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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror

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13 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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This weekend will be fun…very fun

That’s impossible. The yearning in my heart for the two Michigan lineman that I’d never heard of until five days ago leaves a void that can never be filled.

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If this asshole is wrong again, I vote that we riot and show up at his house around 10pm tonight in fucking Conroe and blare airhorns by his toddlers' windows. Just do mean shit to defenseless, tiny humans in order to teach Temu Tom Herman a life lesson.

I agree, but this thread will have long killed me before 10pm

25 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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This weekend will be fun…very fun

It's Waddle isn't it

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Texas isn't paying Raleek Brown $1M. I don't care if his camp keeps saying it, but let's keep it clean on this thread for the purposes of the non-clowns knowing what's going on in this miasma of depravity, nonsense, and oneupsmanship.

How is this not the new thread title already?

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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This all helps you belong on the field against the "elite" teams. Mendoza is what allows you to bitch slap those teams all around the field

Elite in quotes because the new age elite programs aren't nearly as strong as they were previously

Cool, caught up on the last 5 pages of this thread. Most of you people still really suck.

15 hours ago, CastHorn said:

I figure this is a cheap depth pickup to replace Bo, but it still pushes me towards apathy. You olds are lucky you got to live almost your entire lives with a sane version of college football. I’m not even in my 30s, what am I to do?

As a young person, my best advice is don’t hang around with people like Helobious.

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I took a day off from this shit, but I've been high on Hollywood Smothers for a while, based on name only. Fucking fantastic football name. We have to get him.

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What if the surprise is they are done with offensiveime

42 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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This weekend will be fun…very fun

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41 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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This weekend will be fun…very fun

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14 minutes ago, Fud said:

This all helps you belong on the field against the "elite" teams. Mendoza is what allows you to bitch slap those teams all around the field

Elite in quotes because the new age elite programs aren't nearly as strong as they were previously

I think this Indiana team might be the best team since 2020 or 2019. All they have to do is win on the 19th and I think they can be considered one of the 5 greatest teams all time. I can’t recall a team as disciplined and well coached as they are.

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think this Indiana team might be the best team since 2020 or 2019

I think it might not be

5 minutes ago, deech said:

What if the surprise is they are done with offensiveime

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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I actually typed that in response to a post a day or two ago as a joke and didn't realize it was still there. Whoops. Just wanted to post the gjf

58 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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This weekend will be fun…very fun

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15 minutes ago, deech said:

What if the surprise is they are done with offensiveime

didn’t you hear what Bobby said? We were done with o-line yesterday.

16 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

We have to get him.

A backfield pairing of Arch and Hollywood just makes too much damn sense for the second most watched team in CFB.

Just now, I Plead Da Fif said:

A backfield pairing of Arch and Hollywood just makes too much damn sense for the second most watched team in CFB.

You’re saying it would be…

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hey guys, ive been watching the iran revolution instead. we winning yet?

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

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It’s been a fucking hour, COME ON

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1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

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54 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Texas isn't paying Raleek Brown $1M. I don't care if his camp keeps saying it, but let's keep it clean on this thread for the purposes of the non-clowns knowing what's going on in this miasma of depravity, nonsense, and oneupsmanship.

Is it possible we will see schools offer contracts that are 2+ years long with bigger NIL payouts but are binding to stay with the school for the time they signed for, or is that against the rules?

27 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think this Indiana team might be the best team since 2020 or 2019. All they have to do is win on the 19th and I think they can be considered one of the 5 greatest teams all time. I can’t recall a team as disciplined and well coached as they are.

Well, if they win, they will be the first 16-win team since Yale did it in the 1800s.

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4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Did Harris fuck up so many of these meetings?

I spoke with two agents last night for a while at Chalmers. They showed me their text threads from Brandon Harris - each of these guys reps multiple players currently on the team or were on the team and are in the portal and were not from Lionheart.

What I saw was horrifying. They then proceeded to tell me for 10 minutes straight how much they fucking hate Brandon Harris and that their official opinion is that he is the worst GM all of college sports.

I share this opinion.

54 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

That’s impossible. The yearning in my heart for the two Michigan lineman that I’d never heard of until five days ago leaves a void that can never be filled.

I had the same yearning but it’s been filled by the kid from osu, possibly the kid from Yale and now the other kid from Michigan that I hadn’t heard of

We need to preach patience and to trust the process but some of these posters hate sark more than they love themselves

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Bobby

- NC State transfer running Hollywood Smothers is on campus in Austin currently.

- Pitt linebacker Rasheem Biles is also expected on campus today.

- Yale OL Mikey Bennett remains on campus from his visit that began yesterday.

- Some folks have asked about the running back situation with Smothers visiting Austin today.

Here’s what I’ve learned:

RB Christian Clark has agreed to a new deal with Texas but the new deal is not signed.

RB Raleek Brown has signed with Texas

11 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Is it possible we will see schools offer contracts that are 2+ years long with bigger NIL payouts but are binding to stay with the school for the time they signed for, or is that against the rules?

You mean there are rules to all of this?

I'm kinda under the impression all of this was just make up whatever you want, both team and player.

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17 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I hope Oregon beats the brakes off of them.

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I spoke with two agents last night for a while at Chalmers. They showed me their text threads from Brandon Harris - each of these guys reps multiple players currently on the team or were on the team and are in the portal and were not from Lionheart.

What I saw was horrifying. They then proceeded to tell me for 10 minutes straight how much they fucking hate Brandon Harris and that their official opinion is that he is the worst GM all of college sports.

I share this opinion.

This is scary.

Add in what CTJ mentioned about Harris' meeting with Barnes and essentially telling him to kick rocks.....it's lunacy

I assume when the dust settles after this cycle, he'll be let go?

Just now, Tylerocks said:

This is scary.

Add in what CTJ mentioned about Harris' meeting with Barnes and essentially telling him to kick rocks.....it's lunacy

I assume when the dust settles after this cycle, he'll be let go?

Didn’t Harris just get his contract extended? Sark isn’t in the business of holding people accountable that are in his inner circle.

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IT

A source yesterday afternoon said he thinks both Kaliq Lockett and Daylan McCutcheon will stay. It’s harder to get talented young players to see the big picture, but I think these two are understanding it.

4 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

There are no winners in war

wrong. I had a war with your mom in the sack last night and we both won.

Just now, Hookem2147 said:

IT

A source yesterday afternoon said he thinks both Kaliq Lockett and Daylan McCutcheon will stay. It’s harder to get talented young players to see the big picture, but I think these two are understanding it.

I like Lockett but McCutcheon has been very uninspiring so far.

13 minutes ago, immamac said:

I spoke with two agents last night for a while at Chalmers. They showed me their text threads from Brandon Harris - each of these guys reps multiple players currently on the team or were on the team and are in the portal and were not from Lionheart.

What I saw was horrifying. They then proceeded to tell me for 10 minutes straight how much they fucking hate Brandon Harris and that their official opinion is that he is the worst GM all of college sports.

I share this opinion.

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4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Didn’t Harris just get his contract extended? Sark isn’t in the business of holding people accountable that are in his inner circle.

Step 1: Make sure my friends who tell me I'm amazing get paid
Step 2: ???
Step 3: I'm fired!?!?

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1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

Step 1: Make sure my friends who tell me I'm amazing get paid
Step 2: ???
Step 3: I'm fired!?!?

Ah, the underpants gnome career strategy

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

I agree, but this thread will have long killed me before 10pm

I will protect you! I get the sense there won’t be a need though.

I feel pretty good 🤞 we might be getting that Yale player (hey our degrees mean more damnit) and another weapon. Getting Yale dude, Smothers and Coleman would be insanely awesome. In an effort to be more positive I will be ecstatic if we get one of these dudes or two.

This is the year to go all in.

Thanks for all that you do man!

8 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

This is scary.

Add in what CTJ mentioned about Harris' meeting with Barnes and essentially telling him to kick rocks.....it's lunacy

I assume when the dust settles after this cycle, he'll be let go?

Do you know how difficult it is to find a guy with that high of a k/d ratio on call of duty?

16 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Bobby

- NC State transfer running Hollywood Smothers is on campus in Austin currently.

- Pitt linebacker Rasheem Biles is also expected on campus today.

- Yale OL Mikey Bennett remains on campus from his visit that began yesterday.

- Some folks have asked about the running back situation with Smothers visiting Austin today.

Here’s what I’ve learned:

RB Christian Clark has agreed to a new deal with Texas but the new deal is not signed.

RB Raleek Brown has signed with Texas

I really like the Pitt linebacker and assume Muschamp does as well.🤞🤘🏼

19 minutes ago, immamac said:

I spoke with two agents last night for a while at Chalmers. They showed me their text threads from Brandon Harris - each of these guys reps multiple players currently on the team or were on the team and are in the portal and were not from Lionheart.

What I saw was horrifying. They then proceeded to tell me for 10 minutes straight how much they fucking hate Brandon Harris and that their official opinion is that he is the worst GM all of college sports.

I share this opinion.

Sounds like we need some glasscock

20 minutes ago, immamac said:

I spoke with two agents last night for a while at Chalmers. They showed me their text threads from Brandon Harris - each of these guys reps multiple players currently on the team or were on the team and are in the portal and were not from Lionheart.

What I saw was horrifying. They then proceeded to tell me for 10 minutes straight how much they fucking hate Brandon Harris and that their official opinion is that he is the worst GM all of college sports.

I share this opinion.

Come back and tell us where they signed and for how much.

17 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

This is scary.

Add in what CTJ mentioned about Harris' meeting with Barnes and essentially telling him to kick rocks.....it's lunacy

I assume when the dust settles after this cycle, he'll be let go?

He literally just got a raise

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