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57 minutes ago, Bojack said:

I remember hearing a news story several years ago about regular press conferences that Putin holds where commoners come forward and tell him of some problem they're having like a road in disrepair, broken down tractor, or whatever. Putin will then make a grand gesture of fixing their troubles and Russian state media will cover it. I expect we'll be getting some of that soon with these people pleading with Trump and Elon.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Bojack said:

I remember hearing a news story several years ago about regular press conferences that Putin holds where commoners come forward and tell him of some problem they're having like a road in disrepair, broken down tractor, or whatever. Putin will then make a grand gesture of fixing their troubles and Russian state media will cover it. I expect we'll be getting some of that soon with these people pleading with Trump and Elon.

Like having an audience with a king of old.

23 minutes ago, royiv said:

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This is exactly how I heard it.

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Posted

Democrats deserve this after pulling their hair out in a summer debate nobody watched and gave up incumbency. I was wrongly given shit by most of you retards in the thread but it’s just another data point now.

More importantly, kiss my Kid Rock middle fingers. You don’t need a 50 state strategy to win and you don’t need to contest everywhere. Put an attractive white male who fucks women at the top and it’s an easy win. The embrace of fucking pink pony hair and pear shaped perverts needs to end and the sooner we all ship them off to Bangkok we will win.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Democrats deserve this after pulling their hair out in a summer debate nobody watched and gave up incumbency. I was wrongly given shit by most of you retards in the thread but it’s just another data point now.

If Biden had stayed in, Trump would have won every state he won against Harris, plus add maybe a couple like New Jersey and Minnesota.

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Posted
14 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Democrats deserve this after pulling their hair out in a summer debate nobody watched and gave up incumbency. I was wrongly given shit by most of you retards in the thread but it’s just another data point now.

More importantly, kiss my Kid Rock middle fingers. You don’t need a 50 state strategy to win and you don’t need to contest everywhere. Put an attractive white male who fucks women at the top and it’s an easy win. The embrace of fucking pink pony hair and pear shaped perverts needs to end and the sooner we all ship them off to Bangkok we will win.

Full retard

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Nope. All media markets are controlled by dems. Instead of being reactionary 24 hour worrisome bitches, you move on. They chose not to.

Democrats will surely be back in control of Texas any day now.

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10 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Hey guys! all the 50 years old have nots know the answer

As you sob uncontrollably hoping your parents will give you something when they pass on

Everything ok man?

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Posted
12 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Hey guys! all the 50 years old have nots know the answer

As you sob uncontrollably hoping your parents will give you something when they pass on

What are you talking about?  Is this fueled by alcohol, meth or both?

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16 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I don’t drink or do drugs, this board clearly does when every answer to Democrat problems is spend more money on advertising.

Got it. So, it's just the schizophrenia that leads you to type completely nonsensical declarations that have nothing to do with the discussion at hand? I am guessing you have had an issue with alcohol and drugs in the past. 

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Imagine being this drunk you think you’re a psychologist.

The topic was and is always how to win. Hot people know the answer. Run hot people. If you’re both running old people, you’re both retards. If one is an incumbent, that helps.

Posted
1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

Democrats deserve this after pulling their hair out in a summer debate nobody watched and gave up incumbency. I was wrongly given shit by most of you retards in the thread but it’s just another data point now.

More importantly, kiss my Kid Rock middle fingers. You don’t need a 50 state strategy to win and you don’t need to contest everywhere. Put an attractive white male who fucks women at the top and it’s an easy win. The embrace of fucking pink pony hair and pear shaped perverts needs to end and the sooner we all ship them off to Bangkok we will win.

Are you taking the pot?

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Posted
33 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

But they do

So let me get this straight. Democrats, who control the media markets in the United States, don't control the media markets in Texas, which is in the United States.

Do I have that right?

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Posted
2 hours ago, GenXer said:

Ex-Dem operative with genetic disease votes for trump.

Protest vote outcome: leopards

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“I don’t understand…” would make a really good tombstone quote when she dies from primary ciliary dyskinesia. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

Democrats deserve this after pulling their hair out in a summer debate nobody watched and gave up incumbency. I was wrongly given shit by most of you retards in the thread but it’s just another data point now.

More importantly, kiss my Kid Rock middle fingers. You don’t need a 50 state strategy to win and you don’t need to contest everywhere. Put an attractive white male who fucks women at the top and it’s an easy win. The embrace of fucking pink pony hair and pear shaped perverts needs to end and the sooner we all ship them off to Bangkok we will win.

i am 100% pro-diversity and have gone out of my way in my life to support dei before it was a thing

apologies troph if you're reading this - please take no offense

i am repping stassney on this - every segment of the rebel alliance would be better off today if the left had taken a heteromale non-embrace campaign with max force projection in the swing states

pink pony hair and the tq part of the acronym were weaponized as boat anchors around our necks and if we survive few reading this will live to see the restoration of the law and the values of the founders

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Posted
55 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Nope. All media markets are controlled by dems. Instead of being reactionary 24 hour worrisome bitches, you move on. They chose not to.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

So let me get this straight. Democrats, who control the media markets in the United States, don't control the media markets in Texas, which is in the United States.

Do I have that right?

Yes

Posted
Just now, Goofyboy said:

For fucks sake - take this shit to another thread. This is for leopards eating faces. You’re fucking up my enjoyment of people FAFO.

Literally it’s all fake

Posted
6 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


You assume that we'll have free and fair elections next time around. 

Re: Republicans liking spending cuts, just not in their states, if you think about it, it makes sense. California and New York are donor states. They put in more money in taxes than they get out. Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Alaska ... these are parasite states. They get more money from the federal government than they put in.  So when spending cuts come around, guess who gets hurt the most? 

They really should propose some legislation where blue states should start discounting their payments to the federal government.  Why is it California's fucking problem that the Dakotas don't pay enough?  They got 2x the senators so they should get to brainstorming on how to not be a fucking welfare state.   They don't need $5k/resident (N. Dakota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Wyoming) when their property values are shit compared to California.   

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Posted
10 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Literally it’s all fake

Keep saying that, bitch. Repeat bullshit enough times, dumbfucks like yourself believe it.

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Posted (edited)

Name calling about fake twitter posts when we have 3 proud Americans in the penalty box fighting Canadians is cool. More fight in 9 seconds than all democrats

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Posted
17 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I just did 5 minutes of consultant work, I’ll bill the board later

Big tents don’t mean big carnivals.

Thank you for your service.

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Posted
4 hours ago, GenXer said:

Tom Smude of smude’s sunflower oil is happy that government is slashing spending while also confused why he isn’t gonna get government money. Main character syndrome makes another appearance.

Be a shame if someone were to help tom understand the hypocrisy in his worldview.


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tom smude is confused

Socialism for me but not for thee

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Posted (edited)

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I just saw that this was previously posted but it's so good that I don't care and I want it at the top of the page.

MOAR!!!!

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Posted
24 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

How are you still probationary at 16 years?

I think I've read elsewhere that employees go back on probationary status when they change departments, which was the case with this person.

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Posted
26 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

How are you still probationary at 16 years?

He transferred between agencies. He went from USDA to DHS then back to USDA recently.

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Posted
Just now, Bojack said:

He transferred between agencies. He went from USDA to DHS then back to USDA recently.

Sounds like he's going to just have to pull himself up by his bootstraps.

Thoughts and prayers.

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I don’t drink or do drugs, this board clearly does when every answer to Democrat problems is spend more money on advertising.

If your not under the influence of something, you’re going to need to go to a doctor.
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Posted
3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Name calling about fake twitter posts when we have 3 proud Americans in the penalty box fighting Canadians is cool. More fight in 9 seconds than all democrats

Just be better. You seam like you're bitter because you are poor and cant afford to live in North West Hills, Tarrytown, or Westlake. Why does where you live matter to you?  

Posted
4 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Literally it’s all fake

No, I’m pretty sure Trump voters are that stupid. 

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