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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

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On 11/27/2021 at 4:06 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis 
Loves horses and her boyfriend, too…

3 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis 
Loves horses and her boyfriend, too…

Now I'm FREEEEEE

FREEEEE BALLLLINNNN''!!!!!!

On 11/27/2021 at 4:06 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

Also… this was posted two days ago and not one “muledick” comment yet?   Surly is slipping.  

31 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That's a horse, not a mule.

220.  221.  Whatever it takes.  

5 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Now I'm FREEEEEE

FREEEEE BALLLLINNNN''!!!!!!

My wife says I ruined this song for her since I've always sang it that way. 

11 hours ago, luke duke said:


What’s her going rate?

bout tree fiddy

On 11/30/2021 at 10:12 AM, Guadaloopy said:

She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis 
Loves horses and her boyfriend, too…

Oh yeah?

11 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Jesus.  That fish eye lens makes it look like that light is in space.  

f this. 

 

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1 hour ago, TKthunder2 said:

How much does that guy get paid?

 

I couldnt do that one single time for Riley's new total contract.  I would lock up and hug that pole until it dented. 

He also brought the wrong kinda watch.  Why wear something like that?  it seems to shift and annoy him periodically?  

Also, I just pissed myself watching it.  Pardon me...

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

Here is the video that started all the following videos:

 

I sell fall protection to renewables and telecommunications customers. This guy is not only stupid, the announcer is full of shit. He says this is called free climbing, meaning the guy never ties off or attaches to the tower and that most workers do it this way. They don't. It is not allowed by OSHA in any form and only a dumbass with a death wish would climb without being attached to the tower at all times. 

I wonder how often those guys do slip and get saved be their gear.

I sell fall protection to renewables and telecommunications customers. This guy is not only stupid, the announcer is full of shit. He says this is called free climbing, meaning the guy never ties off or attaches to the tower and that most workers do it this way. They don't. It is not allowed by OSHA in any form and only a dumbass with a death wish would climb without being attached to the tower at all times. 

I sell PPE as well (FR) so I know a little about other similar industries. I questioned that as well but shrugged it off as ignorance on my part. OSHA doesn’t let people enter energized areas at all without PPE on for any reason as well.
7 hours ago, markstanco said:

Here is the video that started all the following videos:

 

I watched every minute of this video and I hated every minute of this video. Nightmare fuel. 

This may be the most amazing Holy shit, combined with an equally unintended erotic bonus vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i36szK00iEQ

 

it wont embed, but its youtube and wont give you the computer aids.

 

and, that vid being watched prompted youtube to recommend other of her.... shes a closet Joey Chestnut....

I'm in ruv. Cool Hand Tzuyang

Reminds me of the Korean girls trying American BBQ. 

 

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22 hours ago, markstanco said:

Here is the video that started all the following videos:

 

That literally makes me sick to my stomach.

2 hours ago, RPM said:

I'm in ruv. Cool Hand Tzuyang

Reminds me of the Korean girls trying American BBQ. 

 

When all their women hit three hundred pounds from pork ribs, we're probably going to be in another war with Korea.

When she said "Cat?!!" I couldn't tell if she was revolted or aroused.

12 hours ago, RPM said:

I'm in ruv. Cool Hand Tzuyang

Reminds me of the Korean girls trying American BBQ. 

 

7:51

On 12/3/2021 at 1:40 PM, RPM said:

I'm in ruv. Cool Hand Tzuyang

Reminds me of the Korean girls trying American BBQ. 

 

 

38 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Holy hell!

50 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Oh snap! Neck, leg, pelvis, back.

I didn't know it was a German Song : r/memes

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Dude's gonna be limping tomorrow.  Also he's an idiot.  Put your goshdarn safety pins in.

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Gotta love the little windmill in the front yard. 

So, you guys like heights, huh?  Ok . . . 

 

 

 
 
I will NOT be in my bunk.

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Girl I used to date was a horse trainer/caretaker.
She said there's way more horse cock maintenance than anyone would believe. 
Always felt inadequate. 
There's a few here on Shag² that know what "Beans & a Sheath" means.

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8 hours ago, Bullneck said:

So, you guys like heights, huh?  Ok . . . 

 

 

Agree, would much rather take my chances w/ a fight or getting shot. 

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