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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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3 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Big dumb eyes

As said elsewhere, this ignorance is quite similar to maga and they probably are maga, if they can even vote or do vote..  But it has its genesis somewhere else.

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Cubans deserve all the Leopards possible.

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3 hours ago, bolverk said:

Age of Enshittenment

Enshitenment, it rhymes with Enlightenment but incorporates the German word shite

9 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Enshitenment, it rhymes with Enlightenment but incorporates the German word shite

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On 3/20/2025 at 9:34 AM, Ghost of LL said:

Joseph diGenova, who has spent the last several years running around every cable news program he can find stanning for Donald Trump, just got his SSN and other personal information leaked when Trump declassified the JFK files in the typically slapdash manner that we have come to expect from this Administration.

So that's fun.

I haven't seen that fuckface in years. Does the fat fuck still wave an unlit cigar nonstop?

2 hours ago, mchookem said:

i mean when you have a passle of kids you're bound to lose one here or there

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Fuck around and find out.

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3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah that vacant look in their eyes just screams intelligence. 

TBH, I have that same look after what the trees/grasses have unleashed in Houston. 

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I’ve lost the ability to critically think here lately but not vaccinating for measles is fucking child abuse and I don’t understand how they can get away with it. Maybe I should not believe in paying taxes. 

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Cubans deserve all the Leopards possible.

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ohhhhh 

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not the poor Ukranians and Venezualans escaping war zones and whatever horrible plight in their home countries... but fuck them cubans.

23 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

I’ve lost the ability to critically think here lately but not vaccinating for measles is fucking child abuse and I don’t understand how they can get away with it. Maybe I should not believe in paying taxes. 

Don't worry, pretty soon it will be illegal to vaccinate your kids.

29 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

I’ve lost the ability to critically think here lately but not vaccinating for measles is fucking child abuse and I don’t understand how they can get away with it. Maybe I should not believe in paying taxes. 

If you ask them, they have vague but extremely strong beliefs that vaccines are dangerous. And it's RUDE (!!!!!) to point out their delusion

14 hours ago, miguelito said:

Don't worry, pretty soon it will be illegal to vaccinate your kids.

loophole!
 

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20 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Oh my god, I feel so sad for kids born into families like this. Extra sad knowing I grew up with a mom who was antivax and had to get all my shots at age 27 to travel abroad for work. I was going to Nigeria and they had a whole list of required vaccines to enter the country. Nigeria of all places has stricter immigration/work visa vaccine requirements than the US. Just bonkers. 

 

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Those people look white as hell.  I thought it was the nasty brown immigrants that were gonna kill us all cuz they bring the diseases.

17 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

I’ve lost the ability to critically think here lately but not vaccinating for measles is fucking child abuse and I don’t understand how they can get away with it. Maybe I should not believe in paying taxes. 

Negligent homicide, imo.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/immigration/article299538114.html

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I note the inclusion of language saying “Biden-era” - to remind them what they could’ve had… and who to blame for them and their relatives and neighbors being rounded up. Not an accidental placement.  

Contributing journalist with names like “Brito, Delgado, and Torres”.  Get ready for the DOJ to investigate DEI abuse at the Miami Harold.

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Story about new Social Security requirements for accessing everything through a website and the effects on old folks in a small West Virginia town. Lots of confused seniors.

New Social Security requirements pose barriers to rural communities without internet, transportation

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“I don’t understand a lot of the stuff that’s going on right now, and I just can’t pinpoint things together, you know,” said Brenda Hughes, 72, who said she usually goes to the Social Security office in person anyway because she said she’s found it difficult to get a hold of the call center. “But maybe it’s meant to be like that.”

Mary Weaver, 72, said she doesn’t approve of Trump giving Elon Musk so much leeway to cut and change services, and she doesn’t see those measures helping McDowell County.

“He gone run for president, and he’s going to get the presidency, but he’s going to let someone else tell him how to run the country?” she asked, criticizing Trump’s relationship with Musk.

Other residents aren’t concerned. Barbara Lester, 64, said she wishes she could sit down with Trump and Musk and tell them they’re doing a fantastic job.

“And with all the money they’re saving from the fraud, they could afford to give their senior citizens an increase,” said Lester, who is retired from construction work.

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5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

“And with all the money they’re saving from the fraud, they could afford to give their senior citizens an increase,” said Lester, who is retired from construction work.

Bahaha.  Moron.

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23 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

Other residents aren’t concerned. Barbara Lester, 64, said she wishes she could sit down with Trump and Musk and tell them they’re doing a fantastic job.

“And with all the money they’re saving from the fraud, they could afford to give their senior citizens an increase,” said Lester, who is retired from construction work.

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3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Get ready for the DOJ to investigate DEI abuse at the Miami Harold.

There's a lot of bad shit to worry about right now. Please tell me this was voice-to-text so I can scratch your spelling off the list. 

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

There's a lot of bad shit to worry about right now. Please tell me this was voice-to-text so I can scratch your spelling off the list. 

Maybe he's a zoomer.

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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

There's a lot of bad shit to worry about right now. Please tell me this was voice-to-text so I can scratch your spelling off the list. 

if you thought the iPhone voice recognition software was inadequate, you really don’t want me trying to make a go of it on my own.

Are we talking about Baby Jordan?  

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58 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Heart the Harold Angles Singh

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23 hours ago, mchookem said:

not the poor Ukranians and Venezualans escaping war zones and whatever horrible plight in their home countries... but fuck them cubans.

‘Deport every person under the sun’: ICE detains Cubans during immigration appointments

Federal authorities in South Florida have recently detained at least 18 Cubans during scheduled immigration appointments, local attorneys say, highlighting that a group that has historically enjoyed special immigration benefits is not immune to the Trump administration’s intensified mass deportation efforts.

In recent years, hundreds of thousands of Cubans who crossed the U.S.-Mexico border have received I-220A forms, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement document that records someone’s release from custody subject to certain conditions.

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9 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Phlegmish.  Bravo.

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17 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Bahaha.  Moron.

“The Fraud”. I guess that’s just their blanket term now for what they think their savior is doing for them. 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

“The Fraud”. I guess that’s just their blanket term now for what they think their savior is doing for them. 

The Fraud is an appropriate name for trump

19 hours ago, bolverk said:

Story about new Social Security requirements for accessing everything through a website and the effects on old folks in a small West Virginia town. Lots of confused seniors.

New Social Security requirements pose barriers to rural communities without internet, transportation

Good snippet on cuts and process:

“I don’t understand a lot of the stuff that’s going on right now, and I just can’t pinpoint things together, you know,” said Brenda Hughes, 72, who said she usually goes to the Social Security office in person anyway because she said she’s found it difficult to get a hold of the call center. “But maybe it’s meant to be like that.”

Mary Weaver, 72, said she doesn’t approve of Trump giving Elon Musk so much leeway to cut and change services, and she doesn’t see those measures helping McDowell County.

“He gone run for president, and he’s going to get the presidency, but he’s going to let someone else tell him how to run the country?” she asked, criticizing Trump’s relationship with Musk.

Other residents aren’t concerned. Barbara Lester, 64, said she wishes she could sit down with Trump and Musk and tell them they’re doing a fantastic job.

“And with all the money they’re saving from the fraud, they could afford to give their senior citizens an increase,” said Lester, who is retired from construction work.

@pyrohornIII this is what I was talking about the other day- for 30 years rural people have kept Republicans in power so that Republicans could make sure that that city people got the best of everything. 
Between this, the voucher shit, the kids leaving, the poor rural economy, and all the hospital closures, I simply can’t believe that with appropriate focus there isn’t enough material to flip 5-6% of the vote in counties under  300k.

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Yeah but illegals and trans people. 

9 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

@pyrohornIII this is what I was talking about the other day- for 30 years rural people have kept Republicans in power so that Republicans could make sure that that city people got the best of everything. 
Between this, the voucher shit, the kids leaving, the poor rural economy, and all the hospital closures, I simply can’t believe that with appropriate focus there isn’t enough material to flip 5-6% of the vote in counties under  300k.

“And with all the money they’re saving from the fraud, they could afford to give their senior citizens an increase,”

 

holy shit i had not seen that quote, are you fucking kidding me?? 🤣🤣🤣

26 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Yeah but illegals and trans people. 

Priced in. Here’s the deal- the culture war shit is so potent in part because it’s a way to connect people and places that are better off with moral decay and violence. Incidentally this is also true on the bottom rung of the socioeconomic ladder in big cities. 
But outside of the six largest metros and a handful of vacation destinations, things are pretty bleak. And they know it. They don’t need anybody to come up with scare stories on fox to show them the problem. So Democrats in Texas need to be on the ground, in Montague and Bandera and Terry and Anderson and Jasper and Aransas and all the other counties where the suicide rate is double the state average, talking about how shitty things are and pointing fingers. 

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Medicaid expansion and school voucher issues are the easiest shots Texas Dems could attempt to work with rural republicans for overall support

Priced in. Here’s the deal- the culture war shit is so potent in part because it’s a way to connect people and places that are better off with moral decay and violence. Incidentally this is also true on the bottom rung of the socioeconomic ladder in big cities. 
But outside of the six largest metros and a handful of vacation destinations, things are pretty bleak. And they know it. They don’t need anybody to come up with scare stories on fox to show them the problem. So Democrats in Texas need to be on the ground, in Montague and Bandera and Terry and Anderson and Jasper and Aransas and all the other counties where the suicide rate is double the state average, talking about how shitty things are and pointing fingers. 

Or, counterpoint: allow Republican accelerationist destruction to do its thing and kill them in droves. An eliminated GQP vote is an eliminated GQP vote. And I’m done with giving a shit about them. What has empathy gotten us? Just taken advantage of.
33 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Medicaid expansion and school voucher issues are the easiest shots Texas Dems could attempt to work with rural republicans for overall support

There’s an opportunity for Democratic legislators to “work with rural Republicans” on wedge bills in the lege.
But the political opportunity for Texas Democrats is to flip or suppress some disaffected people in rural and exurban areas who don’t identify strongly with any party but vote Republican by default, which is probably a high single/low double digit number. 

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