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55 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I didn't snipe British officers at Bunker Hill in a pre-vampiric existence just to hear some mediocre blood-bag bewail his misfortune at having to toss in some extra shillings to acquire one of vile Albion's musical-artifacts. Blind musicians suffering under Jim Crow managed to purchase or even make their own instruments. Go and do likewise you moon-calf.

Have you been watching True Blood?

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12 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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i’m not really sure what she’s resisting, but I’m almost positive it’s not Little Debbie.

She got Little Debbie locked up, prolly in one of her folds somewhere.  I had a boss once that used to say My sister ain't afraid of work, she fights it every day.  There's a correlation here somewhere.  

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Posted (edited)
9 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Imagine thinking your are on the level with an always been rich, silver spoon, billionaire* Delusional. That man was in the White House bragging about how much money he made Oligarchs by flicking the tariff lightswitch on and off.

*Maybe a millionaire...

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On 4/24/2025 at 6:07 PM, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂😂

 

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Anyone who says they "did a thing" should be kicked in the nuts.

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Posted
26 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

NAIAP

 

 

His teacher exchange wife needs to sit him down with a grammar book. 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

His teacher exchange wife needs to sit him down with a grammar book. 

Doess he have a brother named Trenton and sister named Brunswick? 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Doess he have a brother named Trenton and sister named Brunswick? 

Nah, sister is named Cherry Hill. Her 18 year old daughter goes by Mount Pleasant. She works the fritter stand at Asbury Park.

You are thinking of the North NJ Domville's

 

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Posted

Exhibit whatever of how tough it is to convince people they were duped. 
 

it’s tough when it’s dozens or hundreds scammed via phishing or ponzi. 
 

we need to do it with tens of millions

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"I agree with what Elon and Trump are doing, it's the way they are doing it."

Yeah, cultist.  So, that sentence means that you DON'T agree with what they are doing.  That's how that works. 

See what I mean?

Clever.  

"No further cross examination, your honor."  (Winks at jury.)

 

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4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Nah, sister is named Cherry Hill. Her 18 year old daughter goes by Mount Pleasant. She works the fritter stand at Asbury Park.

You are thinking of the North NJ Domville's

 

Maybe her name is Elizabeth or Monroe.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

 

We Are That fucking stupid

 

America:  We are that fucking stupid.

a man with long hair and a hat is sitting in front of a refrigerator and talking .

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I heard several exit poll interviews of people that voted for Trump hoping to get that stimmy check "like when he was in office last time."

Like it was unrelated to a global pandemic and just a generous dear leader.

We Are That fucking stupid

 

Remember, its democrats who give away free shit to buy votes.

 

 

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18 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I heard several exit poll interviews of people that voted for Trump hoping to get that stimmy check "like when he was in office last time."

Like it was unrelated to a global pandemic and just a generous dear leader.

We Are That fucking stupid

Seriously?!? This is the first I’m hearing they actually expect stimulus checks… but it’s based solely on the fact we got Covid checks? Like, his platform is just to give us money for no reason? 
 

I mean, my firm did quite well processing PPP loans, so I wouldn’t complain about something like that as the economy craters due to tariffs. Maybe we’re on to something here. Fuck it. Bring on the pain, baby!

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8 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Remember, its democrats who give away free shit to buy votes.

 

 

Ironically, the low-information "free shit army" that people, including me, used to decry on these very boards now constitutes the base.

 

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Posted
25 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I don’t really know where to post this, but I just found out my MIL cashed out a bunch of blue chip stocks and dropped a couple hundred grand into Tesla over the last couple weeks. Fuck. At least, I’ve been told it’s only a couple hundred. God help us if it’s a lot more than that. 

TSLA is up something like 10%+ since its disappointing earnings report dropped. Maybe your MIL just understands the backassward reality we live in. I’m starting to think we’d all do well with the Costanza Opposite approach these days. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

"I agree with what Elon and Trump are doing, it's the way they are doing it."

Yeah, cultist.  So, that sentence means that you DON'T agree with what they are doing.  That's how that works. 

Like if a dude violently rapes his wife, you don't get to say "I agree with what he's doing (having sex with his wife), I just don't like the way he's doing it (via violent rape)."  No, dude.  See, the ACT here is not "having sex."  The act is "violent rape."  The act being committed by Elon and Trump is not "systematically reducing actual fraud, waste, and abuse."  The act is "taking a flamethrower to a staggering number of good and important functions the government performs."

I hate how stupid these people are, and I wish there was some way to use the same propaganda outlets to convince them that the ultimate way to own tha libz, and thus their patriotic duty, is to drink a fucking quart of hemlock.

You are smart to relate this all to a subject they are familiar with. Rape

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Posted
23 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

TSLA is up something like 10%+ since its disappointing earnings report dropped. Maybe your MIL just understands the backassward reality we live in. I’m starting to think we’d all do well with the Costanza Opposite approach these days. 

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because Lobo would've

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Posted
29 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Seriously?!? This is the first I’m hearing they actually expect stimulus checks… but it’s based solely on the fact we got Covid checks? Like, his platform is just to give us money for no reason? 
 

I mean, my firm did quite well processing PPP loans, so I wouldn’t complain about something like that as the economy craters due to tariffs. Maybe we’re on to something here. Fuck it. Bring on the pain, baby!

I don't know if it was Trump or Elon, or just something that picked up momentum in online MAGA circles, but they definitely thought that once DOGE eliminated all that waste and fraud they would be getting refund checks for the govt. 

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10 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I don't know if it was Trump or Elon, or just something that picked up momentum in online MAGA circles, but they definitely thought that once DOGE eliminated all that waste and fraud they would be getting refund checks for the govt. 

Our Pustule In Chief literally said that he would do so:

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On Feb. 19, President Donald Trump said he would consider the plan to pay out $5,000 stimulus checks to taxpayers in the form of a 'DOGE dividend' during a summit in Miami. He explained it as using part of the 20% of the savings identified by Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) and giving it back to taxpayers.

Because he has the IQ of a hollowed-out rotted pumpkin.

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Posted
1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

I don’t really know where to post this, but I just found out my MIL cashed out a bunch of blue chip stocks and dropped a couple hundred grand into Tesla over the last couple weeks. Fuck. At least, I’ve been told it’s only a couple hundred. God help us if it’s a lot more than that. 

If You Say So Wow GIF by Identity

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Posted
On 4/24/2025 at 8:21 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

If things get really bad, they can live off each other's fat for months.

ai sez: total starvation is fatal in 8ish weeks regardless of initial starting body weight

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Posted
21 hours ago, Red Five said:

So "woke democrats" have been stealing maga's money for decades, and they should be arrested, huh. I'd love to hear more about this.

and maga are owed their stimulus checks

for maga

just for them

Posted
8 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

As a physician I can confidently say this is not as straightforward as it initially appears.  On the one hand there is absolutely no evidence that Ivermectin cures anything other than parasitic worms.  On the other hand, I would need to see your cousins tits to see if she might have a point.

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Posted
20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

china will pay the tariffs 

that alabama school board needs to convene a virtual presser by zoom and invite fox and newsmax with the invitation headline: "CANADA AND CHINA ARE REFUSING TO PAY THE TARIFFS ON OUR BUSES"

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