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So "woke democrats" have been stealing maga's money for decades, and they should be arrested, huh. I'd love to hear more about this.

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29 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

$287 bucks in Ali Express shit.

$432 in "import charges"

A broken phone screen.  Priceless.

 

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anything that claims to answer "what they're not telling you" is 100% bullshit. this is known

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6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂😂

 

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Imagine thinking your are on the level with an always been rich, silver spoon, billionaire. Delusional. That man was in the White House bragging about how much money he made Oligarchs by flicking the tariff lightswitch on and off.

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4 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Imagine thinking your are on the level with an always been rich, silver spoon, billionaire. Delusional. That man was in the White House bragging about how much money he made Oligarchs by flicking the tariff lightswitch on and off.

 

china will pay the tariffs 

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8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

anything that claims to answer "what they're not telling you" is 100% bullshit. this is known

One of my MAGA cousins...that says she's a nurse (I think she's a CNA) posted some long diatribe about Ivermectin curing prostate cancer and "they" are withholding it from us. She's also in some kind of Ponzi scheme involving gold, so I think maybe she's not so smart. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

So "woke democrats" have been stealing maga's money for decades, and they should be arrested, huh. I'd love to hear more about this.

Money that went to minorities.

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1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

One of my MAGA cousins...that says she's a nurse (I think she's a CNA) posted some long diatribe about Ivermectin curing prostate cancer and "they" are withholding it from us. She's also in some kind of Ponzi scheme involving gold, so I think maybe she's not so smart. 

Damn. What can't Ivermectin cure?

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55 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I didn't snipe British officers at Bunker Hill in a pre-vampiric existence just to hear some mediocre blood-bag bewail his misfortune at having to toss in some extra shillings to acquire one of vile Albion's musical-artifacts. Blind musicians suffering under Jim Crow managed to purchase or even make their own instruments. Go and do likewise you moon-calf.

Have you been watching True Blood?

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12 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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i’m not really sure what she’s resisting, but I’m almost positive it’s not Little Debbie.

She got Little Debbie locked up, prolly in one of her folds somewhere.  I had a boss once that used to say My sister ain't afraid of work, she fights it every day.  There's a correlation here somewhere.  

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9 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Imagine thinking your are on the level with an always been rich, silver spoon, billionaire* Delusional. That man was in the White House bragging about how much money he made Oligarchs by flicking the tariff lightswitch on and off.

*Maybe a millionaire...

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On 4/24/2025 at 6:07 PM, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂😂

 

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Anyone who says they "did a thing" should be kicked in the nuts.

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Posted
26 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

NAIAP

 

 

His teacher exchange wife needs to sit him down with a grammar book. 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

His teacher exchange wife needs to sit him down with a grammar book. 

Doess he have a brother named Trenton and sister named Brunswick? 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Doess he have a brother named Trenton and sister named Brunswick? 

Nah, sister is named Cherry Hill. Her 18 year old daughter goes by Mount Pleasant. She works the fritter stand at Asbury Park.

You are thinking of the North NJ Domville's

 

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Exhibit whatever of how tough it is to convince people they were duped. 
 

it’s tough when it’s dozens or hundreds scammed via phishing or ponzi. 
 

we need to do it with tens of millions

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"I agree with what Elon and Trump are doing, it's the way they are doing it."

Yeah, cultist.  So, that sentence means that you DON'T agree with what they are doing.  That's how that works. 

See what I mean?

Clever.  

"No further cross examination, your honor."  (Winks at jury.)

 

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4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Nah, sister is named Cherry Hill. Her 18 year old daughter goes by Mount Pleasant. She works the fritter stand at Asbury Park.

You are thinking of the North NJ Domville's

 

Maybe her name is Elizabeth or Monroe.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

 

We Are That fucking stupid

 

America:  We are that fucking stupid.

a man with long hair and a hat is sitting in front of a refrigerator and talking .

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I heard several exit poll interviews of people that voted for Trump hoping to get that stimmy check "like when he was in office last time."

Like it was unrelated to a global pandemic and just a generous dear leader.

We Are That fucking stupid

 

Remember, its democrats who give away free shit to buy votes.

 

 

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18 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I heard several exit poll interviews of people that voted for Trump hoping to get that stimmy check "like when he was in office last time."

Like it was unrelated to a global pandemic and just a generous dear leader.

We Are That fucking stupid

Seriously?!? This is the first I’m hearing they actually expect stimulus checks… but it’s based solely on the fact we got Covid checks? Like, his platform is just to give us money for no reason? 
 

I mean, my firm did quite well processing PPP loans, so I wouldn’t complain about something like that as the economy craters due to tariffs. Maybe we’re on to something here. Fuck it. Bring on the pain, baby!

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8 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Remember, its democrats who give away free shit to buy votes.

 

 

Ironically, the low-information "free shit army" that people, including me, used to decry on these very boards now constitutes the base.

 

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Posted
25 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I don’t really know where to post this, but I just found out my MIL cashed out a bunch of blue chip stocks and dropped a couple hundred grand into Tesla over the last couple weeks. Fuck. At least, I’ve been told it’s only a couple hundred. God help us if it’s a lot more than that. 

TSLA is up something like 10%+ since its disappointing earnings report dropped. Maybe your MIL just understands the backassward reality we live in. I’m starting to think we’d all do well with the Costanza Opposite approach these days. 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

"I agree with what Elon and Trump are doing, it's the way they are doing it."

Yeah, cultist.  So, that sentence means that you DON'T agree with what they are doing.  That's how that works. 

Like if a dude violently rapes his wife, you don't get to say "I agree with what he's doing (having sex with his wife), I just don't like the way he's doing it (via violent rape)."  No, dude.  See, the ACT here is not "having sex."  The act is "violent rape."  The act being committed by Elon and Trump is not "systematically reducing actual fraud, waste, and abuse."  The act is "taking a flamethrower to a staggering number of good and important functions the government performs."

I hate how stupid these people are, and I wish there was some way to use the same propaganda outlets to convince them that the ultimate way to own tha libz, and thus their patriotic duty, is to drink a fucking quart of hemlock.

You are smart to relate this all to a subject they are familiar with. Rape

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23 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

TSLA is up something like 10%+ since its disappointing earnings report dropped. Maybe your MIL just understands the backassward reality we live in. I’m starting to think we’d all do well with the Costanza Opposite approach these days. 

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because Lobo would've

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