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1 hour ago, Nuge said:

Let's just send a message to that address.  Invite him to a kegger and see if he shows up.  Then we'll know.

 

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2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

This can't possibly be real.  I mean, I'm about as far out on the ledge as you can go, but this would be completely beyond the pale.

Why would this even surprise anyone? The Republican Party has been a Russian asset for years. 
They literally told us so when they didn’t know someone was recording. 
“This is how we know we’re a real family here”.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah.....it's damning enough -- I'm talking "kill shot, and he should likely be in prison" damning -- that I need to see a lot more info to support the assertion that that is actually his email address.

Prison lol. When did you get off the ledge.

5 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Two months? Did you miss 2015-2021?

Yeah man, I did. Was it bad or something?

This is sooooo much worse. I would kill for Trump's first term right now. 

Just now, Red Five said:

Yeah man, I did. Was it bad or something?

This is sooooo much worse. I would kill for Trump's first term right now. 

I was referring to the idea that the last two months we’ve done everything Russia wanted. Every action he’s taken since declaring he was running has been to help Russia.

11 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

I was referring to the idea that the last two months we’ve done everything Russia wanted. Every action he’s taken since declaring he was running has been to help Russia.

Still orders of magnitude different. I half expect Alaska to belong to Russia by June. 

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Still orders of magnitude different. I half expect Alaska to belong to Russia by June. 

You think this is orders of magnitude different than coordinating with Russia to dig up dirt on your presidential opponent in exchange for lifting US sanctions?

It’s not like this would be the first time it’s been discovered they were communicating with Russia. This is run of the mill for this team.

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Imagine, even in the depths of Trump's first term, Canada coming right out and saying we're not allies anymore. 

I was casually having drinks on Brisket's ledge after reelection, but even I am surprised with the speed of our descent. Truly remarkable.

I wish I could be content to say I told you so. But instead it's more like "GET OFF THE SHIP NOW OR WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE, YOU GODDAMN MORONS!"

27 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Why would this even surprise anyone? The Republican Party has been a Russian asset for years. 
They literally told us so when they didn’t know someone was recording. 
“This is how we know we’re a real family here”.

It's not that I find it unbelievable that they would be Russian assets, but would he really use his real name?  I mean, aliases are spy craft 101. 

Just now, DixonHur said:

It's not that I find it unbelievable that they would be Russian assets, but would he really use his real name?  I mean, aliases are spy craft 101. 

Does Hegseth strike you as someone who’s well versed in spy craft? Or anything for that matter?

He is not a spy. He is a drunk Fox News contributor 

3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Does Hegseth strike you as someone who’s well versed in spy craft? Or anything for that matter?

 

2 minutes ago, safe sex said:

He is not a spy. He is a drunk Fox News contributor 

I would assume they had handlers who would be like, "yeah, no Pete, you gotta use a fake name"

2 minutes ago, safe sex said:

He is not a spy. He is a drunk Fox News contributor 

I'd speculate more of a useful idiot; there to be the shiny suited slurring distraction while the real deal agents are going through all the wallets files, aligning the systems for the future, and whatever else they can get away with. It's not like anyone with baseball bats is out there stopping the mafia from entering the store.

4 minutes ago, safe sex said:

He is not a spy. He is a drunk Fox News contributor 

It does feel like Trump appointed all of his people on dares. "I dare you to hire that fuckwad."

5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

 

I would assume they had handlers who would be like, "yeah, no Pete, you gotta use a fake name"

Why? Russia doesn’t care if people know he’s an asset. Makes them look stronger anyway.

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Why? Russia doesn’t care if people know he’s an asset. Makes them look stronger anyway.

Not buying that.  I'll need further corroboration before I believe that email is real.

Even then, while having a .ru is odd, what's the point?  Why would the Russian government give a shit about the top-level domain of his email?

5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Not even the Smithsonian is safe.

 

 

 

Welp, bye-bye slavery exhibit.  Glad I got a chance to see it.

It will now be referred to as the Great American Trade School Era Exhibit, where black men, women and children were saved from poverty by being taught valuable skills.

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csb/ A (very accomplished) buddy worked on the Julia Childs’ kitchen exhibit at the Smithsonian. /csb

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Tax crimes looking particularly tasty.

Only if you're rich enough to play games with your return. I'm sure they'll still go after the middle class and poor folks who can't do that. 

Only if you're rich enough to play games with your return. I'm sure they'll still go after the middle class and poor folks who can't do that. 

Only loser middle class pay taxes. Supposedly bezos qualified for a child tax credit.
On 3/26/2025 at 8:48 PM, tchookem said:

What makes me rage is the fact that they can basically say, "Yeah, so what?" and they still choose lying. It's not like anything will come out of it. Wouldn't it be bigger big dick energy to own it and keep your job anyway?
 

They are still operating with a concept that they need to keep up appearances.  Soon they will figure out that they really do not and will start saying “Yea I fucking did it and will keep doing it and aint shit you are gonna do to stop me!”   It reminds me of the closing scene of A Few Good Men but instead of getting arrested, everyone in the court gets on their knees and licks Jack’s taint.  That is our reality.

There's no way the Hegseth Russian email thing is real. Pretty good as far as hoaxes go. 

18 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

They are still operating with a concept that they need to keep up appearances.  Soon they will figure out that they really do not and will start saying “Yea I fucking did it and will keep doing it and aint shit you are gonna do to stop me!”   It reminds me of the closing scene of A Few Good Men but instead of getting arrested, everyone in the court gets on their knees and licks Jack’s taint.  That is our reality.

I really think they just get off to gaslighting and trolling us non-magats. 

4 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

There's no way the Hegseth Russian email thing is real. Pretty good as far as hoaxes go. 

Fuck, at this point how do you know what's absurd and what's not?

12 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Fuck, at this point how do you know what's absurd and what's not?

We've all been asking ourselves that for almost 10 years now.

47 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I really think they just get off to gaslighting and trolling us non-magats. 

They get off jerking it to torture porn.

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42 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

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I'm surprised they didn't arrest the reporter and say he hacked into a classified meeting and created a national security breach.  Really, as reality goes, they just make it up.  

2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

csb/ A (very accomplished) buddy worked on the Julia Childs’ kitchen exhibit at the Smithsonian. /csb

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3 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

Why would this even surprise anyone? The Republican Party has been a Russian asset for years. 
They literally told us so when they didn’t know someone was recording. 
“This is how we know we’re a real family here”.

I don’t remember this one. 

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2 hours ago, Updawg said:


Only loser middle class pay taxes. Supposedly bezos qualified for a child tax credit.

 

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(Warren) Buffett also shared just how much Berkshire Hathaway contributes to the federal government, revealing an astonishing figure: "We sent in over $5 billion to the US federal government last year. If 800 other companies had done the same thing, no other person in the United States would have had to pay a dime of federal taxes—no income taxes, no Social Security taxes, no estate taxes."

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/warren-buffett-paid-5-billion-150020350.html

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Surely the Marines allow cover with eyeliner. 

Hey Ron, we share military planning with the media over unsecure communications and say the information is not classified. It’s okay to wear your cover inside now.

Man all that traitorous dictator stuff is a nothing burger for the TexAgs crew but anyone who is a good bull old ag that lives to yell "UNCOVER!" at the 2%ers has themselves quite the predicament. 

 

Whoop!

Tariffs are really starting to hit. Expect everything to go up in price. Steel tariffs are hitting. A friend just paid 25% for Japanese goods.

I say everything will go up in price because they deal in construction equipment. Those costs go up, everything down line from construction will go up to cover those costs. Yippie.

On 3/26/2025 at 8:09 AM, Chad Fuck said:

It's because her soul is leaving her body and she's having ugly visions of her future.  Like this:

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Man spoiler that. That’s nightmare fuel.

45 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

A friend just paid 25% for Japanese goods.

I want that deal.

I'd buy every bag of Hi-Chews I could find if I were getting 75% off.

 

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Trump pardoned Nikola (EV car maker) CEO who had been found guilty of defrauding investors due to lies about the company. Prosecutors had been pushing the judge to get the CEO to pay restitutions upwards of $700m to the defrauded investors.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/28/trump-pardons-nikola-trevor-milton-ceo-securities-fraud-electric-vehicle.html

Oh, and the now-pardoned felon is currently represented by Pam Bondi's brother.

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

R/USMC has been in mod melt-down mode because it's impossible to talk about stuff like this in an apolitical manner. 

8 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

R/USMC has been in mod melt-down mode because it's impossible to talk about stuff like this in an apolitical manner. 

I imagine TexAgs is struggling with that photo, and more than few former Marines making excuses how the sitting VP has a pass.

11 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

They get off jerking it to torture porn.

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Let's be honest, even if she weren't an evil cunt, she would still be butt ass ugly.

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