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ESPN released a list of Top 100 college football players for the 2025 season.

 

Texas has 6 players on the list.

 

#1a. Parker MF'ing Livingstone!!!

#2:  Anthony Hill

#11: Colin Simmons

#23:  Arch Manning

#62: Malik Muhammad

#64:  Michael Taaffe

#69: Tre Wisner

 

(Note:  All six of our players are guys Texas recruited out of high school, and developed.)

 

OTHER TEAMS

 

Clemson: 7 (#4: Klubnik, #6: Parker, #9 Woods)

Penn State: 7

Ohio State: 5 (#1: Jeremiah Smith, #3: Caleb Downs)

Notre Dame: 4

Georgia: 3

Texas A&M: 3 (York, Moss & Reed-Adams)

Oklahoma: 1 (Mateer) (Teams such as Texas Tech and Georgia Tech have multiple players;  Oklahoma has one, and he's a transfer they just got.)

 

 

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Aside from fan enjoyment, to me, Texas has nothing to gain from Army/Navy as their big OOC matchup. We would be favored by a shit-ton and if we cover it doesn’t do anything for us. Plus, it seems like their specialized offenses give some heavily favored P4 team a real scare or defeat every year and it wouldn’t help to prepare us for future SEC games. It would be cool as shit but not as the big name preseason OOC marquee opponent.

Oregon / FSU / Miami for me. UNC with Belichick on the sideline would be cool too.

 

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So what's actually going on with Goosby? OTF went from saying it was nothing, to hinting he may not be available week 1.. from a finger caught in a jersey?

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6 minutes ago, TXpride said:

So what's actually going on with Goosby? OTF went from saying it was nothing, to hinting he may not be available week 1.. from a finger caught in a jersey?

Yeah, a little too cute for comfort on Coffee and Football. Hedged pretty good, and then went through some alternative OL lineups with Goosby. 

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

ESPN released a list of Top 100 college football players for the 2025 season.

 

Texas has 6 players on the list.

 

#1a. Parker MF'ing Livingstone!!!

#2:  Anthony Hill

#11: Colin Simmons

#23:  Arch Manning

#62: Malik Muhammad

#64:  Michael Taaffe

#69: Tre Wisner

 

(Note:  All six of our players are guys Texas recruited out of high school, and developed.)

 

OTHER TEAMS

 

Clemson: 7 (#4: Klubnik, #6: Parker, #9 Woods)

Penn State: 7

Ohio State: 5 (#1: Jeremiah Smith, #3: Caleb Downs)

Notre Dame: 4

Georgia: 3

Texas A&M: 3 (York, Moss & Reed-Adams)

Oklahoma: 1 (Mateer) (Teams such as Texas Tech and Georgia Tech have multiple players;  Oklahoma has one, and he's a transfer they just got.)

 

 

Here's the link: https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/45798030/2025-season-college-football-ranking-top-100-players-jeremiah-smith-cade-klubnik

 

They have Nussmeier at 8... 

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22 minutes ago, TXpride said:

So what's actually going on with Goosby? OTF went from saying it was nothing, to hinting he may not be available week 1.. from a finger caught in a jersey?

Second hand info, but I’ve heard he should be available maybe in a soft cast.

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22 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yeah, a little too cute for comfort on Coffee and Football. Hedged pretty good, and then went through some alternative OL lineups with Goosby. 

Like I said, there’s a good shot he doesn’t play against OSU. His hand isn’t in a cast and allegedly nothing is broken. It got wrenched and they had to pull things back into place. It’s a pain tolerance and effectiveness thing. They’re worried enough to be moving everyone else around to see if there’s a lineup that isn’t hideous without him. 

My hand got slammed between two tacklers’ face masks once and I dislocated a finger. A phalange was sitting on top of the next bone. The solution? Bite a fucking towel and pull while the doctor pulls in the other direction until the bone slips back into place. That shit hurt for a week and still gives me problems 35 years later. But I never missed a game and I caught passes for my damned program. If Goosby isn’t out there on 8/30, I’ll be judging him. 

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

There is basically a 0% chance I’ll be around. But I am cheering for all of you. 

I am going to my autistic sophomore’s scrimmage tomorrow night. He finds some sort of peace inside a helmet, so I’m cheering for him. Scary as a parent, though.

A lot can happen in 35 years man. Who knows. You won’t even be 90 yet will you?  Bet the over. 
personally, I’m going to die in a sex tent just shy of 100 years old chasing my wife around in a failed attempt to celebrate Texas’ 10th national title in my lifetime. I can’t see any other conceivable way that it might go. Certainly not a major traffic accident or the like where I lose a vehicular collision with a piece of the roadway. That can’t happen twice. 

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A neutral site is not out of the question for a game like that. Good for both brands I would think. Preferably Navy so I could watch them lose.

Wouldn’t that be fun to play one of them though?

What was it, maybe 5 years ago they went to ou to play. Put that video out where the players cleaned up their own locker room. Pretty cool stuff.
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14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Like I said, there’s a good shot he doesn’t play against OSU. His hand isn’t in a cast and allegedly nothing is broken. It got wrenched and they had to pull things back into place.

When you say "it" you mean his finger, right?
 

Most of us recall Simms dislocating his finger on a (Mizzou?) helmet.  Same as your story, they popped it back in and on he went.  I guess there's a fair amount of adrenaline/endorphin/etc. flowing to mitigate the pain, though.

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Like I said, there’s a good shot he doesn’t play against OSU. His hand isn’t in a cast and allegedly nothing is broken. It got wrenched and they had to pull things back into place. It’s a pain tolerance and effectiveness thing. They’re worried enough to be moving everyone else around to see if there’s a lineup that isn’t hideous without him. 
My hand got slammed between two tacklers’ face masks once and I dislocated a finger. A phalange was sitting on top of the next bone. The solution? Bite a fucking towel and pull while the doctor pulls in the other direction until the bone slips back into place. That shit hurt for a week and still gives me problems 35 years later. But I never missed a game and I caught passes for my damned program. If Goosby isn’t out there on 8/30, I’ll be judging him. 

Huh. So it actually is more serious than was let on, and that wasn’t just random tinkering on the first team OL 11 days before the season opener. I bet all those neanderthals on OTF are getting their apologies ready.
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2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

ESPN released a list of Top 100 college football players for the 2025 season.

 

Texas has 6 players on the list.

 

#1a. Parker MF'ing Livingstone!!!

#2:  Anthony Hill

#11: Colin Simmons

#23:  Arch Manning

#62: Malik Muhammad

#64:  Michael Taaffe

#69: Tre Wisner

 

(Note:  All six of our players are guys Texas recruited out of high school, and developed.)

 

OTHER TEAMS

 

Clemson: 7 (#4: Klubnik, #6: Parker, #9 Woods)

Penn State: 7

Ohio State: 5 (#1: Jeremiah Smith, #3: Caleb Downs)

Notre Dame: 4

Georgia: 3

Texas A&M: 3 (York, Moss & Reed-Adams)

Oklahoma: 1 (Mateer) (Teams such as Texas Tech and Georgia Tech have multiple players;  Oklahoma has one, and he's a transfer they just got.)

 

 

I feel like people are overrating the fuck out of Clemson. 

I think they'll be good - I don't think they're a national title contender. 

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Personally, I think it’s too high profile of a game for Goosby to sit out. If this is his contract year, he must play. Maybe he plays 30-35 snaps and splits with Chatman? I could live with that. 

I had a great convo with Dan Neil one day and he told me about playing in the NFL. He was small and I couldn’t figure out how he had those rings on his fingers as a starter. Granted, he had lost a lot of weight after retirement.

Anyway, he told me that (paraphrasing) a game has 60 snaps on offense:
1. half don’t go his way so he just has to “get in the way” of his man
2. Some other portion he has help blocking his guy
3. Some other portion he just has to hold his block for a quick out or slant or whatever
4. 10 or so plays: he had to man up, dominate, drive his guy back, whatever.

I always thought that was interesting. Maybe applies here in some capacity - I don’t know.
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53 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

When you say "it" you mean his finger, right?
 

Most of us recall Simms dislocating his finger on a (Mizzou?) helmet.  Same as your story, they popped it back in and on he went.  I guess there's a fair amount of adrenaline/endorphin/etc. flowing to mitigate the pain, though.

Nebraska wasn’t it? 

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

When you say "it" you mean his finger, right?
 

Most of us recall Simms dislocating his finger on a (Mizzou?) helmet.  Same as your story, they popped it back in and on he went.  I guess there's a fair amount of adrenaline/endorphin/etc. flowing to mitigate the pain, though.

Nebraska. Popped it back into place on the sideline. 

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15 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Nebraska wasn’t it? 

 

5 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Nebraska. Popped it back into place on the sideline. 

He broke the record for passing yards in a game at 419. Nebraska's home record in their last 75 games became 73-2. 

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I'm three months late, but had to chime in to rep what might be the most unexpected stray ever caught on the internet. Fatty Arbuckle?! Fucking savage, bro. Poor guy was acquitted, too.

Also jumped in to comment on what I heard on Todd McShay's show today. I know next to nothing about 2025 OU and saw he was previewing them, so listened out of curiousity. And wow, was I not expecting the wet, gushing tongue fucking McShay gave Venables.

When he wasn't glowingly recounting some male bonding experience with Venables (something about almost getting bowled over by him on the field after a Clemson win), McShay propagandized this roster as if they are the best team in the country. Per McShay's sources aka his buddies on the staff,  Mateer is bigger, stronger Baker Mayfield and 10 times better than they expected him to be. Then he said something along the lines of: "OU has the best Dline in the SEC, but the DB room is actually the best on the team."

I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me a bit nervous. Really hope McShay is loud wrong and has to eat shit on this take. 

 

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1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

And it still somehow took an interception inside the five to close it down. That’s back when their fans were still friendly. 

Sort of? The hate was already there among a bunch of them. Osborne made some comments about Texas running things when the conference championship game was scheduled over Nebraska's objections, the league office was moved from Kansas City to Dallas, the SWC commissioner was named the commissioner for the Big 12, enrolling prop 48 players was disallowed and corn fed beef could no longer be served as brisket. 

They did give Ricky Williams a standing ovation in 1998. 

But yeah, there's full fledged hate now. You see it in volleyball a ton, too. I know volleyball is a big deal at Texas, but it's insanity level in Nebraska. Hence the attendance world record for women's sports. And they hate Texas. Coaches have been known to get divorced over it. 

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1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

I'm three months late, but had to chime in to rep what might be the most unexpected stray ever caught on the internet. Fatty Arbuckle?! Fucking savage, bro. Poor guy was acquitted, too.

Also jumped in to comment on what I heard on Todd McShay's show today. I know next to nothing about 2025 OU and saw he was previewing them, so listened out of curiousity. And wow, was I not expecting the wet, gushing tongue fucking McShay gave Venables.

When he wasn't glowingly recounting some male bonding experience with Venables (something about almost getting bowled over by him on the field after a Clemson win), McShay propagandized this roster as if they are the best team in the country. Per McShay's sources aka his buddies on the staff,  Mateer is bigger, stronger Baker Mayfield and 10 times better than they expected him to be. Then he said something along the lines of: "OU has the best Dline in the SEC, but the DB room is actually the best on the team."

I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me a bit nervous. Really hope McShay is loud wrong and has to eat shit on this take. 

 

So Mateer looks like superman against the OU defense, which is itself a better version of the 2000 Ravens... scares you to death.

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5 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

I'm three months late, but had to chime in to rep what might be the most unexpected stray ever caught on the internet. Fatty Arbuckle?! Fucking savage, bro. Poor guy was acquitted, too.

Also jumped in to comment on what I heard on Todd McShay's show today. I know next to nothing about 2025 OU and saw he was previewing them, so listened out of curiousity. And wow, was I not expecting the wet, gushing tongue fucking McShay gave Venables.

When he wasn't glowingly recounting some male bonding experience with Venables (something about almost getting bowled over by him on the field after a Clemson win), McShay propagandized this roster as if they are the best team in the country. Per McShay's sources aka his buddies on the staff,  Mateer is bigger, stronger Baker Mayfield and 10 times better than they expected him to be. Then he said something along the lines of: "OU has the best Dline in the SEC, but the DB room is actually the best on the team."

I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me a bit nervous. Really hope McShay is loud wrong and has to eat shit on this take. 

 

I tried McShay's show during draft season, but it's not very insightful

Brugler just started a weekly podcast. Much more insightful 

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5 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

I'm three months late, but had to chime in to rep what might be the most unexpected stray ever caught on the internet. Fatty Arbuckle?! Fucking savage, bro. Poor guy was acquitted, too.

Also jumped in to comment on what I heard on Todd McShay's show today. I know next to nothing about 2025 OU and saw he was previewing them, so listened out of curiousity. And wow, was I not expecting the wet, gushing tongue fucking McShay gave Venables.

When he wasn't glowingly recounting some male bonding experience with Venables (something about almost getting bowled over by him on the field after a Clemson win), McShay propagandized this roster as if they are the best team in the country. Per McShay's sources aka his buddies on the staff,  Mateer is bigger, stronger Baker Mayfield and 10 times better than they expected him to be. Then he said something along the lines of: "OU has the best Dline in the SEC, but the DB room is actually the best on the team."

I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me a bit nervous. Really hope McShay is loud wrong and has to eat shit on this take. 

 

There's a whole OU 2025 thread on the first page here. Even most OU fans aren't that level of confident in this season (also the DB room thing is wild considering their best DB is still injured)

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6 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

I'm three months late, but had to chime in to rep what might be the most unexpected stray ever caught on the internet. Fatty Arbuckle?! Fucking savage, bro. Poor guy was acquitted, too.

Also jumped in to comment on what I heard on Todd McShay's show today. I know next to nothing about 2025 OU and saw he was previewing them, so listened out of curiousity. And wow, was I not expecting the wet, gushing tongue fucking McShay gave Venables.

When he wasn't glowingly recounting some male bonding experience with Venables (something about almost getting bowled over by him on the field after a Clemson win), McShay propagandized this roster as if they are the best team in the country. Per McShay's sources aka his buddies on the staff,  Mateer is bigger, stronger Baker Mayfield and 10 times better than they expected him to be. Then he said something along the lines of: "OU has the best Dline in the SEC, but the DB room is actually the best on the team."

I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me a bit nervous. Really hope McShay is loud wrong and has to eat shit on this take. 

 

Mcshay is close friends with Nagy and had him on the pod before he took the job. He's going to blindly support him just like he did his best friend Joe Douglas despite building a horrible Jets team.

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Reminder that McShay and his co-host talked up Tyler Shough during the draft process. Tyler Shough who might not even beat out Spencer Rattler. 

Dudes the opposite of a ball knower. He's a ball unknower. 

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30 minutes ago, fellside said:

Mcshay is close friends with Nagy and had him on the pod before he took the job. He's going to blindly support him just like he did his best friend Joe Douglas despite building a horrible Jets team.

Good info. I just generally see McShay as a buffoon. Biases undoubtedly make him worse. 

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7 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

And it still somehow took an interception inside the five to close it down. That’s back when their fans were still friendly. 

Vasher on Jammal Lord. Nebraska was already in field goal range to send it to OT too. Lord and Simms were co-1st team all-state QBs in NJ. 

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38 minutes ago, fellside said:

Mcshay is close friends with Nagy and had him on the pod before he took the job. He's going to blindly support him just like he did his best friend Joe Douglas despite building a horrible Jets team.

 

32 minutes ago, Fud said:

Reminder that McShay and his co-host talked up Tyler Shough during the draft process. Tyler Shough who might not even beat out Spencer Rattler. 

Dudes the opposite of a ball knower. He's a ball unknower. 

Most of these dudes spouting on TV claiming to be experts:

A) Don't know shit

B) Don't watch ball

C) Don't disclose their friendships/relationships that make them extremely biased towards one program/coach

I have stopped listening to these guys when all they do is glaze OU and aggy's offseasons and talk them up like contenders in 2025.

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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Todd McShay is a 48-year-old man who is still getting shoved into lockers.

Well, it never ends for some folks, no doubt. I’m sure part of the daily routine at B&OW’s job at the warehouse is getting pushed into his locker by his boss, Hervé. 

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37 minutes ago, Fud said:

Reminder that McShay and his co-host talked up Tyler Shough during the draft process. Tyler Shough who might not even beat out Spencer Rattler. 

Dudes the opposite of a ball knower. He's a ball unknower. 

Just like the Ketches of the world. People like him get caught up in metrics and hype and don’t actually analyze the football side well.
 

It’s how Jake Locker and Josh Rosen were going to be the best QBs in NFL history, when anyone who watched them play recognized they had the opposite of the “It factor.”

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Well, it never ends for some folks, no doubt. I’m sure part of the daily routine at B&OW’s job at the warehouse is getting pushed into his locker by his boss, Hervé. 

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Well, it never ends for some folks, no doubt. I’m sure part of the daily routine at B&OW’s job at the warehouse is getting pushed into his locker by his boss, Hervé. 

I already love Herve.  Can we get him on Surly?

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47 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Good info. I just generally see McShay as a buffoon. Biases undoubtedly make him worse. 

I have a friend that worked the front desk of a nice hotel in Orlando back when he was in college. McShay was a semi-regular guest at said hotel and would routinely bring in known (to the staff) hookers back to his room. 

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7 minutes ago, immamac said:

What's wrong with fucking hookers? 

This is my favorite 10 days of the offseason I texted sydneycarton that last night lol 

Lol. I mean, the ramp up is certainly fun. It helps when everyone here basically sees this as a national title team, the excitement is palpable. 

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