.”

 

Weird Al’s next parody should be “Wokey Paradise.”

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9 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Hey pal, the 35 and the 1 are no picnic either!

Experienced that once.  Not a picnic.

6 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Any transplant Californian who calls I-35 the 35 should be shipped back immediately.

No take backs.  Sorry.

5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Television Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

Yup

3 hours ago, flatdawgs said:

We in Washington state stand in solidarity with you on this one, Texas.

And everyone north of San Luis Obispo apparently 

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The economy will be good … in 2027



He can't say a timeline prior to the midterms because he'll get called out when it doesn't happen. It'll be "right after the midterms, you watch."
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1 hour ago, UpperWestside said:

TFG is supposed to be at the US Open men’s final on Sunday. I hope he gets booed and cursed at by everyone at Arthur Ashe if he shows up. Wouldn’t shock me to see that idiot try to take the trophy with him and claim it as his own.

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Posted (edited)

ICE gotta go to this Chiefs-Charger game and deport all these messicans dancing all sexy and shit at halftime. 

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Weigh-ins at the fucking Lincoln Memorial. Did anyone have their expectations that low even after hearing we were going to have UFC fights at the White House?

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Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, tx ind said:

It’ll suck just like the parade

Saw a clip of someone on Fox saying Chinas (extremely well organized and impressive)parade was a sign of weakness. What the fuck was our wet fart then?

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i mean yeah, if we're gonna be fascist and have a dictator and all that shit can we at least get a cool parade? aggy was more impressive. 

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32 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Jesus. Even President Camacho had the decency to host his monster truck dildo fights off White House grounds.

President Camacho also had to deal with actual checks and balances. The House of Representin' clearly regarded itself as part of a co-equal branch of government. 

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This has been rumored for a long time. Some time before his legal troubles started, Epstein outbid Trump for a mansion. Trump supposedly got pissed and ratted out Epstein. And the rest is history.....

You’ve got that backwards. Epstein was bidding on a famous Palm Beach property and brought Trump along while they toured it to see what he thought. Trump then fucked over Epstein and snagged it out from under him. That’s allegedly when their friendship ended and it was because Epstein ended it, not Dotard.


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