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On 9/3/2025 at 7:23 PM, TrashMaster G said:

What did they THINK was going to happen?

Randy McCown would throw for more than 200 yards against Cory Redding and the Texas Longhorns

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^^^ Had that exact thing happen to a chick I was dating close to 30 years ago.  We were having sex in the shower, the ceramic towel rack she was holding onto broke, and she fell onto the broken piece.  The cut looked exactly like that in style (is that the right word?), though much smaller - want to say is was like 15 stitches and almost straight up and down her spine, just above her ass.  Drove her boss's BMW to the ER, took forever for them to get her out of there, breakfast at Magnolia on Lake Austin Blvd as the sun came up.

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I remember in the mid-late 90s there was a show on PBS where they showed actual unedited surgeries. They would have hip replacements, heart transplants, amputations… whatever the hell was on the docket they would show it. Anyway on one episode an old man came into the ER who had fallen in the shower and sliced his shoulder blade area open like that. It looked like a sword wound from a medieval battle. Or a Snake River Farms brisket. Absolutely gnarly.

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1 hour ago, Parliament said:

It's a cool exposition I guess, but that isn't anything close to a regulation deadlift.  

not only that, it’s not particularly impressive, either. 

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1 hour ago, Mittens said:

^^^ Had that exact thing happen to a chick I was dating close to 30 years ago.  We were having sex in the shower, the ceramic towel rack she was holding onto broke, and she fell onto the broken piece.  The cut looked exactly like that in style (is that the right word?), though much smaller - want to say is was like 15 stitches and almost straight up and down her spine, just above her ass.  Drove her boss's BMW to the ER, took forever for them to get her out of there, breakfast at Magnolia on Lake Austin Blvd as the sun came up.


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Don't you hate when you slip in the shower, and then fall on the ceramic soap dish, and then it cracks and crumbles, and then you fall onto it so that your back gets sliced open like you are attacked by a samurai with a katana sword, and then you have to get like 50 stitches to make sure your organs don't spill out when you go the bathroom?

Yeah, I hate it when that happens. 

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3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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“whoa that scar is gnarly!  were you sliced up in a street fight?  get attacked by a maniac with an axe?  samurai warfare?”

-no, no, uh, I slipped in the tub.

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