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19 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I was ready to do this shit with you 20 years ago. Im ready to write the check motherfucker,  LFG.

i was a bit angry, naive and juuuuust a bit whacked back then,  using that possibility as another tool to further my spiral and strengthen my self-deception and denial about where my life was at.  
 

nowadays I’d be all “i’m just a normal drug addict in long term recovery who’s seen some shit and I’m asking for YOUR vote!  but yo…i  get that i didn’t rape 37 women and chug hooker piss to inoculate myself against the character attacks you’re sure to lob my way based on my addiction, and i guess that is my fault.  so excuse me while i whip this out…to get your vote!”

”here all night folks!  tip your waiters and waitresses. and don’t forget your free fentanyl on your way out.”

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Posted
2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

i was a bit angry, naive and juuuuust a bit whacked back then,  using that possibility as another tool to further my spiral and strengthen my self-deception and denial about where my life was at.  
 

nowadays I’d be all “i’m just a normal drug addict in long term recovery who’s seen some shit and I’m asking for YOUR vote!  but yo…i  get that i didn’t rape 37 women and chug hooker piss to inoculate myself against the character attacks you’re sure to lob my way based on my addiction, and i guess that is my fault.  so excuse me while i whip this out…to get your vote!”

”here all night folks!  tip your waiters and waitresses. and don’t forget your free fentanyl on your way out.”

AKA the RFK Jr

Posted
2 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

'i expected it would have the integrity of the president of the united states...'

guys. that man actually, sincerely, unironically and honestly said that. and meant it. 

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omfg how the fuck do these people even survive to adulthood. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, GenXer said:

AKA the RFK Jr

nooooo…i’m not shithouse rat crazy.
 

 i’m the just normal kind of everyday crazy…while still firmly believing in evidence based medicine, applying scientific method with an eye on paradigm shifts via Kuhn/Feyerabend/Davidson, hiring and giving complete deference to experts with exceptional education, credentials and applicable experience, unlimited funding for R&D, encouraging debate within the scientific/medical community with an eye on building consensus, and staying the fuck out of their way to let them do their job while acting as their advocate regardless of the political costs, and finally having the courage to speak truth to power in a timely manner.  
 

I do however share his views on preventative action via encouraging healthy lifestyle changes, proper nutrition and age appropriate exercise routines. 
 

that said, please hate fuck your own face for comparing me to that troglodyte.  😉

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Posted
4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Is your dad a TV repair man with an ultimate set of tools?

nah…just based on my experience dating a few whores in the years before i met my current wife.  
 

who by the way was not a whore when we met.  but over time i fixed that character flaw for me and me alone.  
 

i fix shit…people, governments, broken bones, egos, attitudes, etc.  

best of all, i am wholly void of narcissism, delusions and visions of grandiosity.  
 

humility, however, i have in spades.  
 

i can fix it.  



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