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2 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Pavia needs a spy and DL must play contain all game. If we can take his legs away, I don’t think he’s good enough to beat our defense from the pocket 

+1.  Texas pretty much did this in last season's game, and did a decent job of limiting Pavia.  He had some moments here and there, esp. early in that game, but for the most part I thought the defense did a good job of keeping him in check.  

However, we all know the Vandy O coaches are going to be scheming to deal with that strategy.  The notion of playing to contain and/or spying Pavia is something of which they're well aware.  Should be an interesting chess match between PK and Vandy's offensive coordinator, Tim Beck.  

 

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51 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Should be an interesting chess match between PK and Vandy's offensive coordinator, Tim Beck. 

Tim Beck can’t scheme his way out of a paper bag. Pavia gets a lot of success from off schedule plays 

Posted
1 minute ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Tim Beck can’t scheme his way out of a paper bag. Pavia gets a lot of success from off schedule plays 

Guessing you are thinking of Tim beck that coached at Texas. This is a different guy

Posted
47 minutes ago, immamac said:

Worth a watch. 

Hills is telling Sark to keep it simple. Too much ego in Sark by calling a triple reverse play killing the momentum of the drive. Calling stupid plays that aren’t playing up the strength of the team and highlighting what they’re good at. 

My takeaway is that Sark is flashing his offense around town like it’s fucking Sharon Stone. Face it, Sark, your offense ain’t no Sharon Stone.

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5 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Hills is telling Sark to keep it simple. Too much ego in Sark by calling a triple reverse play killing the momentum of the drive. Calling stupid plays that aren’t playing up the strength of the team and highlighting what they’re good at. 

My takeaway is that Sark is flashing his offense around town like it’s fucking Sharon Stone. Face it, Sark, your offense ain’t no Sharon Stone.

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Just let the big humans put a hat on a hat and quit asking them to slide and reach and shit.

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Posted
31 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Hills is telling Sark to keep it simple. Too much ego in Sark by calling a triple reverse play killing the momentum of the drive. Calling stupid plays that aren’t playing up the strength of the team and highlighting what they’re good at. 

My takeaway is that Sark is flashing his offense around town like it’s fucking Sharon Stone. Face it, Sark, your offense ain’t no Sharon Stone.

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Posted
32 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Just let the big humans put a hat on a hat and quit asking them to slide and reach and shit.

This.  Like the guy on twitter said - they are being asked to do too much mentally and Arch is too green to manage the OL calls.  Keep it simple stupid (Sark).

 

Posted
4 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Tim Beck can’t scheme his way out of a paper bag. Pavia gets a lot of success from off schedule plays 

 

4 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

This is the correct answer. 

Might be the all-time example of a username checking out.

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Posted
On 10/21/2025 at 6:19 PM, Carl Spackler said:

Sack up, man.  We are going to beat aggy. 

Agreed. I cant believe all the weeping gashes on this site when it comes to that game. I'd take us to win straight up against those slapdicks if Texas was 0-11 heading into the game. That school is hardwired for failure in the biggest games. Their fanbase will be so geeked up for that game, crowing about how its time they take control of the SEC, and then on the first series Anthony Hill will rip reed's helmet off, drop a big deuce in there, and slam the helmet back on reed's head. And the wheels will come off for them. 

If we win all of our other games except UGA, we will be favored when aggy comes to town, but if we drop a couple like I suspect we will and they keep winning, they will be the favorites. Which is great, because I'll be a ML betting m'fer when aggy roles into DKR. Fuck aggy, we'll beat  them with Derka at QB. Bonus points if the refs blow a few calls in our favor to really get those goobers bitching. 

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Posted
11 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

 

NSIAP. What a dumpster

"We just need to execute."

"Executing is hard."

As for my prediction for this Saturday evening around 7pm, "We didn't execute. Winning on the road in the SEC is hard."

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Posted
2 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

"We just need to execute."

"Executing is hard."

As for my prediction for this Saturday evening around 7pm, "We didn't execute. Winning on the road in the SEC is hard."

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“Half the teams in the sec that played on the road blah blah blah “

Posted
17 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

 

NSIAP. What a dumpster

That is fire the coach territory particularly given expectations and resources.  If this continues, Sark’s performance since the playoffs will be historically awful.

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Posted
11 hours ago, alincoln said:

That is fire the coach territory particularly given expectations and resources.  If this continues, Sark’s performance since the playoffs will be historically awful.

The guy was caught on camera eating his fucking boogers, why are we surprised about this? I will die on this booger hill as long as I know Sark will come along and eat it. 

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Posted
On 10/22/2025 at 4:49 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Just let the big humans put a hat on a hat and quit asking them to slide and reach and shit.

Except they can't move shit.  We haven't been able to pick up a 3rd and 1 in 4 years

Posted
13 hours ago, MrBig said:

The guy was caught on camera eating his fucking boogers, why are we surprised about this? I will die on this booger hill as long as I know Sark will come along and eat it. 

I can't believe this is a question I am asking in this life, but when was Seven Win Steve caught on camera, eating boogers?

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Posted
15 hours ago, MrBig said:

The guy was caught on camera eating his fucking boogers, why are we surprised about this? I will die on this booger hill as long as I know Sark will come along and eat it. 

Booger Hill might be a decent opening act for Sacred Asswater.

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Posted (edited)
On 10/23/2025 at 12:12 PM, alincoln said:

That is fire the coach territory particularly given expectations and resources.  If this continues, Sark’s performance since the playoffs will be historically awful.

If this continues by the end up next year, I bet CDC fires him. If he can't fix the issue in front of him by dumbing down the playbook, hiring an O-line coach who isn't a retread, and using all of his resources, he's going gone for sure. We have enough wealthy donors to make that happen, and CDC, right now, is getting bombarded about Sarkisian. He hates losers, and he hates people who don't want to change for the better for what he is paid to do. If he makes those changes, like the o-line coach who can recruit at a higher clip than 3* and develop (think Baker on DL), he'll get another year. If by 2027 he's still learning to swim, he's gone. 

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Posted
6 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Booger Hill might be a decent opening act for Sacred Asswater.

The Battle of Booger Hill will take place this weekend at Davis Wade Stadium. 

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My wife and I took my mom to the westlake / lake Travis game tonight and walking back to the car my mom got on a rant about sark, mind you my wife doesn’t know shit about football. Mom says Sark should give up play calling he’s no good at it and my wife replies, “why, does he have dementia?” 

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On 10/22/2025 at 5:23 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

This.  Like the guy on twitter said - they are being asked to do too much mentally and Arch is too green to manage the OL calls.  Keep it simple stupid (Sark).

 

Arch is also too green to get hit in the pocket every down. 

Now 3 former Texas OL and many others have pointed it out here and in the media.

The OL blocking scheme is too complex for the players to execute. The WR routes take to long to develop. Play action doesn't work if you're unable to run the ball. Arch gets hit nearly every fucking passing play because of the first three aspects. I would wager Arch ends up being the most hit and pressured QB in god damn football fucking HISTORY! It's his first year as a starter, and Arch should be benched cause he sucks and has the "yips". No shit he has the yips and suck, he fucking should. 

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