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6 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


Make America 1987 again!

Now that's something I could get behind ...got my driver's license in '87 which was a game changer for me.

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2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

National Emergency on Southern Border. EO 1.

Catch and Release is over. (This apply to fishing as well?)

Troops heading south. Bunch of pissed of grunts around the country.

Cartels Foriegn Terrorist Groups. Um... That is bigger than a lot realize.

War on international gangs within the US. Feds gonna be used.

I know a small company in NB that is opening up the champagne.

I know what these might portend, but I'd still like to see some serious unpacking of these as they pertain to our southern neighbors. Like, shit's obvious for Mexico, but I also wonder if there's wiggle room in there for fucking with Panama's canal.

Up for discussion in the FP thread?

Our national nightmare round 2. I’m not ready. 

37 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

I. Can’t. Even. 
 

This looks like a bad Dick Tracy scene. 

They all look like Dick Tracy villains. Because none of this is real. 

I did not watch one second of that shitshow. I win.

39 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

Me: (Cant hold my tounge anymore). You know he believes in incest and pedo right?

Her: I dont care. Everyone does it anyway.

Torbush 

Just now, msbesq said:

I did not watch one second of that shitshow. I win.

me either. I was waiting for someone to signal it was over. so, thanks for that. *high five*

27 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

He can’t keep getting away with this!

Every post you make is over the top and trollish

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

me either. I was waiting for someone to signal it was over. so, thanks for that. *high five*

"This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning"

- Winston Churchill

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

"This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning"

- Winston Churchill

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13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the south will rise again !!!!

 

We all know that wouldn’t have happened if Trump was in office, amirite!

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the south will rise again !!!!

 

That's a bit. Has to be. The English is way too good.

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Confused Thinking GIF

Translation ...our long national nightmare has only just begun.

Buckle up buttercup!

Just now, gmr548 said:

That's a bit. Has to be. The English is way too good.

Yup, anyone who's listened to more than 3 seconds of the call-in portion of a Paul Finebaum show can detect that as BS

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Where's Eric? And the bullhorn chick?

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On 1/19/2025 at 2:21 AM, tx 3 putt said:

why was everything so dark ?

 

 

Do it, Kylo Ren.

58 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Nope, Annie is not ok. Not only can she still not afford eggs, she spent thousand of dollars to travel to DC for an inauguration she couldn't get into. And she's about to lose her disability, social security, and Medicaid benefits

Good.

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12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

 

wtf !!!

20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

As a Mavs fan for life, this is funny on multiple levels

 

Joe Rogan is not in that pic

1 hour ago, Enemy07 said:

.Me: (Cant hold my tounge anymore). You know he believes in incest and pedo right?

Her: I dont care. Everyone does it anyway.

 

This is where I say “Everyone? You won’t be seeing your grandkids ever again.” 

i would also mention to her that if she can't prove how her parents got here, they might take her and your SO too

9 minutes ago, bolverk said:

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Why can’t yall take a joke?  He was just funnin!  Who among us doesn’t playfully do a nazi salute at the inauguration of the US President?  Calm down snowflakes. 

36 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

what

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fuck

4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I hope we all get assigned to the same camp.

You like jokes do ya? I got a joke for ya. Bunch of Surly posters all sittin' around in a labor camp, all wondering "how did we get here?"

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lol, anyone in a position of power in any of Musk's companies just puckered their assholes so tightly a few of them turned into mini black holes. wowwwwwwwwwwwww

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2 minutes ago, Bojack said:

You like jokes do ya? I got a joke for ya. Bunch of Surly posters all sittin' around in a labor camp, all wondering "how did we get here?"

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Are they bringing back jade helm?

so we're not even pretending anymore. 

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47 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

The perfect thing to reply to my extended family group chat praising how beautiful the ceremony was today.

 

 

25 minutes ago, bolverk said:

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Fucking disgraceful. 

i just checked DT

i'm shocked they don't have an inauguration "news" thread going

hey, DT lurkers, did any of your grandparents fight in ww2 ??

28 minutes ago, bolverk said:

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And of course he does in the most awkward, uncoordinated, tarded way possible

29 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

Joe Rogan is not in that pic

You better check your math, sir 

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speechless... I get he's special... but.... no words... No way that doesn't get some serious foreign blowback

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49 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

As a Mavs fan for life, this is funny on multiple levels

 

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2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

France 24 is like, WTF.

 

“Strange gesture”. Call it what it is. Tip-toeing around this shit is what got us here in the first place. 

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Strange gesture? This is where I fucking rage at the anti-pc crowd. They get bent if someone says retarded but couched language like that is perfectly fine. That's not a strange gesture. That's a nazi solute. We gotta stop giving these assholes cover.

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