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1 hour ago, tx ind said:

100%, I have a place in Port A so I get down every ~4-6 weeks. It’s been a steady decline on the flags and MAGA shit for at least the last 6 months.

Even saw peace sign flags and Gulf of Mexico stuff back over Labor Day. There’s still MAGA shit but nothing like it was a year ago and you have to be looking for it.

I posted this in the Leopards thread, but my son and I went down to Seadrift last weekend, and didn’t see a single flag on 183>87>185 all the way down and back. Saw one tattered 4x8 Trump 2020 sign on what might have been an abandoned double-wide around Luling. No Trump flags or stickers on any of the golf carts or brodozers at Bubba’s either.

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I recall the “haven’t seen many dotard flags” discussion right before the 2024 election too. Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

I recall the “haven’t seen many dotard flags” discussion right before the 2024 election too. Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet.

This.

We have spent decades creating, cultivating, and magnifying the very worst of humanity. That won't go away just because they realize that Trump is a crooked dick. In fact, that revelation may well deepen their devotion.

The American people love mean, malevolent dickheads who hurt "the other." They are getting what they want and love.

18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I recall the “haven’t seen many dotard flags” discussion right before the 2024 election too. Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet.

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As if a guy whose hand bruises from hand shaking is a picture of physical health anyway.

On 12/28/2025 at 10:10 AM, RomaVicta said:

That letter is so disgusting that I could not finish it. It wasn't that long ago that the first few paragraphs would have been enough to destroy a politician in the public's mind.

The active support for this man and the acquiescent non-opposition is sickening. The acquiescent likely remains unaware of this. Uninterested. Un-citizens of the republic. The active support shows how our attitude towards bullies has changed. A great number of us cheer them.

I stopped reading the irony of the writer's claim that Trump had saved the building from almost certain destruction. We had to defile the building to save it.

exactly. 4 one sentence "paragraphs"? what the fuck?

Yes Rob, the reason Mark Ruffalo can get work as an actor and you can't has nothing to do with the fact that he is truly gifted and you are a C-level hack. It's all politics.

5 minutes ago, yoladu said:

exactly. 4 one sentence "paragraphs"? what the fuck?

Definitely written by a lawyer

15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So is he receiving injections in both hands?

If it's a regular infusion as suspected, they probably have to move it around to keep from fucking up his old ass veins. He's probably too vain to get a permanent port.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

This.

We have spent decades creating, cultivating, and magnifying the very worst of humanity. That won't go away just because they realize that Trump is a crooked dick. In fact, that revelation may well deepen their devotion.

The American people love mean, malevolent dickheads who hurt "the other." They are getting what they want and love.

Greed is good, greed works.

23 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So is he receiving injections in both hands?

Most likely.

When you're getting infusions or IV drugs, the veins in one arm, hand, whatever, tend to "collapse," so you have to go hunting for other places.

Things probably aren't really bad for him or they'd have installed a pic port to avoid that problem.

It could also be ease of bruising due to blood thinners, which actually might make the handshake thing make sense, along with any other "contact." That is, hit your hand on something, get an ugly bruise.

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50 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So is he receiving injections in both hands?

Well, how do you have YOUR adrenochrome administered?

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well, how do you have YOUR adrenochrome administered?

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well, how do you have YOUR adrenochrome administered?

In the future Authoritarian Dictatorship of Brisketexan, all medications and treatments will be administered in suppository form only.

NowThis will be my Secretary of HHS.

4 minutes ago, Derka said:

There are still people who do not believe that our species needs to be completely wiped from the earth.

Show them this video, and they'll come around.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

In the future Authoritarian Dictatorship of Brisketexan, all medications and treatments will be administered in suppository form only.

NowThis will be my Secretary of HHS.

That's two NowThis mentions by Brisket in like 12 hours. I think we figured out one of Brisket's socks.

11 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

That's two NowThis mentions by Brisket in like 12 hours. I think we figured out one of Brisket's socks.

NowThis has been our official proxy when speaking of buttstuff. No substitute has come forward. Unless, of course, you're volunteering.

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biggest power bill ever and the most ive spent on an heb run (normal shopping)

thanks trump !

On 12/28/2025 at 8:14 AM, Red Five said:

Are empty seats the goal?

UCLA's AD seems to think so

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Check out the predictions Americans made in 1998 about what America would look like in 2025. A few were quite prescient:

https://www.aol.com/articles/americans-1998-tried-predict-2025-120059255.html

In the year 1998, Bill Clinton was facing impeachment proceedings, “Titanic” was cleaning up at the Oscars and most households still had landline phones. Gallup and USA Today called up 1,055 Americans on those landlines and asked them for their best predictions about a year in the distant future: 2025.

Those predictions are now memorialized via polling archives maintained by the Roper Center at Cornell University. So, with the final days of 2025 now slipping into the past, here’s a look back at how some of them held up.

Some were surprisingly prescient. Most Americans predicted that, over the next 27 years, the country would have elected a Black president, gay marriages would be legal and commonplace and a “deadly new disease” would have emerged.

Most people in 1998 correctly doubted that space travel would be common for ordinary Americans or that alien life forms would have made contact.

Other predictions didn’t hold up as well. About two-thirds of Americans thought the country would have elected a female president by now. More than half expected a cure for cancer and 61% expected that “people will routinely live to be 100 years old.” (The world is not quite there yet.)

The poll also asked some less quantifiable questions about the direction the country was taking. It revealed plenty of pessimism.

While 70% thought quality of life would improve for the rich, respondents were about split on whether things would improve or worsen for the middle class, and most expected life to get worse for the poor. Nearly 8 in 10 expected Americans in the future to have less personal privacy, and 57% thought that they’d experience less personal freedom. Most also expected higher crime rates, poorer environmental quality and lower moral values. A 71% majority said it would be harder to raise children to be good people.

There were a few bright spots in Americans’ outlook: Most believed race relations would improve and that medical care would be more available, if less affordable.

Gallup is still polling, of course, albeit with less of an emphasis on landlines. So we can get a sense of how Americans’ overall outlook on the country has changed over the past 27 years. In fall 1998, about 60% of Americans said they were satisfied with the way things were going in the US.

Today, that number stands at 24%.

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I recall the “haven’t seen many dotard flags” discussion right before Elon manipulated equipment & Trump had a faked earlobe shooting / killed a retired firefighter.

Yeah, that part.

& I still don't need to throw out any "Harris swag" that I never bought.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Surely somebody recorded that shit with their own no phone if it was on speakerphone.

9 minutes ago, Satchel said:

In fall 1998, about 60% of Americans said they were satisfied with the way things were going in the US.

Sounds about right.

9 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Today, that number stands at 24%.

Sounds too fucking high. But I guess that tells us our rock-solid percentage of Americans who think that charging full-steam ahead into white supremacist authoritarianism is a "things are going pretty well" sorta deal.

One quarter of Americans are truly irredeemable pieces of shit. THAT sounds about right, I guess.

20 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Most believed race relations would improve and that medical care would be more available, if less affordable.

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Also,

She apparently thinks there/s a discovery rule on the federal criminal statute of limitations.

Except as otherwise expressly provided by law, no person shall be prosecuted, tried, or punished for any offense, not capital, unless the indictment is found or the information is instituted within five years next after such offense shall have been committed.

Dumbfuck. UVa Law 1993. @DDD Dad ?

Some context to the above.

Trumpco is running up investigations against Brennan and others relating to the "Russia Hoax," all of which occurred in the 2016-2017 timeframe, long past any statute of limitations.

They're also doing it out of Florida and angling to try to get it in front of Cannon. Well, none of the defendants reside in Florida or did at the time of any alleged offense, and no element of the offense occurred in Florida, so there is no way a criminal case could be properly venued there.

Grisly detail. https://justthenews.com/sites/default/files/2025-12/BrennanAltongaLetter12-22-25.pdf

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

But I guess that tells us our rock-solid percentage of Americans who think that charging full-steam ahead into white supremacist authoritarianism is a "things are going pretty well" sorta deal.

This presumes they are aware of the "authoritarian" part. They LOVE the white supremacist part.

26 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

The crowd sizes will be, uh, smaller. And only for the donor class.

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

UCLA's AD seems to think so

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This is almost as bad as, or actually even worse than, when non-Texas schools play Mo Bamba. I get that Jumpman is its own brand and wants to do licensing deals with as many schools as possible, but the motherfucker went to UNC. His image and likeness should not be tied to UCLA or ousux.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

biggest power bill ever and the most ive spent on an heb run (normal shopping)

thanks trump !

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6 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The crowd sizes will be, uh, smaller. And only for the donor class.

Scarcity for the donor class driving up the price, which goes straight to Trumpco. Always be grifting.

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