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Conclave 2025: All of the Smoke, None of the Brisket


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Posted
27 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

 

I think this is the way to stand up to Trump.  Francis not a fan of Trump.  

150% tariff on communion wafers coming soon. 

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Posted
44 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Oh look new pope. Oh wait, just the messenger pope. 

karl
It's the way they also said they've now got a new pope, he's hardly new is he? Why didn't they learn from the last one?
 
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steve
Sure
 
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karl
Keep taking on old people.
 
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steve
Yeah, yeah
 
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karl
Me dad couldn't even get a gig in B&Q and he's younger.
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Posted
12 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

70 years ago in Purto Rico when serving as an alter boy at Midnight Mass, I passed out while swinging the incense burner.

That's how they get you altar boys. 

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Posted

checking in on the 121st world series participants, the chicago cubs and the chicago white sox:

the white sox are 10-27, last in the american central, at the bottom of the american league

the cubs are 22-16, 1st in the national central, but only 6th in national league

both sides will immediately adopt a new 7th-inning-stretch traditioni:

Duc me ad ludum pilae,

Duc me cum turba;

Eme mihi arachides et Cracker Jack,

Non curo si numquam revertar.

Sine me favere, favere, favere pro turma domestica

Si non vincunt, ignominia est.

Nam uno, duobus, tribus iactibus, exieris,

In vetere ludo pilae!

Posted
10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

He should play “Sirius” by the Alan Parsons Project when he goes out on the balcony.

Rock and Roll Part 2 probably more appropriate.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, shakahorn said:
14 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

He should play “Sirius” by the Alan Parsons Project when he goes out on the balcony.

Rock and Roll Part 2 probably more appropriate.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

whoever walton goggins is...  he's scheduled to host saturday night live in 60 hours.....

arrangements being made now for surprise guests:

 

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Put some respek on Ghoul's name, punk

Who Plays The Ghoul In Fallout? Answered | The Mary Sue

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

whoever walton goggins is...  he's scheduled to host saturday night live in 60 hours.....

arrangements being made now for surprise guests:

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How the fuck do you not know who Walton Goggins is?

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Seeing that he is from Chicago, I doubt this Pope has ever shit in the woods. But he did spend time in Peru, so maybe. 

Peru, Nigeria, and Venezuela. He's shit in plenty of woods.

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Posted
49 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Portillo's or Mr. Beef. 

Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!

EVERYONE IGNORE MOST'S POST

ESPECIALLY MR. BEEF IT'S TERRIBLE NO ONE GOES THERE

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Posted
2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Peru, Nigeria, and Venezuela. He's shit in plenty of woods.

Respect. I never shit in the woods in Venezuela, but I did spend the entire flight home in the lav. Worst ever. 

Posted
1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!

EVERYONE IGNORE MOST'S POST

ESPECIALLY MR. BEEF IT'S TERRIBLE NO ONE GOES THERE

It's Al's....

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Posted
5 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

can someone check texags? if they're melting down it will make me feel better

I wonder what my mom thinks

Probably likes that he's from Chicago, because so is she

But he was critical of Vance and Trump, so she'll hate that

I feel like if she knew his stance on immigrants, she'd explode

Posted (edited)

So is he a Cubs fan or South Side? Personally, I prefer the White Sox over the Cubs, but I'll take a Cubs fan over a Yankees fan any day. Fuck the Yankees. And btw, fuck the Dodgers. Because fuck the Dodgers. And fuck the Yankees. Duh.

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Posted
25 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

whoever walton goggins is...  he's scheduled to host saturday night live in 60 hours.....

arrangements being made now for surprise guests:

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Posted
3 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Icono is upset. That's good enough for me. 

He's dressing up in his favorite SS uniform and goose-stepping around his living room as a coping mechanism I'm sure

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Posted
3 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Icono is upset. That's good enough for me. 

Yep. Can't say I know the first thing about this guy--or any of the candidates--but now I can confidently proclaim that it's a homerun.

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Posted
28 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

whoever walton goggins is...  he's scheduled to host saturday night live in 60 hours.....

arrangements being made now for surprise guests:

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Let's not forget 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

He's dressing up in his favorite SS uniform and goose-stepping around his living room as a coping mechanism I'm sure

I still say we need a Bay of Pigs style invasion force for Iran, er, Persia. 

 

I know who I'm picking first for that operation!

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