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24 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Everyone needs to suffer.   It sucks for all of use who didn't vote for it, but we are suffering nonetheless.   Maybe if more people who voted for this actually lose their ass, homes, lives, they might consider it a mistake.  But they didn't learn from covid that having an idiot is dangerous, so I doubt they will learn again.   

The first Trump term reminds me of that Always Sunny episode when the gang used a monkey to run the bar. Then they found out the monkey was pissing in their drinks and stole all the cash from the register.

America voted for another round of pissing in their drinks and theft. It's insane.

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Wonder if Ana would consider this “Galaxy Brain”

 

I hear some folks really take advantage and switch back and forth all the time! And we pay for it!

Wait, we are giving all the tariffs to the transgender??  And I can get a free operation??  If I can choose the size of my boobs I may never leave my mansion!

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I hear some folks really take advantage and switch back and forth all the time! And we pay for it!

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2 hours ago, bolverk said:

Feeling compelled to repost this clip.

And then he journeyed to Pennsylvania, where he spent like a month and a half campaigning for me in Pennsylvania. And he's a popular guy. And he was very effective.

And he knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote-counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide, so it was pretty good. It was pretty good.

So thank you to Elon!

 

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"Oh lemme tell you folks, Elon knows all about those computers. Those vote counting computers. He knows all about how to work them, how to change them to what we want... and we ended up winning bigly because of it. What, what did I say?"

Saw the Noem ad thanking Trump… good fucking Lord. 

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45 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Wonder if Ana would consider this “Galaxy Brain”

 

 

ll curious who told him that

also, he has zero clue how tariffs work 

Imagine if you heard someone say that at your work. "We used to have so much money, but now we give it to transgender."

Ah ok so I guess in his mind the Underwood Act in 1913 was where America ceased to be great. That is a pretty radical opinion. But I know where that comes from.

But how could crimes against the trans community possibly be political.

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29 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Person, woman, man, camera, transgender!

 

stolen from @troph , trump thinks more about transgenders than transgenders think about transgenders 

Meanwhile, this is what the president is doing today.

This week’s conference is the Saudis’ third in Miami Beach since 2023, but it is the first time Trump is attending. His presence suggests the Saudis have at least partly succeeded in diverting human rights as a concern, which in the past kept guests from attending or participating.

The three-day event is drawing billionaires, wealth managers, CEOs and venture capitalists, as well as some people close to the Trump family. With the event, the Public Investment Fund is looking to draw investment back to Saudi Arabia and for opportunities in the United States.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-brings-weight-presidency-211541989.html

 

55 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

ll curious who told him that

also, he has zero clue how tariffs work 

So is there money in transgender?

Do they check?  I’ve always been a lesbian trapped in a man’s body 

2 minutes ago, troph said:

wait I coulda gotten health care for FREE??! Why didn’t anyone tell me that? Here I am paying for it myself with insurance and out of pocket, etc like a gullible noob. Fml.

And free rent, an obama phone, some tan slacks. Just ask.

Entire Hanceville, Alabama police department laid off for corruption. How much you wanna bet they all voted for Trump. The guy in the middle on the top has a MAGA hat collection numbering in the 100s.

 

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On 2/21/2025 at 5:41 AM, SimonBolivar said:

First time in my life I saw the US lose a game and thought "good."

Similar thought here, except mine had the addendum "Fuck the Tkachuk borthers and their fucking dad, too".

21 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Entire Hanceville, Alabama police department laid off for corruption. How much you wanna bet they all voted for Trump. The guy in the middle on the top has a MAGA hat collection numbering in the 100s.

 

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These guys have the nerve to judge others. 

26 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

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The average IQ in that picture is about the same as the temp in my living room right now.

I remember when conspiracy was a crime. Those were the good ole days.

3 hours ago, Nivek said:

Everyone needs to suffer.   It sucks for all of use who didn't vote for it, but we are suffering nonetheless.   Maybe if more people who voted for this actually lose their ass, homes, lives, they might consider it a mistake.  But they didn't learn from covid that having an idiot is dangerous, so I doubt they will learn again.   

Also people who couldn’t be bothered to vote at all need to suffer so they won’t make the same mistake next time 

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Also people who couldn’t be bothered to vote at all need to suffer so they won’t make the same mistake next time 

This. their defense of "does my vote really matter" pisses me off. Yes asshole. If anything it shows there is opposition.

 

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

The average IQ in that picture is about the same as the temp in my living room right now.

Brrrrrrr. Close the windows, turn the heater on. 

14 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

The average IQ in that picture is about the same as the temp in my living room right now.

Drip your faucets

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Entire Hanceville, Alabama police department laid off for corruption. How much you wanna bet they all voted for Trump. The guy in the middle on the top has a MAGA hat collection numbering in the 100s.

 

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What the hell did they do to Will Ferrell?

 

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48 minutes ago, Constant said:

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These guys have the nerve to judge others. 

Showing calf like a whore

47 minutes ago, Constant said:

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These guys have the nerve to judge others. 

Why is the Vice President wearing capri pants?

 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Will Feral 

Looks like he has been feasting on raw Alabama wild hogs for the last few years.

1 minute ago, F250 said:

Why is the Vice President wearing capri pants?

 

It is the rage at MaL with the Ivanka group.

4 minutes ago, F250 said:

What the hell did they do to Will Ferrell?

 

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Holy hypotelorism. That dude is the poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome 

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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I hear some folks really take advantage and switch back and forth all the time! And we pay for it!

 

if you do this as a male, go get $$$ to trans into a female, then $$$ again to a male ... do they reattach your old penis or do you get a new penis ?

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

if you do this as a male, go get $$$ to trans into a female, then $$$ again to a male ... do they reattach your old penis or do you get a new penis ?

But do they make it longer and thicker?

 

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

if you do this as a male, go get $$$ to trans into a female, then $$$ again to a male ... do they reattach your old penis or do you get a new penis ?

I assume you’d get the most recently removed penis.  Government efficiency. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I assume you’d get the most recently removed penis.  Government efficiency. 

so an elon dick?

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

so an elon dick?

You starting to understand now why everyone is doing it?

4 hours ago, F250 said:

The first Trump term reminds me of that Always Sunny episode when the gang used a monkey to run the bar. Then they found out the monkey was pissing in their drinks and stole all the cash from the register.

America voted for another round of pissing in their drinks and theft. It's insane.

They voted for the monkey to shit in their beer this go around and take their car keys in addition to their wallets. This go around is way worse because the monkey vowed to be worse and do more damage and they all agreed sure thing.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Entire Hanceville, Alabama police department laid off for corruption. How much you wanna bet they all voted for Trump. The guy in the middle on the top has a MAGA hat collection numbering in the 100s.

 

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Those look like the faces of trumps soon to be Capitol police anti corruption gang/unit.

That one guy's hood would be the size of a teepee.

maybe thats radical larry all grownt up 

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1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

More push back against Musk.

 

 

Fight The Power Episode 147 GIF by Soul Train

 

trump EO incoming, DOGE is over all govt employees 

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Fight The Power Episode 147 GIF by Soul Train

 

trump EO incoming, DOGE is over all govt employees 

Amb. Tibor is not an appointee. He is career and well respected.

Watch State be the one to say fuck off. DoD will be sucking Hegseth dick but diplomats will laugh and continue the work.

Patel pushed back today as well. Same message.

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