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2 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

The loss to Napier was so bad, we literally dropped out of the AP poll #9 to #27 😂😂😂

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That Florida upended Texas is a surprise, to be sure, but not like realizing the guy from "White Lotus" also played Uncle Rico in "Napoleon Dynamite." We could, after all, have seen this coming. Billy Napier is college football's Jason Voorhees -- drown, hacked, flambéed and forced to watch all the entire DVD collection of "According to Jim," and yet he keeps coming back. Napier cannot be felled by conventional weapons. Florida will only be able to fire him after enlisting the help of witch doctors, paranormal psychologists and Auburnboosters. Napier is like "Grey's Anatomy," a thing you're shocked to learn is somehow still going each new college football season.

Napier's latest revival came in a 29-21 win over Texas in which the Gators' defense racked up six sacks, picked off Arch Manning twice and held the Longhorns to 52 yards on the ground. The only highlight for Texas was a late-game sack in which Manning's helmet popped off, and his mop of disheveled hair forced all of America to swoon just long enough to forget Texas was the preseason No. 1 team in the country. Manning and the Horns have been this season's version of an "Avatar" sequel -- a massive endeavor earning millions of dollars based on a legacy franchise, while no one's quite sure why we're still supposed to care.

ESpin shitting on both programs, but Florida had shit the bed so thoroughly prior to playing Texas that the horns losing to the gators must’ve looked far worse to everyone than was truly justified.

Our loss to Miami isn’t looking quite as bad…. oh fuck that, it was horrible….

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19 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

ESpin shitting on both programs, but Florida had shit the bed so thoroughly prior to playing Texas that the horns losing to the gators must’ve looked far worse to everyone than was truly justified.

Our loss to Miami isn’t looking quite as bad…. oh fuck that, it was horrible….

Are y'all mad that we basically extended his tenure for at least a few more weeks? 

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Just now, RoyalBevo21 said:

Are y'all mad that we basically extended his tenure for at least a few more weeks? 

Yes.

My best friend from high school texted me and asked, “What has Florida ever done to Texas to make them hate us so much they’d let us win?”

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Posted (edited)

Cross posting. Many here probably know that with no OL we are not going anywhere this year. This just puts a punctuation on why we lost two semifinals with the game on the line. Some guy from Washington penetrated way to quickly and need I bring up Ohio State. 

 

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Can we atleast give the coach that went to back to back semifinals the rest of this season to figure things out

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Since we’re bitching about anything and everything now. I think Sarks injury philosophy of holding players out for any little thing is creating an atmosphere of pussification. There is a difference between injured and hurt. Hurt players obviously shouldn’t play. For instance, Wisner should have played in our last game. 

Wisner came up lame, holding a hamstring on his touchdown.
Posted
1 hour ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Are y'all mad that we basically extended his tenure for at least a few more weeks? 

Are you sure they did?  I know less about football than anyone else on this board and I was absolutely not impressed with Napier during this game.  Like “Holy Shit” not impressed. 

Posted
9 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Wisner came up lame, holding a hamstring on his touchdown.

That philosophy may have changed mid-game on Saturday when Livingstone was back on the field just an hour after not being able to walk off on his own power. Guess time will tell.

Posted
3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Get fucking destroyed by OU next weekend won’t move us back into top 20

 

Get a grip, guys. The sky is not falling. We just suck. 

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15 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Are you sure they did?  I know less about football than anyone else on this board and I was absolutely not impressed with Napier during this game.  Like “Holy Shit” not impressed. 

They're not gonna fire him after a ranked win. Texas wins that going away yesterday and I believe Florida is an open job tomorrow morning. 

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