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11 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Isn't the Internet great? Bringing people together like this?

I liked the internet better when it was a place for acquiring porn and fooling old people into thinking I was a Nigerian prince who was going to send them millions. And friends have said it was a great place to hook up with exes.

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On 10/5/2022 at 2:49 PM, tx 3 putt said:

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Statutory Sniffen?

The dumbest fucking people .... A man lit his own house on fire, claimed it was Antifa and BLM who did it,  got 61k out of his insurance company, then got busted for wire fraud after protesting that he didn't get enough and his insurance company investigated. 
 



 

53 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The dumbest fucking people .... A man lit his own house on fire, claimed it was Antifa and BLM who did it,  got 61k out of his insurance company, then got busted for wire fraud after protesting that he didn't get enough and his insurance company investigated. 
 



 

It truly is a shame that fire didn’t get out of control and take the guy too.

The box is open. There is no going back. It’s only going to get worse.

Until we eliminate all religions we are doomed. Aliens are our only hope.

On 10/6/2022 at 3:54 PM, tx 3 putt said:

not a cult 

And yet there's a 100% likelihood that she also believes climate change is a hoax.

According to these creeps, the government is broken yet they want the same government to assign them some pussy.

32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Many white people that land on this scale and don’t think they do 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I think that kid's "activation protest" was a 2-3 years ago, no?  Anyway, it was fun to watch it again.  In a few year's time, I'll be hunting that kid down to offer him a job after college.  And the other asshats in that video will still be drooling soup with their fat wives, wondering how life passed them by.  

On 10/6/2022 at 4:20 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Both of those women sound like they hit the sauce a little early.

You would too if the only stable point in your life was that year you made OK tips at Hooters when your parents thought you were in college. It was a dark dirty time and you just can't seem to pray it away.

33 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

There's never a gotdamn meteor around when you need one. 

5 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

There's never a gotdamn meteor around when you need one. 

 

never 

I like how when he references these mysterious nazi tattoos, he puts his hand on his asscheek and hip.  I do the same thing, when I reference somebody's tattoo...I'll subconsciously point to my arm or shoulder or calf and say, "Yeah, he/she had a tattoo of such-and-such on their blank-and-blank."  But he points to some places where you'd have to be pretty intimate with someone to have seen their swastika.  Not judging, he has a very specific type.  Ukrainian Nazis with swastika tattoos on their left hip and/or upper buttocks.  cool cool                             strugglebus digs it

it's like these people are not smart

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Death Squad.  Make it happen, Joe.  

I hope someone hangs that racist

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Should have gotten good photos/video of those license plates and found out who those people were and put their shit on blast.

I'm just kidding, they felt comfortable enough to shout that stuff out at a Walmart in Arkansas, they wouldn't be fired from their jobs.

Kanye West tonight, going death con 3 on Jewish people.

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On 10/7/2022 at 10:49 PM, Fastbreak said:

The box is open. There is no going back. It’s only going to get worse.

Until we eliminate all religions we are doomed. Aliens are our only hope.

We can’t get rid of religions. If we got rid of all religions today, new ones would be created tomorrow. We as a species are prone to superstition and hallucination. We need to teach religious people not to take their faith so seriously and always bear in mind that they might be wrong. They can’t all be right. Learn a little humility and tolerance. 

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Kanye West tonight, going death con 3 on Jewish people.

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About time someone put the Jews on blast. They’ve had it too good for too long.

Here's a pretty good summary of everything.

 

 

13 hours ago, mchookem said:

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Rather thoughtful they labeled the state seal with neighboring states, just in case.

On 10/5/2022 at 9:04 AM, Pancho said:

 

Next up: polygamy.  

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Here's a pretty good summary of everything.

 

 

 

19th, reform it. married women are only allowed to vote 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

hurry and get those signed rocks !

 

Damn, what a fucking whore.  I guess he has no other way to make a living but hawking worthless mementos and crap to other right wing weirdos.  I wonder what he says when a free market bro says "Wow, $25?  Would you take $15?  In bitcoin?"  Humiliating for most normal people.  

Here's a closeup of that shirt:

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

hurry and get those signed rocks !

 

Wait, he's got Nacho Varga working for him now?  Wait 'til the Salamanca boys get ahold of Roger Stone.  

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This girl handled the heckler like a pro... 

PWNED them at the end by finishing off the beer. 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

hurry and get those signed rocks !

 

 Buy a rock, Trumpkin, and maybe you can aspire to be as smart as one. You’re not there yet, but don’t give up hope. You can do it. 

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