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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!

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Welp. Hope the P Texas got in the portal is rested and ready as he will be put to extensive use this year as Flood’s OL gets Arch killed and the O sputters.

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7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

No just saying getting rid of the stuff they got you that sucks before you get to what’s cool. Didn’t your parents give you the big gift last? Maybe that was just my house.

Just your house, I'm afraid

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7 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Welp. Hope the P Texas got in the portal is rested and ready as he will be put to extensive use this year as Flood’s OL gets Arch killed and the O sputters.

Don't laugh. A punter can change the game. I mean just a few years back Shane Lechler provided more of A&M's field position gains than the Aggie offense, and thus was the most important piece of their offense... File it away under strange but true!

Been traveling the last several days. Who should I be mad at? Sark? Flood? Brandon Harris? BMDs?

1 minute ago, horn4life said:

Don't laugh. A punter can change the game. I mean just a few years back Shane Lechler provided more of A&M's field position gains than the Aggie offense, and thus was the most important piece of their offense... File it away under strange but true!

Username does not align. I would have thought you would have used Dickson as your punting example

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^^^ i'm gonna think positive. WE'VE GOT THIS. HOOK'EM!

7 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I honestly couldn't tell you who that is. I mean, I've heard the name, but that's about it.

7 hours ago, gurt said:

So you don’t know who the GM of the football team is yet you post in this thread 500 times tonight. You are a meaningless poster.

And it proves he’s doing nothing in this thread but trolling. He’s unfunny, unknowledgeable, and his dog hates him. He should get a timeout from this thread for being a chode.

8 hours ago, Dewey said:

Its like playing poker with a bunch of rich kids, every pot its another asshole going all in.

All in, all in? Or just kinda all in?

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11 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

And it proves he’s doing nothing in this thread but trolling. He’s unfunny, unknowledgeable, and his dog hates him. He should get a timeout from this thread for being a chode.

That dude is another guy that begged for the ignore button. No posts of substance, constantly JAQing off on threads, witless, just nothing of any value and yet, when he appears, post-bombs the thread. I am stunned at how many of you guys are responding to him and taking the bait. He is here because he feeds off of attention and being the most insipid imbecile on any given day is apparently catnip to the rest of you. Every time I see a post of his quoted, it reconfirms how useless he is.

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Looks like we got our #1 CB target, #1 DL target, a very good TE, and special teams locked up. Feels like defense has some more momentum as guys that are visiting and we have some high end LBs and DE in the works.

Offense seems to be lagging behind big time. With that said, this is Arch’s final year. Sark will likely be judged his entire career for what he produces with the golden prince. This is the year for him and the OL and RB is looking like hot garbage at the moment. With that said, I’m going to give Sark the benefit of doubt as we have closed very well almost every year in recruiting and have done reasonably to very well in the portal. There is a chance some of the targets are still in the playoffs. Or simply that Sark and company haven’t tampered yet with plan B as they still may be waiting on plan A. If we end up with Cam Coleman, Raleek Brown, Sprague and mix them in with some more OL and the defense prospects we are in on, all this hand wringing will be for nothing. We still have money to spend. We’ve also seen Sark be stubborn and lose guys like Sharma etc in recruiting due to miscalculating the market only to come back and win those recruitments. I can see a similar scenario where we may strike out on a few guys initially but then end up throwing a stupid high offer to another prospect to lure them in as Sark’s back gets pushed against the wall each day.

Regardless, I’d bet we end up with one of the better if not the best portal class when it’s all said and done. If not, it’s going to be very hard for Sark to look at the Mannings in the face and explain why their son who sat two years to wait his turn doesn’t have any OL or RBs to work with. And their endorsement matters for his reputation. Anyways, my morning rant on the shitter.

11 hours ago, mdmost said:

Bobby Burton is saying there's another running back coming in later in the week that's not the Arizona State guy. Any ideas?

Rijan Bobinson from Atlanta?

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You don’t need socks when you’re rocking the crocs

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1 hour ago, ThatsGold said:

Buckle up; today's the day...I can feel it in my Plums

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8 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I honestly couldn't tell you who that is. I mean, I've heard the name, but that's about it.

Thats exactly what Brandon Harris would say…

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55 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I mean just a few years back Shane Lechler provided more of A&M's field position gains than the Aggie offense,

Hey peepaw, don’t forget to take your ginkgo biloba. A “few years ago” when Shane Lechler was wearing a jizz jersey, Bill Clinton was still in the oval office

9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I respect Michael Dell for using his billions for something else.

Dell could fund the football program for 5 years just using the last 2 days of market gains. He chooses not to.

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Dell could fund the football program for 5 years just using the last 2 days of market gains. He chooses not to.

He’s too busy underpaying his employees.

Do kids really need nicer hospitals? Fuck that. All in, baby!

46 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

No posts of substance, constantly JAQing off on threads, witless, just nothing of any value

Motto.

6 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Hey peepaw, don’t forget to take your ginkgo biloba. A “few years ago” when Shane Lechler was wearing a jizz jersey, Bill Clinton was still in the oval office

Michael Dickson was once our bowl game MVP - for a more modern example that doesn't involve a guy drafted in 2000

10 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Dell could fund the football program for 5 years just using the last 2 days of market gains. He chooses not to.

Only if UT put his name on team.

2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Only if UT put his name on team.

University of Texas Michaels has a nice ring to it.

15 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

He’s too busy underpaying his employees.

How else would he be able to fund his wife’s plastic surgeries?

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2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

How else would he be able to fund his wife’s plastic surgeries?

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That chick (or maybe man now) is hideous. Dude is a billionaire and sticks his dick in that…. Oof.

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4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

How else would he be able to fund his wife’s plastic surgeries?

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4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

How else would he be able to fund his wife’s plastic surgeries?

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That's sad, the woman on the left actually looks decent and authentic. The one on the right looks like a transgender freak.

Well that's a change from Mar-a-Lago face

Not a good change, but still.

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2 minutes ago, TexasCPA said:

She is a huge bitch too

If he donated money for us to get an o line, I would be willing to say she is a beautiful lady with a great personality.

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2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You don’t need socks when you’re rocking the crocs

This post explains so much.

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2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You don’t need socks when you’re rocking the crocs

Won't need condoms either

8 hours ago, ITHorn said:

A family member is a big donor and decently connected at Cal and he's been saying similar even before the Tosh hire. They are finally throwing decent resources at football, will be interesting to see how it turns out.

Here is what I will say about my experience with Cal. My godson played for them. Bear Insider is controlled by a big Silicon Valley attorney or somesuch. He controls the narrative to the point that it’s whatever he wants it to be. When Nando (Mendoza) was there, they initially weren’t paying him (while paying two QBs ahead of him, even though he won the job). Then, they were vastly underpaying him. All the while, the narrative on Bear Insider was that he was being properly paid amounts that were nowhere near reality. When a teammate posted on the board that what the board was hearing was blatantly false, he was summarily shouted down and dismissed. Bear Insider (like others, I’m sure) says what it wants and hears what it wants. What I just wrote is straight from Nando and teammates and I have little doubt that if I brought this up to some Cal boosters, it would be dismissed. Weird stuff.

Fanboys know no economic boundaries. But ultimately with the wealthy booster, it’s about control.

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Won't need condoms either

User name: code red

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

That dude is another guy that begged for the ignore button. No posts of substance, constantly JAQing off on threads, witless, just nothing of any value and yet, when he appears, post-bombs the thread. I am stunned at how many of you guys are responding to him and taking the bait. He is here because he feeds off of attention and being the most insipid imbecile on any given day is apparently catnip to the rest of you. Every time I see a post of his quoted, it reconfirms how useless he is.

Stop. You're making me blush.

Also, lighten up.

12 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

That's sad, the woman on the left actually looks decent and authentic. The one on the right looks like a transgender freak.

Many women would rather be ugly than have wrinkles. It's a great mystery why.

1 hour ago, TXpride said:

Been traveling the last several days. Who should I be mad at? Sark? Flood? Brandon Harris? BMDs?

Yes.

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God, I know you have a lot going on with mad men across the globe running amok and what not, along with Curt Cignetti using the blood of small children to fuel his meteoric rise and various cults and bad things, poverty and abuses and so forth. I get it, but if you could answer this small prayer today, I promise I’ll work towards being a better person - please, please give us better things to talk about than Cal football and saying terrible things about some homely lady none of us know. Thanks in advance, ctj.

10 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This kid can get bent. I desperately hope that UW is able to force him to stay and they should bench him after he’s played enough games to use up his eligibility that year. Start a whisper campaign about attitude and character, locker room cancer, etc. I’d do that if I were Fisch. He’s gotta have fuck you money by now.

Yeah i didn't realize he actually signed to stay...was dumb of him to do that. let's see how those contracts hold up.

10 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I didn’t know this kids name an hour ago - now I desire him more than anything else in this world.

basically

9 hours ago, TexasGary said:

This is probably a stupid question but if he signed a contract on January 2nd what was he doing in the portal ?

He's not even in the portal.

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

some homely lady none of us know.

That might be the nicest thing you've ever said about anyone.

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

please, please give us better things to talk about than Cal football and saying terrible things about some homely lady none of us know. Thanks in advance, ctj.

Could I interest you in salad puns and regional BBQ?

1 hour ago, swoosh said:

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^^^ i'm gonna think positive. WE'VE GOT THIS. HOOK'EM!

Cautious Optimism?

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Aggie 247, on Coleman.

I think the highlighted spoonerism says it all, and can be a tagline - Coleman is contempt!!

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